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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Godfather on August 12, 2015, 10:13:24 AM

Title: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Godfather on August 12, 2015, 10:13:24 AM: The annual running of the gumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fg15AobFsI
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: wesfau2 on August 12, 2015, 10:31:17 AM: It's still hotter than ten hells out. No sign of the taint near me.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: AUChizad on August 12, 2015, 11:25:33 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on August 12, 2015, 10:31:17 AM
It's still hotter than ten hells out. No sign of the taint near me.
Climate change has rendered this criteria in Taint-calling irrelevant.

!
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2015, 11:27:19 AM: The taint is always warm and moist, no matter the season.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 12, 2015, 12:02:37 PM: The taint is sweaty.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Jumbo on August 12, 2015, 12:07:40 PM: Lows in the 60's for the next 10 days. #ohshit
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: chinook on August 12, 2015, 05:05:24 PM: my taint is organic.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Jumbo on August 12, 2015, 05:23:59 PM: Quote from: chinook on August 12, 2015, 05:05:24 PM
my taint is organic.
So it's tainted?
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 13, 2015, 09:56:03 AM: Quote from: chinook on August 12, 2015, 05:05:24 PM
my taint is organic.

Quote from: Jumbo on August 12, 2015, 05:23:59 PM
So it's tainted?

No, it just stinks more.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 11:36:36 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on August 12, 2015, 05:23:59 PM
So it's tainted?

Love...yes.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2015, 11:38:03 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 11:36:36 AM
Love...yes.

Touch me baby, tainted love
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 11:56:01 AM: Check out this prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Jumbo on August 13, 2015, 01:33:06 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 11:56:01 AM
Check out this prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.
Is that just north of Adamsville?
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 12, 2015, 10:13:24 AM
The annual running of the gumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fg15AobFsI

The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Godfather on August 13, 2015, 01:42:06 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM
The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.

Jesus finally someone comments!
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 13, 2015, 01:52:55 PM: Either these people have lost weight since last year or they are letting the skinnier folks go in the first wave.

The last couple of years, the fat folks raced out up front for about 10-15 yards, until they got winded.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2015, 01:55:31 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM
The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.

Get outta my way, you black bastard!
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:59:51 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 13, 2015, 01:42:06 PM
Jesus finally someone comments!

Complete.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 08:50:18 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM
The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.

Damn.

Were all going to hell.

But damn, that was funny as shit.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 09:09:18 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 08:50:18 PM
Damn.

Were all going to hell.

But damn, that was funny as shit.

Stephanie Hawking.

Lord...Saban...please...sign...my...forehead.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: RWS on August 14, 2015, 08:22:50 AM: There's a little bit of taint in the air this morning in south Alabama.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 14, 2015, 08:36:53 AM: Quote from: RWS on August 14, 2015, 08:22:50 AM
There's a little bit of taint in the air this morning in south Alabama.

Sorority party aftermath doesn't count.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: bottomfeeder on August 14, 2015, 09:45:03 AM: Simply scratch and sniff.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 14, 2015, 12:16:26 PM: I am definitely waiting on the official word and I'm not implying anything. I will say that I've scraped less gnat butter off my taint than in recent days or weeks.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: wesfau2 on August 26, 2015, 09:47:34 AM: 64 degrees in the panhandle this morning with a positively arctic 80% humidity.

The Taint cometh.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: Jumbo on August 26, 2015, 01:08:10 PM: I felt my taint this morning.
Title: Re: How you know the taint is near?
Post by: GH2001 on August 26, 2015, 01:19:33 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on August 26, 2015, 09:47:34 AM
64 degrees in the panhandle this morning with a positively arctic 80% humidity.

The Taint cometh.

Crispy cool.

I had 58 here at around 630 AM. Good times indeed.