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Title: Duke Twats
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2015, 11:41:07 AM
Is Duke a head case?  First off, I'm really surprised the guy stayed. I think the consensus was one-and-done.  But he did return and I think he and JJ can set Auburn records if he stays healthy.  Now, he's basically twatting that he's shipping out, rethinking his decision to stay at Auburn.  The next morning, D-Craig says "It's all Gucci". 

I take it that's skreetz for "All is well with my nurra'."
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: djsimp on May 12, 2015, 11:57:22 AM
Is Duke a head case?  First off, I'm really surprised the guy stayed. I think the consensus was one-and-done.  But he did return and I think he and JJ can set Auburn records if he stays healthy.  Now, he's basically twatting that he's shipping out, rethinking his decision to stay at Auburn.  The next morning, D-Craig says "It's all Gucci". 

I take it that's skreetz for "All is well with my nurra'."

My question would be, what would make Duke want to leave at this point? I mean, I'm pretty sure he knows he has a great chance to be a main target. Is it possible that there is more competition than what he thought it would be? Are the requirements from the coaching staff too tough to live by? Does he get along with others in the locker room? Those are some questions, but all would point towards Duke putting his big boy pants on.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2015, 12:20:20 PM
My question would be, what would make Duke want to leave at this point?

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Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Godfather on May 12, 2015, 12:24:16 PM
Is Duke a head case?  First off, I'm really surprised the guy stayed. I think the consensus was one-and-done.  But he did return and I think he and JJ can set Auburn records if he stays healthy.  Now, he's basically twatting that he's shipping out, rethinking his decision to stay at Auburn.  The next morning, D-Craig says "It's all Gucci". 

I take it that's skreetz for "All is well with my nurra'."

They increased his salary.  It's all good was just a hold-out thing.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2015, 12:25:37 PM
They increased his salary.  It's all good was just a hold-out thing.

Let me guess his agent? Jimmy "Cha-Ching" Sexton.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Catphish Tilly on May 12, 2015, 12:27:31 PM
I heard tension's been brewing ever since that Duke/Chandler Cox towel popping incident leaked to the boards.

I blame Snaggs.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Kaos on May 12, 2015, 12:28:19 PM
Much ado-doo about nothing. 
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Remember, Bo Jackson was so distraught during his time at Auburn that he went to the bus station the night before a game intending to withdraw and go back home.  It's a good thing the Twitters and such nonsense didn't exist back in those days. 
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2015, 12:29:24 PM
My question would be, what would make Duke want to leave at this point? I mean, I'm pretty sure he knows he has a great chance to be a main target. Is it possible that there is more competition than what he thought it would be? Are the requirements from the coaching staff too tough to live by? Does he get along with others in the locker room? Those are some questions, but all would point towards Duke putting his big boy pants on.

Sounds like something non-football related or if it is about foosballz, he may not be wanting to put in the work.  I think he knows he's the man.  No doubts about that. In fact, JJ seemed to be going out of his way to get Duke plenty of touches.  Just get your head on skrate, nab about 80 catches and 14 TD's this season and then you can take off and get paid...more than you are now.

And look, Chandler was fine with it.  Just some good natured freshman ribbing.  They rolled around and laughed for quite a while.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: AUJarhead on May 12, 2015, 12:30:07 PM
Let me guess his agent? Jimmy "Cha-Ching" Sexton.

Nook is the bagman.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Godfather on May 12, 2015, 12:37:43 PM
He's fucked if he left.  Unless he went FCS, he would have to sit out a year.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2015, 12:45:01 PM
He's fucked if he left.  Unless he went FCS, he would have to sit out a year.

No worries.  It's all Gucci.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: djsimp on May 12, 2015, 12:46:07 PM
Sounds like something non-football related or if it is about foosballz, he may not be wanting to put in the work.

Like the Sixxer said, may be grades, I dunno. Whatever it is, I think it does have to do with Duke stepping it up. I'm think Craig explained this in more detail.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Godfather on May 12, 2015, 12:53:11 PM
No worries.  It's all Gucci.
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Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2015, 01:58:37 PM
No worries.  It's all Gucci.

Mane
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2015, 02:42:19 PM
Mane


Rose by fifty
Uh Now she tipsy
Slow dancing in my mansion with no panties
Want to get me
Three girls Gucci trippin
That's a lot of women
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: djsimp on May 12, 2015, 03:20:14 PM

Rose by fifty
Uh Now she tipsy
Slow dancing in my mansion with no panties
Want to get me
Three girls Gucci trippin
That's a lot of women

Cause the spolight ain’t nothin without ya girl
And the dance floor ain’t nothing without ya girl
You a show stopper ohhhhhh
Lets get it poppin ohhhhhh
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2015, 03:45:31 PM
Cause the spolight ain’t nothin without ya girl
And the dance floor ain’t nothing without ya girl
You a show stopper ohhhhhh
Lets get it poppin ohhhhhh

When I get reincarnated, I'm coming back as Usher. 
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: djsimp on May 12, 2015, 03:49:38 PM
When I get reincarnated, I'm coming back as Usher.

He is SO Gucci.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2015, 04:46:20 PM
https://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4 (https://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4)
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 12, 2015, 05:13:57 PM
https://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4 (https://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4)


We should send that into outer space, any intelligent life that would see that would think we are all dumbasses and not come down here.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: AUJarhead on May 12, 2015, 06:01:00 PM

We should send that into outer space, any intelligent life that would see that would think we are all dumbasses and not come down here.  :facepalm:

And that's who is going to vote for our next president.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: bgreene on May 13, 2015, 07:17:32 AM
And that's who is going to vote for our next president.

Probably not
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: AWK on May 13, 2015, 02:40:02 PM
I have nothing to add, so I will leave you with this:

https://youtu.be/XtW6HW8jO_U

Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Godfather on May 13, 2015, 02:53:38 PM
I have nothing to add, so I will leave you with this:

https://youtu.be/XtW6HW8jO_U

I think for my next tat, I might go with an AK-47 on my face.  I think that will give me some serious street cred around the office.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2015, 02:55:30 PM
I'm not sure, but I think he wants you to make sure you have his money when he comes to pay you a visit.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2015, 02:56:24 PM
I think for my next tat, I might go with an AK-47 on my face.  I think that will give me some serious street cred around the office.

Janice from Accounting will drop her panties for that.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: AWK on May 13, 2015, 02:59:28 PM
He has high aspirations (pun intended):

https://youtu.be/nRkP-rplNjs
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2015, 03:11:21 PM
I think he may want to have the anal secks with that chick.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: AWK on May 13, 2015, 03:31:56 PM
You hear all this about today's youth, but stories like Stitches give me hope for the future.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 13, 2015, 03:39:11 PM
He has high aspirations (pun intended):

https://youtu.be/nRkP-rplNjs


Searching for that on Pandora now.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2015, 03:49:59 PM

Searching for that on Pandora now.  Thanks.

Just let me know if you need me to translate it for you.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 13, 2015, 04:10:10 PM
Just let me know if you need me to translate it for you.


Nah, I think I got this, dude wants to get a bass name miley cyrus?
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Godfather on May 13, 2015, 04:13:11 PM
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2015, 04:19:02 PM
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?

When you got Stiches money, does it even matter?
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: djsimp on May 13, 2015, 04:26:52 PM
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?

Because he was trying to be nice and numb her up first.
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2015, 04:28:15 PM
Because he was trying to be nice and numb her up first.

Does that really work?  Wait...I mean....Eeewwww...
Title: Re: Duke Twats
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 13, 2015, 04:51:54 PM
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?


Everbody be sniffing her farts.