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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on June 21, 2015, 07:50:43 PM

Title: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 21, 2015, 07:50:43 PM
Happy 40th, simp! It's all down hill from here!

 :bar:
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2015, 07:52:54 PM
Hey simp, remember when you were a kid and thought 40 was ancient?
You were right.


Have another kid to celebrate!
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 21, 2015, 08:03:05 PM
I always enjoy getting on here and wishing people that I like a happy birthday. It doesn't happen often. So, here's to hoping someone I like has a birthday soon.

Happy Father's Day to the baby daddies.

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Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: jmar on June 21, 2015, 08:24:22 PM
Happy Happy Young Man.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Jumbo on June 21, 2015, 08:33:43 PM
Happy Birthday! Go Dj Go Dj.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: The Six on June 21, 2015, 08:52:52 PM
Happy Birthday Simp!
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 21, 2015, 09:17:27 PM
Happy birthday. I've heard sperm motility drops in men once they hit their 40's.

Then there's you.

Poor Mrs Simp. Hope you used some birthday protection.

XXOXOXOXOXOXOX!!!
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2015, 09:23:00 PM
Thank you thank you very much. I don't feel a day over 40.

Was a fun day. Got to spend all day in Gardendale coaching a 5 yr old Allstar double header. It was a hot sumbitch out there. Loved every second of it.

Will keep yall up to date on when the next baby is due. Probably in 9 months.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: wesfau2 on June 22, 2015, 07:32:59 AM
Happy belated.  Hope you aren't pushing the Duggars for their title.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 22, 2015, 10:00:16 AM
Better slow down your catching up to some of us.   HBD    :haha:
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: AWK on June 22, 2015, 10:23:21 AM
You old.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Godfather on June 22, 2015, 11:01:41 AM
God damn...40.  Fuck.  Happy Birthday I guess.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: djsimp on June 22, 2015, 11:25:50 AM
My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 22, 2015, 02:43:45 PM
My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 22, 2015, 10:44:15 PM
Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.

He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: chityeah on June 23, 2015, 05:51:37 AM
My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
Happy belated! Take 2 Aleve and wash down with whiskey. You'll be fine or least you won't care.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: djsimp on June 23, 2015, 09:52:36 AM
He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.

Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: CCTAU on June 24, 2015, 01:51:08 AM
Welcome to the club.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Godfather on June 25, 2015, 11:11:01 AM
Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.
You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: djsimp on June 25, 2015, 11:27:29 AM
You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.

I'm like the long dick of the law.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Shug Dye on June 26, 2015, 09:44:22 AM
Happy Belated Simp!!! Hope it was great! Don't let these guys give you any shit. Men don't even become interesting till 40 so you are in your prime....but that window shuts in another few....like what you would say, Snags? Round 53? 54?
Whatever, the year before the age Snags is right now. :)


Hope your birthday was great!
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: djsimp on June 26, 2015, 10:13:01 AM
Men don't even become interesting till 40 so you are in your prime

This is my new motto.

Thanks my sweets!
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 26, 2015, 10:33:38 AM
Men don't even become interesting till 40 so


Damn skippy!
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 26, 2015, 11:53:30 AM
Men don't even become interesting till 40 so you are in your prime....

Define "interesting"...
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 26, 2015, 11:55:35 AM
Define "interesting"...

I just assumed she meant sexier
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 26, 2015, 11:58:45 AM
I just assumed she meant sexier

Maybe in your case.  Not sure that is a unilateral definition, however.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 26, 2015, 11:59:20 AM
Interesting= more money.    :miltie:
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 26, 2015, 12:01:07 PM
Interesting= more money.    :miltie:

Now we are getting somewhere.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 26, 2015, 12:08:04 PM
Now we are getting somewhere.


At 50 most men are hitting their peak.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: djsimp on June 26, 2015, 12:58:51 PM
Define "interesting"...

I think she was primarily talking about me.
Title: Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 28, 2015, 07:47:07 AM
Mmmm...choke a bitch Snags will.