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Title: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: The Six on June 29, 2015, 01:32:40 PM
http://www.khou.com/story/news/2015/06/28/six-arrested-at-lakewood-church-service/29435817/ (http://www.khou.com/story/news/2015/06/28/six-arrested-at-lakewood-church-service/29435817/)

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HOUSTON - Six people were arrested at Lakewood Church Sunday after heckling Pastor Joel Osteen while he was preaching, according to Houston Police.


Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 29, 2015, 02:29:33 PM
I, sir was on the front nine on Sunday morning. 
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 29, 2015, 02:35:44 PM
I, sir was on the front nine on Sunday morning.

You should have been in church.  You're going to hell.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 29, 2015, 02:48:36 PM
You should have been in church.  You're going to hell.


I was there last Friday.


http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=25747.40   
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: jmar on June 29, 2015, 03:22:25 PM
You should have been in church.  You're going to hell.
Give the guy a break he lives in Texas as does our Wench.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 29, 2015, 03:58:24 PM
Give the guy a break he lives in Texas as does our Wench.
Are you implying they are already in hell?
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: oldautiger on June 29, 2015, 04:33:12 PM
Hell would be living in the dog turd of tuscalooser.
Texas is heaven next to that shit hole.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: jmar on June 29, 2015, 04:34:32 PM
Are you implying they are already in hell?
Skunks and armadillo's are committing suicide as we speak.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: The Six on June 29, 2015, 04:37:44 PM
Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: jmar on June 29, 2015, 04:42:05 PM
Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?
Only that it's foolish to heckle a guy that has better security than Obama.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 29, 2015, 04:42:46 PM
Are you implying they are already in hell?


Not so far this year, not one day above 100 and this past Sat only got up to 88, Sunday was 90 but very low humidity. 
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 29, 2015, 04:50:24 PM
Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?

Couldn't figure out what the basis of the heckle was.  Personally, I would heckle the fact that he can't speak 3 words without blinking 17 times.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 29, 2015, 04:55:53 PM
Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?
I'm not a big Osteen fan. I prefer fire and brimstone sermons to the Pollyanna drivel he spews.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: jmar on June 29, 2015, 04:56:26 PM

Not so far this year, not one day above 100 and this past Sat only got up to 88, Sunday was 90 but very low humidity.
Uh yes we have a man who uses temperature as his only means of determining hell on earth.

Look if you and your family and our champagne guzzling Wench and her bunch ever need our help we (or I) will make the trip begrudgingly.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 29, 2015, 05:19:41 PM
Uh yes we have a man who uses temperature as his only means of determining hell on earth.

Look if you and your family and our champagne guzzling Wench and her bunch ever need our help we (or I) will make the trip begrudgingly.


I use years also.   See 2008 and 2012.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: jmar on June 29, 2015, 05:33:08 PM

I use years also.   See 2008 and 2012.
Okay...
...
...
...I will offer a onetime rescue from a group of blind Osteener's or your runofthemill zombie apocalypse.
After that you are on your own, dig?
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 29, 2015, 08:52:16 PM
Okay...
...
...
...I will offer a onetime rescue from a group of blind Osteener's or your runofthemill zombie apocalypse.
After that you are on your own, dig?

Srsly?  In the zombie apocalypse, you'll be coming out here to save yourself! 

Osteen is a total goober. He and his wife both. Talk about the king of sunshine pumping. His message has zilch to do with God's Word. It's all about the power of positive thinking, in his mind. Think positive and God will make your dreams come true. If they don't?  You aren't thinking positive enough!!

Assholes.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: The Six on June 29, 2015, 09:27:41 PM
Assholes.

Hey, there were no Bammers mentioned here!
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 30, 2015, 12:15:57 AM
Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?

Justifiable
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: GH2001 on June 30, 2015, 09:57:43 AM
Srsly?  In the zombie apocalypse, you'll be coming out here to save yourself! 

Osteen is a total goober. He and his wife both. Talk about the king of sunshine pumping. His message has zilch to do with God's Word. It's all about the power of positive thinking, in his mind. Think positive and God will make your dreams come true. If they don't?  You aren't thinking positive enough!!

Assholes.

Hey hey now...That MF'er got rich as hell making people believe that bullshit. Gotta give him props for that. Smart business man.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 30, 2015, 10:19:45 AM
Now go away before I heckle you a second time.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: djsimp on June 30, 2015, 10:41:58 AM
Well, I would expect to see this more as we go forward. Not just at Olsteens Church but others as well. The Church is becoming more and more of the enemy of society at a very fast pace. That is partly the fault of the Church and partly society just wanting to do what it wants to do with no one saying it is wrong. The truth is the Church was designed a body of Christ that was there to heal, give shelter, feed the hungry and so on. In short, to align ourselves to what Jesus commanded. "Love your neighbor as you love yourself." In todays world, not so much. Problem is after years and years of the Church telling people what they are doing is wrong and not in a loving manner, the Church now is doing the exact same thing as society is doing and coming across as some major hypocrites. "Just make me feel better Pastor so I can go get lunch."
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 30, 2015, 11:08:15 AM
Well, I would expect to see this more as we go forward. Not just at Olsteens Church but others as well. The Church is becoming more and more of the enemy of society at a very fast pace. That is partly the fault of the Church and partly society just wanting to do what it wants to do with no one saying it is wrong. The truth is the Church was designed a body of Christ that was there to heal, give shelter, feed the hungry and so on. In short, to align ourselves to what Jesus commanded. "Love your neighbor and you love yourself." In todays world, not so much. Problem is after years and years of the Church telling people what they are doing is wrong and not in a loving manner, the Church now is doing the exact same thing as society is doing and coming across as some major hypocrites. "Just make me feel better Pastor so I can go get lunch."
Practice what you preach. Help a brother out and let me hold 20 dollars. I'll pm you my address.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 30, 2015, 11:13:57 AM
. "Love your neighbor and you love yourself."


If your doing one right you don't have to do the other. :gig:
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: djsimp on June 30, 2015, 11:40:50 AM

If your doing one right you don't have to do the other. :gig:

Typo. meant to say as yourself not and.
Title: Re: Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?
Post by: djsimp on June 30, 2015, 11:42:13 AM
Practice what you preach. Help a brother out and let me hold 20 dollars. I'll pm you my address.

Its gonna cost ya.