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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on April 13, 2015, 12:58:41 AM

Title: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Kaos on April 13, 2015, 12:58:41 AM
He gone.  My screen will be cleaner. 

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2015/4/12/8396737/lou-holtz-leaving-espn-college-mark-may-college-football
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: chinook on April 13, 2015, 02:20:37 AM
 :holtz:
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2015, 06:16:05 AM
HAL-LAY-LOU-YA!!!!!!!!!

Why on earth they kept that clown on for so long is mind boggling.  He is the only guy at ESPN that made me change the channel 100% of the time.  I'd watch 5 minutes of a college basketball game with Dicky V doing color before I'd watch that blathering old man for 5 seconds.
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Saniflush on April 13, 2015, 06:58:04 AM
Thank 7 1/2 pound baby Jesus!
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 13, 2015, 07:46:55 AM
Lots of negativity toward Lou. He will slap any of you in the mouth with his penith.
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: The Six on April 13, 2015, 09:02:07 AM
Still have to deal with Bammer Rece on the GameDay and McSuckelroy on SEC Network.

And there's always Verne and Gary on CBS...
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2015, 09:08:07 AM
You can all  :holtz:
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2015, 09:15:44 AM
I can deal with Verne and Gary.  I can even handle Rece and McGingerSuck.  But Lou Holthz?  The clown was in a class by himself.  Not even 1/1,000th or .0053 the disdain for any other announcer or talking head as I have for that drooling, fat tongue piece of crap.  Every place he ever stole a check from landed in NCAA hot water.  So, ESPN hires this slobbering schlep to come on the air every day during college football season and give his "expert" opinion and try to be cute and funny.  As much as I couldn't stand his already tired schtick, this is when I finally said never again.

https://youtu.be/tcNMSTXwhAA   
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 13, 2015, 09:33:43 AM
I can deal with Verne and Gary.  I can even handle Rece and McGingerSuck.  But Lou Holthz?  The clown was in a class by himself.  Not even 1/1,000th or .0053 the disdain for any other announcer or talking head as I have for that drooling, fat tongue piece of crap.  Every place he ever stole a check from landed in NCAA hot water.  So, ESPN hires this slobbering schlep to come on the air every day during college football season and give his "expert" opinion and try to be cute and funny.  As much as I couldn't stand his already tired schtick, this is when I finally said never again.

https://youtu.be/tcNMSTXwhAA   
All b.s. aside, Granny would kick your ass.
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2015, 09:36:22 AM
All b.s. aside, Granny would kick your ass.

Only if I kept slipping down in all the spit and drool on the floor.
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2015, 11:13:15 AM
Only if I kept slipping down in all the spit and drool on the floor.
(http://saturdaydownsouth.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/holtz-spit.jpg)
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2015, 11:44:48 AM
(http://saturdaydownsouth.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/holtz-spit.jpg)

I giggled.

Srsly, this move makes for a happy Snags.  Good riddance Dr. Dickhead.   :fu:
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 13, 2015, 07:36:50 PM
I've heard he'll still offer his insight on espn.com. They've got a keyboard specifically designed just for him.
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: jmar on April 13, 2015, 07:46:44 PM
HAL-LAY-LOU-YA!!!!!!!!!

Why on earth they kept that clown on for so long is mind boggling.  He is the only guy at ESPN that made me change the channel 100% of the time.  I'd watch 5 minutes of a college basketball game with Dicky V doing color before I'd watch that blathering old man for 5 seconds.
And you love you some Dicky V.
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: bgreene on April 13, 2015, 07:47:59 PM
I've heard he'll still offer his insight on espn.com. They've got a keyboard specifically designed just for him.

He will need one of those rubber dust covers.
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: bottomfeeder on April 13, 2015, 08:59:13 PM
Hell, after reading this thread, I need the damn rubber dust cover. :rofl:
Title: Re: Thay it aint tho...
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 14, 2015, 01:28:40 PM
And you love you some Dicky V.

I believe that is what you meant to say.