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Title: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 11, 2015, 04:06:02 PM: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/carly-out-hillary-attack-ad_969384.html
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: Kaos on June 11, 2015, 06:37:30 PM: Clinton looks like Aunt Bea's bastard child.

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/tve1138-19661226-20.jpg)

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Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 12, 2015, 09:56:38 AM: Quote from: Kaos on June 11, 2015, 06:37:30 PM
Clinton looks like Aunt Bea's bastard child.

(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/tve1138-19661226-20.jpg)

(http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/452568110-e1412189549896.jpg)

Which begs the question: Who fucked Aunt Bea?
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 12, 2015, 09:59:42 AM: Sam the Butcher?
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 12, 2015, 10:01:57 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 12, 2015, 09:59:42 AM
Sam the Butcher?

Alice will be pissed.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 12, 2015, 10:08:25 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 12, 2015, 10:01:57 AM
Alice will be pissed.

Sam always gave Alice the meat.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 12, 2015, 10:13:40 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 12, 2015, 10:08:25 AM
Sam always gave Alice the meat.

You not sure that he gave it to Mr. Brady?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsPGzRTUEsE
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 12, 2015, 10:24:38 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 12, 2015, 09:56:38 AM

Which begs the question: Who fucked Aunt Bea?

Uncle Jesse.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 12, 2015, 04:17:55 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 12, 2015, 09:56:38 AM

Which begs the question: Who fudgeed Aunt Bea?

The butter and egg man
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 12, 2015, 06:59:39 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 12, 2015, 04:17:55 PM
The butter and egg man

Or what about the freezer repair man, or the guy that sold her the freezer? I bet it was him. You know she was thrifty and he probably gave her that good D and a deal on the freezer. Yep, that's it. Mystery solved.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: GH2001 on June 15, 2015, 10:38:39 AM: Goober gave her some goober.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: The Six on June 15, 2015, 11:14:48 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on June 15, 2015, 10:38:39 AM
Goober gave her some goober.

Well, we know Gomer Pyle wasn't slipping her any.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: GH2001 on June 15, 2015, 11:19:00 AM: Quote from: The Six on June 15, 2015, 11:14:48 AM
Well, we know Gomer Pyle wasn't slipping her any.

I caught a few episodes this weekend. Becomes more and more evident that Andy and Barmey were fucking that whole town. Using those positions of authority. Well played fellas, well played. From banging the lady drugist to running a train on the fun girls to finger banging Thelma Lou in the back seat - straight pimps they were.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 15, 2015, 11:26:38 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on June 15, 2015, 11:19:00 AM
I caught a few episodes this weekend. Becomes more and more evident that Andy and Barmey were fucking that whole town. Using those positions of authority. Well played fellas, well played. From banging the lady drugist to running a train on the fun girls to finger banging Thelma Lou in the back seat - straight pimps they were.

Mayberry's whores life's matter.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: GH2001 on June 15, 2015, 11:29:22 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 15, 2015, 11:26:38 AM

Mayberry's whores life's matter.

Andy used his kid's classroom behavoir to get in Miss Crump's pants. And we didn't even realize it. Dude is my hero.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: The Six on June 15, 2015, 12:47:56 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on June 15, 2015, 11:29:22 AM
Andy used his kid's classroom behavoir to get in Miss Crump's pants. And we didn't even realize it. Dude is my hero.

Thelma Lou > Helen Crump

but

Ellie Walker >>>>>>> All Mayberry females
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 15, 2015, 12:51:26 PM: Charlene Darling-she looked like she was a freak.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: The Six on June 15, 2015, 02:32:21 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 15, 2015, 12:51:26 PM
Charlene Darling-she looked like she was a freak.

Dooley liked to slip up in that hollar.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: GH2001 on June 15, 2015, 03:55:55 PM: Quote from: The Six on June 15, 2015, 02:32:21 PM
Dooley liked to slip up in that hollar.

Hey now....thats Dud Wash's piece of steady ass.
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 15, 2015, 04:08:51 PM: The only question is did Barney ever get with Juanita down at the diner and stir her collards?
Title: Re: I see a cat fight coming
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 15, 2015, 04:43:50 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 15, 2015, 04:08:51 PM
The only question is did Barney ever get with Juanita down at the diner and stir her collards?

I think Gomer was the only one getting his collards stirred. If I had to guess by whom, I would say Howard, he looked like he would butt fuck someone and not send flowers the next day.