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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: CCTAU on April 24, 2015, 11:46:18 AM

Title: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: CCTAU on April 24, 2015, 11:46:18 AM
We all figured this would go away quietly. Well, pffttt. It gone:

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20150423/news/150429750
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2015, 12:08:34 PM
Not a surprise.  I'm 99.456% sure a settlement was made.  Civil cases are dismissed for a variety of reasons; however, the most common are settlements between the parties, which are normally confidential, or the case is tossed after a motion for summary judgment and hearing on that motion.  If they had a hearing on SJ motion, there would be an Order from the Judge stating something to the effect of "After hearing oral arguments from the parties and considering the evidence...defendant's motion for SJ is granted and case dismissed."  Public record. We would know about it.

While you won't hear about any settlement publically and it may appear that Lord Saybinz and family got away without a blemish, that's usually how it's handled and somebody paid the girl who got bitch slapped by Ms. Sabanette, a bunch of $$$.
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: CCTAU on April 24, 2015, 12:14:27 PM
Not a surprise.  I'm 99.456% sure a settlement was made.  Civil cases are dismissed for a variety of reasons; however, the most common are settlements between the parties, which are normally confidential, or the case is tossed after a motion for summary judgment and hearing on that motion.  If they had a hearing on SJ motion, there would be an Order from the Judge stating something to the effect of "After hearing oral arguments from the parties and considering the evidence...defendant's motion for SJ is granted and case dismissed."  Public record. We would know about it.

While you won't hear about any settlement publically and it may appear that Lord Saybinz and family got away without a blemish, that's usually how it's handled and somebody paid the girl who got bitch slapped by Ms. Sabanette, a bunch of $$$.

I tend to think that the girl's daddy stepped in and said she deserved it....roh tahd..tickets for life!
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2015, 12:15:14 PM
I tend to think that the girl's daddy stepped in and said she deserved it....roh tahd..tickets for life!

Well, it is Tuscaloosa...so there's that too.

Alabama Code 16-1-2015 was passed by the Legislature recently and has been coined the "My Daughter Started It/Deserved What She Got" bill.
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 24, 2015, 12:16:43 PM
Not a surprise.  I'm 99.456% sure a settlement was made.  Civil cases are dismissed for a variety of reasons; however, the most common are settlements between the parties, which are normally confidential, or the case is tossed after a motion for summary judgment and hearing on that motion.  If they had a hearing on SJ motion, there would be an Order from the Judge stating something to the effect of "After hearing oral arguments from the parties and considering the evidence...defendant's motion for SJ is granted and case dismissed."  Public record. We would know about it.

While you won't hear about any settlement publically and it may appear that Lord Saybinz and family got away without a blemish, that's usually how it's handled and somebody paid the girl who got bitch slapped by Ms. Sabanette, a bunch of $$$.
All over a Facebooks post.

Hypothetical here. Could you sue me for posting on here that I know for a fact that you like to make it with underage black boys? Or, that you contracted the goat herpes when you were a teenager?

Or, if I were to mention that you were caught wacking someone's willy in a theater and that you have a drug problem?

Just how does it work? Could you sue me for getting on here and telling about those incidents, if I were to?
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2015, 12:18:59 PM
All over a Facebooks post.

Hypothetical here. Could you sue me for posting on here that I know for a fact that you like to make it with underage black boys? Or, that you contracted the goat herpes when you were a teenager?

Or, if I were to mention that you were caught wacking someone's willy in a theater and that you have a drug problem?

Just how does it work? Could you sue me for getting on here and telling about those incidents, if I were to?

I could sue you but the one absolute defense to a claim of defamation is if the allegations you made are true.  In this case...yeah, I'd probably lose.
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: CCTAU on April 24, 2015, 12:20:28 PM
All over a Facebooks post.

Hypothetical here. Could you sue me for posting on here that I know for a fact that you like to make it with underage black boys? Or, that you contracted the goat herpes when you were a teenager?

Or, if I were to mention that you were caught wacking someone's willy in a theater and that you have a drug problem?

Just how does it work? Could you sue me for getting on here and telling about those incidents, if I were to?

No. I would have to whip your ass and then you would have to sue me for whipping dat ass.

Or you might just pay extra for that kind of thing. It's all in legal speak. I don't have time to explain it all here.
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 24, 2015, 12:44:24 PM
No. I would have to whip your ass and then you would have to sue me for whipping dat ass.

Or you might just pay extra for that kind of thing. It's all in legal speak. I don't have time to explain it all here.
Are you trying to say you want some of my ass? Get in line.

Having a nice ass isn't as cool as some of you may think sometimes.
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2015, 01:05:15 PM
https://youtu.be/Dg7X5_K7LhE
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: CCTAU on April 24, 2015, 01:20:34 PM
Are you trying to say you want some of my ass? Get in line.

Having a nice ass isn't as cool as some of you may think sometimes.

It is a burden. But I have lived with it this long. I can make it the rest of the way.
Title: Re: The long arm of the Saban...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2015, 03:57:09 PM
What color Mercedes does she get?!?