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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on April 22, 2015, 06:38:10 AM
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HBO is showing a documentary right now called Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. It's two hours and worth every minute. I only thought I knew the details of their "belief system" - Xenu, the Galactic Overlord?? - but the inner workings of this group are scary beyond belief. L Ron Hubbard was a writer of pulp science fiction novels and basically made up this religion. When he died, this guy named David Miscaviage took over. He's maybe 5'3" tall and that plus the way he runs that group makes the Hitler comparisons more than obvious.
They make you do these auditing sessions - where you basically confess everything you've ever done to an auditor who uses a device to measure your body's response so you can cleanse yourself of the thetan aliens inhabiting your body. But the reality is that the auditors take copious notes and then create a dossier on you that is then used to blackmail and control you. Thinking about leaving? Your wife gets an anonymous note telling her you had impure thoughts about a female co worker. John Travolta thought about leaving - remember the whole "Travolta is gay" gossip?
And Tom Cruise is Satan's right hand. The "Church" kisses his ass, does anything he wants, buys him anything he wants, up to and including coercing female members to be Cruise's rent-a-girlfriend until he tires of them. Then the girls are punished within the "Church" for displeasing him. He is fucking nuts.
Most of the top leaders have defected over the last ten years, and are speaking out. They and their families have been stalked, harassed, slandered, libeled, and abused constantly. The "Church" has an "Office of Special Affairs" and they bought the house across the street from the former second in command and head of that OSA and kept cameras on him and his wife and baby 24/7/365 for five years.
If you get a chance to watch this film, do it.
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This should really be interesting discussion between you and Shannon. The CEO of her drug company is mixed up in all that shit and by my estimation is crazier than a shithouse rat.
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Compelling documentary, for sure.
The most shocking part of their entire existence, however, is how they litigated the IRS into submission.
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We know who all of you are. The negative comments need to cease, now.
Agreed. I detect a large amount of Thetans in this thread.
But for real, while on the topic of Tom Cruise is a friggin' whack job - I'd forgotten just how many of his own stunts he does until reading something yesterday about this new MI movie... Any dude who willingly clings to the side of a plane on takeoff is nearly as nuts as those who jump from them.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/02/1414959212140_wps_48_Picture_Shows_Tom_Cruise_.jpg)
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He is on a harness with a wind break in front of him....Hardly a daredevil move.
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He is on a harness with a wind break in front of him....Hardly a daredevil move.
Bruce Willis did it with no safety gear. Yippee Kiyaa Mudah Fucka
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Bruce Willis did it with no safety gear. Yippee Kiyaa Mudah fudgea
Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on. And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.
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Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on. And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.
Well, that goes without saying. To Sani. :bar:
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Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on. And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.
all while wearing women's undergarments on a Tuesday night.
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He is on a harness with a wind break in front of him....Hardly a daredevil move.
I'm sure there were hundreds of emergency personnel on board and on the ground as well. SOB is still riding on the wing of lifting off plane.
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all while wearing women's undergarments on a Tuesday night.
Sani wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on. And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.
Well I'm not so sure about that but I am jeepney qualified.....Which for those of you who do not know involves being able to stand on the back step of one of these
(http://img.wikinut.com/img/18pimpe3eiwuwmck/jpeg/0/Jeepney-in-the-Philippines.jpeg)
while holding onto the curve railing and take a shit while moving down the highway.
(without a harness)
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I can pop a wheelie.
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Well I'm not so sure about that but I am jeepney qualified.....Which for those of you who do not know involves being able to stand on the back step of one of these
while holding onto the curve railing and take a shit while moving down the highway.
(without a harness)
You no beaucoup
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You are all being monitored by the mother wheel...
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Y'all some religious persecution mofos 'round here.
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Sani wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
He taught me how to love a woman and scold a child.
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Y'all some religious persecution mofos 'round here.
Scientology is about as much of a valid religion as Nick Saban is a personable, caring, thoughtful human being.
If I made up a religion out of one of MY books, well, now, that would be a different story. Y'all would be willing disciples, for sure.
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Compelling documentary, for sure.
The most shocking part of their entire existence, however, is how they litigated the IRS into submission.
2400 simultaneous lawsuits against IRS employees as individuals. And it worked.
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Doing some work on one of their buildings in Clearwater. Wish I'd seen this before I billed them, I'd a charged those crazy motherfuckers more. Been waiting for the brainwashing to start, but maybe I'm too poor for them to put up the effort. Meanwhile, I've got a flock of Mormons coming around every Wednesday. Is it still acceptable to sic the dog on them to run them off?
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Not sure how the Mormons will react but answering the door naked holding a pistol does wonders for the Jehovah’s Witnesses
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Not sure how the Mormons will react but answering the door naked holding a pistol does wonders for the Jehovah’s Witnesses
You might gain an extra wife or 3 that way....
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Not sure how the Mormons will react but answering the door naked holding a pistol does wonders for the Jehovah’s Witnesses
Back in one of my younger days I was clearing off a few trees from the lot next to my house. Coveralls. Chainsaw. Dirty, greasy and chewing a wad of tobacco. Couple of Jehovah's witness came by. Tried to talk to me. I channeled the dirtiest bammer I could think of and drawled "I'll corme to onsa yore meetins if you fellas come back up here for onesa mine tonight." Pulled the hatchet out of the tree where I'd stuck it and said "live animal sacrifice starts up about 8."
They didn't come back.
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If I made up a religion out of one of MY books, well, now, that would be a different story. Y'all would be willing disciples, for sure.
Nope, I don't mess around with that voodoo stuff. Never helped me hit the curve ball the way Jesus did.