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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Saniflush on April 21, 2015, 08:44:02 AM

Title: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2015, 08:44:02 AM
Shit like this is gonna get Marines dead.  Both are very bad ideas!

The first one has to do with processing out decorated combat veterans for having tattoos in favor of a bunch of chair warming motherfuckers.

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2015/04/20/tattoo-regulations-marine-corps-career/25894935/

The second has to do with lowering the bar for combat leaders so that women can pass the physical requirements.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/19/marine-corps-weighs-lower-standards-for-women-afte/
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: GH2001 on April 21, 2015, 09:08:36 AM
I don't think Sgt Hartman would approve of this.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: AUJarhead on April 21, 2015, 11:01:17 AM
The second has to do with lowering the bar for combat leaders so that women can pass the physical requirements.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/19/marine-corps-weighs-lower-standards-for-women-afte/

What was your record for the dead hang?

Seriousily, totally agree.  Both are horrible ideas.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: Token on April 21, 2015, 03:38:34 PM
bgreene is going to shit himself.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 21, 2015, 04:15:36 PM
I can understand how some tattoos would be inappropriate but for example, if I were a Marine, the only time they'd see my 12" ruler tattoo would be in the shower or during a hernia check.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: bgreene on April 21, 2015, 04:34:06 PM
bgreene is going to shit himself.

I just did.

Even with the thought of offending some on this board (tiger wench), women have no place in a combat role.  A woman should never be a grunt, they should only moan.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 21, 2015, 04:36:43 PM
I can understand how some tattoos would be inappropriate but for example, if I were a Marine, the only time they'd see my 12" ruler tattoo would be in the shower or during a hernia check.

you don't see many folks around here using the metric system.  Kudos. 


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Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: bgreene on April 21, 2015, 04:58:08 PM
I joke, but two female Marines almost got us killed while I was in Iraq.  They were tasked with to a convoy to come re-supply us with "clean" water.  We had taken over a bath party building just a couple days prior and were now sleeping on the floors.  These two female Marines show up and start gesturing toward the local young men with their boobies.  The Sheik did not like this none too much and called for an attack on our position.  We were on 100% watch for 3 days straight.  Somehow the brass was able to sit down with the Sheik and get it worked out (money).
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2015, 05:07:47 PM
Did they have nice boobies?
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: AUJarhead on April 21, 2015, 05:13:47 PM
Did they have nice boobies?

They are women.  In the Marines.

They look like Phyllis Diller.
And walk like Frankenstein.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: DnATL on April 21, 2015, 06:31:54 PM
They are women.  In the Marines.

They look like Phyllis Diller.
And walk like Frankenstein.
Then why refer to them as "boobies" and get the locals riled up here?  Now you must make payment to offset your offense
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2015, 07:18:11 PM
Then why refer to them as "boobies" and get the locals riled up here?  Now you must make payment to offset your offense

Gets it.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: bgreene on April 21, 2015, 09:14:15 PM
Truth be told, they were not the "typical" female Marines.  They were not bad looking at all.  Now keep in mind the rating scale is kind of like Talladega, real world 3-4 = Dega 10. That being said, it don't take many trips to the jack shack before you would hit any woman that would sling it your way.  So I owe you nothing!
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: Saniflush on April 22, 2015, 06:55:44 AM
Truth be told, they were not the "typical" female Marines.  They were not bad looking at all.  Now keep in mind the rating scale is kind of like Talladega, real world 3-4 = Dega 10. That being said, it don't take many trips to the jack shack before you would hit any woman that would sling it your way.  So I owe you nothing!

This Devil Dog knows of what he speaks.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 22, 2015, 10:14:28 AM
Truth be told, they were not the "typical" female Marines.  They were not bad looking at all.  Now keep in mind the rating scale is kind of like Talladega, real world 3-4 = Dega 10. That being said, it don't take many trips to the jack shack before you would hit any woman that would sling it your way.  So I owe you nothing!

Ours was called the " bater buidling"
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2015, 10:17:28 AM
Ours was called the " bater buidling"

I thought it was "Circle Jerk Central."
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 22, 2015, 10:19:14 AM
I thought it was "Circle Jerk Central."

That was back at home base doing regular duty, you know water the grass because it was on the training schedule, as you stand there in the fricking rain doing it.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2015, 10:36:14 AM
Jack shack, bater building, circle jerk central, xgate--all the same.
Title: Re: Pussification of my beloved Corps
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 22, 2015, 11:02:58 AM
Jack shack, bater building, circle jerk central, xgate--all the same.


At Xgate it involves a midget, a grill master and other folks.