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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on June 21, 2015, 07:50:43 PM
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Happy 40th, simp! It's all down hill from here!
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Hey simp, remember when you were a kid and thought 40 was ancient?
You were right.
Have another kid to celebrate!
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I always enjoy getting on here and wishing people that I like a happy birthday. It doesn't happen often. So, here's to hoping someone I like has a birthday soon.
Happy Father's Day to the baby daddies.
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Happy Happy Young Man.
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Happy Birthday! Go Dj Go Dj.
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Happy Birthday Simp!
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Happy birthday. I've heard sperm motility drops in men once they hit their 40's.
Then there's you.
Poor Mrs Simp. Hope you used some birthday protection.
XXOXOXOXOXOXOX!!!
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Thank you thank you very much. I don't feel a day over 40.
Was a fun day. Got to spend all day in Gardendale coaching a 5 yr old Allstar double header. It was a hot sumbitch out there. Loved every second of it.
Will keep yall up to date on when the next baby is due. Probably in 9 months.
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Happy belated. Hope you aren't pushing the Duggars for their title.
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Better slow down your catching up to some of us. HBD :haha:
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You old.
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God damn...40. Fuck. Happy Birthday I guess.
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My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
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My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.
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Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.
He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.
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My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
Happy belated! Take 2 Aleve and wash down with whiskey. You'll be fine or least you won't care.
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He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.
Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.
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Welcome to the club.
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Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.
You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.
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You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.
I'm like the long dick of the law.
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Happy Belated Simp!!! Hope it was great! Don't let these guys give you any shit. Men don't even become interesting till 40 so you are in your prime....but that window shuts in another few....like what you would say, Snags? Round 53? 54?
Whatever, the year before the age Snags is right now. :)
Hope your birthday was great!
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Men don't even become interesting till 40 so you are in your prime
This is my new motto.
Thanks my sweets!
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Men don't even become interesting till 40 so
Damn skippy!
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Men don't even become interesting till 40 so you are in your prime....
Define "interesting"...
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Define "interesting"...
I just assumed she meant sexier
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I just assumed she meant sexier
Maybe in your case. Not sure that is a unilateral definition, however.
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Interesting= more money. :miltie:
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Interesting= more money. :miltie:
Now we are getting somewhere.
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Now we are getting somewhere.
At 50 most men are hitting their peak.
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Define "interesting"...
I think she was primarily talking about me.
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Mmmm...choke a bitch Snags will.