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Title: Any houston floaters?
Post by: CCTAU on May 26, 2015, 03:20:36 PM
Any of you guys in or around houston? Are you OK?

Need any help?
It looks pretty bad out there.

http://news.yahoo.com/12-missing-flooding-texas-sweeps-away-vacation-home-073741185.html
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: The Six on May 26, 2015, 03:57:08 PM
Hope y'all are okay.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2015, 04:51:23 PM
Came back from Hot Springs, Arkansas yesterday, it rained so hard that we had to pull over, what is normally a 4 1/2 hour trip took almost 8 hours. Between the rain storms and the accidents it was brutal. Bad flooding here in the Dallas area. My backyard is a lake and chances of rain every day this week.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/11012426_10204000570520676_570078923140015_n1_zps9fw24ubs.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/11012426_10204000570520676_570078923140015_n1_zps9fw24ubs.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: DnATL on May 26, 2015, 06:07:51 PM
Came back from Hot Springs, Arkansas yesterday, it rained so hard that we had to pull over, what is normally a 4 1/2 hour trip took almost 8 hours. Between the rain storms and the accidents it was brutal. Bad flooding here in the Dallas area. My backyard is a lake and chances of rain every day this week.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/11012426_10204000570520676_570078923140015_n1_zps9fw24ubs.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/11012426_10204000570520676_570078923140015_n1_zps9fw24ubs.jpg.html)
keen dashboard
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Token on May 26, 2015, 06:15:14 PM
Please tell me that is a radar detector.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: djsimp on May 26, 2015, 10:34:41 PM
Please tell me that is a radar detector.

He is waiting or your ass.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 26, 2015, 10:42:00 PM
Came back from Hot Springs, Arkansas yesterday, it rained so hard that we had to pull over, what is normally a 4 1/2 hour trip took almost 8 hours. Between the rain storms and the accidents it was brutal. Bad flooding here in the Dallas area. My backyard is a lake and chances of rain every day this week.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/11012426_10204000570520676_570078923140015_n1_zps9fw24ubs.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/11012426_10204000570520676_570078923140015_n1_zps9fw24ubs.jpg.html)
Is that a skull cap? You may want to veer right before you hit that car head on.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: oldautiger on May 26, 2015, 11:02:25 PM
High and dry here outside of H-Town
Anyone hear from Wench, she's in Montgomery, got a hell of a lot of rain.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: djsimp on May 26, 2015, 11:08:37 PM
TW is aight.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 26, 2015, 11:09:15 PM
Places in downtown Houston got it pretty bad. 6 inches last night alone. Any place along a bayou or creek or lake was underwater. Those of us who live away from the concrete jungle are better off but the creek just south of my house is cresting under the bridge. All the canals, drainage ditches and retention ponds are full, so any more rain and we may be in trouble, at least in terms of flooded roads.

There's a 50% or greater chance of rain every day for the next 8 days as well. 

Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway) - the drought in Texas is over. It's even been raining in Midland.   Fun fact:  Did you know Midland is Indian for "fucking dry desert"?
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 26, 2015, 11:10:07 PM
High and dry here outside of H-Town
Anyone hear from Wench, she's in Montgomery, got a hell of a lot of rain.

Thank you, dear - we are fine.  Best clarify:  not in Montgomery, AL.  Montgomery County, TX.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: chinook on May 26, 2015, 11:12:41 PM
#firstworldproblems
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: chinook on May 26, 2015, 11:14:48 PM
Thank you, dear - we are fine.  Best clarify:  not in Montgomery, AL.  Montgomery County, TX.

Is that across the pond?
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: djsimp on May 26, 2015, 11:17:53 PM
Is that across the pond?

Right now it is.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 26, 2015, 11:26:29 PM
Right now it is.

Damn skippy. Dexter has turned our sunken fire pit in the backyard into his personal swimming pool. Even when it's not raining, the water table is so high that it's staying full.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: CCTAU on May 26, 2015, 11:34:21 PM
California weeps.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 26, 2015, 11:36:03 PM
California weeps.

That has not escaped comment around the water cooler.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 27, 2015, 09:33:34 AM
Please tell me that is a radar detector.


It is, notice we are doing 25 in a 75 zone, so I am pretty sure we are ok. Not my vehicle, I was sitting in the back.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 27, 2015, 09:35:49 AM
Places in downtown Houston got it pretty bad. 6 inches last night alone. Any place along a bayou or creek or lake was underwater. Those of us who live away from the concrete jungle are better off but the creek just south of my house is cresting under the bridge. All the canals, drainage ditches and retention ponds are full, so any more rain and we may be in trouble, at least in terms of flooded roads.

There's a 50% or greater chance of rain every day for the next 8 days as well. 

Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway) - the drought in Texas is over. It's even been raining in Midland.   Fun fact:  Did you know Midland is Indian for "fucking dry desert"?


Same here north of Dallas, got another rain storm last night, Something yellow is in the sky right now so I may try and figure out what it is.


Lakes are above full stage and over flowing.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Godfather on May 27, 2015, 09:44:09 AM
I left a houston floater this morning
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: CCTAU on May 27, 2015, 11:36:58 AM
I left a houston floater this morning

I just knew that would not get lost on someone...

I wonder if any of those nawlins transplants have used their experience to start looting yet!
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 27, 2015, 02:00:21 PM
My wife and Houston have a lot in common.

"What is that WT?"

Well, they were both pounded by 11" last night.
 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: GH2001 on May 27, 2015, 02:07:15 PM
My wife and Houston have a lot in common.

"What is that WT?"

Well, they were both pounded by 11" last night.
 :rimshot:

Was it planned out or did she invite the guy over after you went to bed?

She was getting pounded right next to you in bed and you didnt even wake up.....some man of the house you are. I suggest you get an alarm system or a big assed Rottweiler.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 27, 2015, 02:34:21 PM
My neighborhood is an island today. The only road in or out is flooded in both directions. Kids' school canceled. Hey, free off day.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 27, 2015, 02:50:01 PM
Was it planned out or did she invite the guy over after you went to bed?

She was getting pounded right next to you in bed and you didnt even wake up.....some man of the house you are. I suggest you get an alarm system or a big assed Rottweiler.
All kidding aside, I leave one hanging up on the rim and you can't even touch the net? I give you a meatball right down the middle and the best you can do is this?
 :facepalm:

But to answer your question, I was out of town.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Jumbo on May 29, 2015, 11:54:56 AM
My wife and Houston have a lot in common.

"What is that WT?"

Well, they were both pounded by 11" last night.
 :rimshot:
That's me having sex 3 times...
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 29, 2015, 01:20:56 PM
That's me having sex 3 times...
She told me to give her 11" and make it hurt. So, I screwed her 3 times and popped her in the mouth.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Godfather on May 29, 2015, 02:23:34 PM
She told me to give her 11" and make it hurt. So, I screwed her 3 times and popped her in the mouth.
A girl once told me all she wanted was 10".

Good thing I have a 3" dick and a 7" tongue.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 29, 2015, 02:37:45 PM
This is a park down from my house, there are two small ponds in here that are now one giant lake. From where the picture is taken all the way across was grass field. (Mrs Dallas is home today). More rain expected tonight.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/20150529_131534_resized_zpsdpaxdaha.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/20150529_131534_resized_zpsdpaxdaha.jpg.html) 
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Godfather on May 29, 2015, 02:46:23 PM
This is a park down from my house, there are two small ponds in here that are now one giant lake. From where the picture is taken all the way across was grass field. (Mrs Dallas is home today). More rain expected tonight.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/20150529_131534_resized_zpsdpaxdaha.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/20150529_131534_resized_zpsdpaxdaha.jpg.html)

Better hope it doesnt get into that lift station then you will really see some houston floaters.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: chinook on May 29, 2015, 02:57:25 PM
This is a park down from my house, there are two small ponds in here that are now one giant lake. From where the picture is taken all the way across was grass field. (Mrs Dallas is home today). More rain expected tonight.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/20150529_131534_resized_zpsdpaxdaha.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/20150529_131534_resized_zpsdpaxdaha.jpg.html)

i guess you can always use your wife's funbags for flotation. 
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 29, 2015, 03:07:11 PM
i guess you can always use your wife's funbags for flotation.


I hope I don't remember that when I am playing with them tonight and chuckle.
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 29, 2015, 03:08:18 PM
Better hope it doesnt get into that lift station then you will really see some houston floaters.


I always wondered what that was.    :shitfan: :shitfan:
Title: Re: Any houston floaters?
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 01, 2015, 12:19:11 AM
Better hope it doesnt get into that lift station then you will really see some houston floaters.

That's funny, but he's in Dallas.