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Title: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2015, 09:46:48 AM
The RUMOR on the skreetz...Finebaum...aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. etc. is Braxton Miller transferring to the dark side.  I think I saw that due to an injury redshirt last year, he'd be eligible to play right away.  A couple of things.  A transfer certainly shouldn't surprise anyone given it's his senior year and tOSU has 3 stallions at QB.

Second, if...and right now it's rumor...if, he does suit up for the unwashed, this would not be a Jacob Heisman Coker situation.  I pointed and laughed as hard as anyone at the unwarranted hype that kid got, all based on the lone fact that Jimbo Fisher once commented that he throws a tight spiral in practice. Miller is a damn good QB and has proven it on the field over time....as long as he can stay healthy. 

Obviously, if he does sign with the mouth-breathers, it will be the second coming and the clouds will part and angels will sing.  Writers around the south will drop to their knees and pay homage to the Saban schlong.  But, as a fan of their biggest rival, I won't be happy.   
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: Godfather on April 22, 2015, 09:53:15 AM
The RUMOR on the skreetz...Finebaum...aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. etc. is Braxton Miller transferring to the dark side.  I think I saw that due to an injury redshirt last year, he'd be eligible to play right away.  A couple of things.  A transfer certainly shouldn't surprise anyone given it's his senior year and tOSU has 3 stallions at QB.

Second, if...and right now it's rumor...if, he does suit up for the unwashed, this would not be a Jacob Heisman Coker situation.  I pointed and laughed as hard as anyone at the unwarranted hype that kid got, all based on the lone fact that Jimbo Fisher once commented that he throws a tight spiral in practice. Miller is a damn good QB and has proven it on the field over time....as long as he can stay healthy. 

Obviously, if he does sign with the mouth-breathers, it will be the second coming and the clouds will part and angels will sing.  Writers around the south will drop to their knees and pay homage to the Saban schlong.  But, as a fan of their biggest rival, I won't be happy.

Meh, let them get whoever they want.  I ain't skeerd.
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: Catphish Tilly on April 22, 2015, 09:56:46 AM
Meh, let them get whoever they want.  I ain't skeerd.

Correct. With Johnson, the Flying Tomato and the seed of Tubs ready to take the helm in a moment's notice, it's they who should be trembling in fear of us!
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 22, 2015, 10:12:07 AM
The RUMOR on the skreetz...Finebaum...aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. etc. is Braxton Miller transferring to the dark side.  I think I saw that due to an injury redshirt last year, he'd be eligible to play right away.  A couple of things.  A transfer certainly shouldn't surprise anyone given it's his senior year and tOSU has 3 stallions at QB.

Second, if...and right now it's rumor...if, he does suit up for the unwashed, this would not be a Jacob Heisman Coker situation.  I pointed and laughed as hard as anyone at the unwarranted hype that kid got, all based on the lone fact that Jimbo Fisher once commented that he throws a tight spiral in practice. Miller is a damn good QB and has proven it on the field over time....as long as he can stay healthy. 

Obviously, if he does sign with the mouth-breathers, it will be the second coming and the clouds will part and angels will sing.  Writers around the south will drop to their knees and pay homage to the Saban schlong.  But, as a fan of their biggest rival, I won't be happy.

They do this anyway without any fanfare or possible arrivals.   :haha:
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2015, 10:17:57 AM
Saban doesn't know know what player you're talking about or what rumors he isn't going to discuss today. 
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2015, 12:02:14 PM
Pretty sure there are at least discussions happening behind the scenes between the REC rep for the Ohio area and Miller's agent.
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: The Six on April 22, 2015, 12:54:17 PM
Saban doesn't know know what player you're talking about or what rumors he isn't going to discuss today.

There is no depth chart. There are no players. In fact, there isn't a football team and he'd appreciate it if you'd quit asking him about it. Aight?
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: CCTAU on April 22, 2015, 01:17:17 PM
There is no depth chart. There are no players. In fact, there isn't a football team and he'd appreciate it if you'd quit asking him about it. Aight?

Well. The standard answer is "there hasn't been a football team since the bowl game."
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 22, 2015, 02:13:21 PM
Saban doesn't know know what player you're talking about or what rumors he isn't going to discuss today.

He's been too busy stunt driving.
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on April 22, 2015, 02:21:17 PM
Well there goes Coker's Heisman  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 23, 2015, 01:01:00 AM
Sources:  He's staying at tOSU.
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 23, 2015, 08:48:14 AM
Sources:  He's staying at tOSU.

Thanks, Thayer.
Title: Re: Braxton A Turd?
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 23, 2015, 09:41:11 AM
Sources:  He's staying at tOSU.


Bama didn't want him anyway.