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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on April 01, 2015, 12:23:36 PM

Title: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Kaos on April 01, 2015, 12:23:36 PM
Married a bammer.  Can't wash that off.  She gotta go.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 01, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Married a bammer.  Can't wash that off.  She gotta go.


Last few times I saw him play he looked like he had just eaten a shit sammich.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 01, 2015, 12:39:08 PM
In the divorce settlement, she gets a gross sum of $2.5 million.  He gets everything else.  I have a feeling she was gettin' her freak on outside the marital boundaries.  A little zoom-zoom-zoom in her boom boom.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: The Six on April 01, 2015, 12:53:32 PM
In the divorce settlement, she gets a gross sum of $2.5 million.  He gets everything else.  I have a feeling she was gettin' her freak on outside the marital boundaries.  A little zoom-zoom-zoom in her boom boom.

So their "irreconcilable differences" were she wanted him to make the bank but let her rub her stank muffin on other dude's tent polls? Or was he parking the porpoise in other marinas?
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 01, 2015, 01:17:33 PM
So their "irreconcilable differences" were she wanted him to make the bank but let her rub her stank muffin on other dude's tent polls? Or was he parking the porpoise in other marinas?


For only 2.5 million, I am guessing she was getting her sand trap raked by by another caddie.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 01, 2015, 02:07:57 PM
I don't do divorce work and Florida divorce laws may be different than Alabama's.  But this is more along the lines of what you usually see in celebrity splits.  I know Duffner's net worth is not at this level but his ex would normally be entitled to more than $2.5

Terms of Jeff Gordon Divorce Settlement
•Jeff gave Brooke 15.3 million USD
•Brooke waived her claim for alimony

Jeff and Brooke underwent a mediation session that lasted for 12 hours. At the conclusion of this session, the divorce settlement was prepared.

When Brooke had filed for divorce, she had demanded the following.
•An airplane
•Periodic use of the couple's boats
•2 cars
•Alimony
•The couple's oceanfront home that was estimated at 9 million USD

As per the court documents Brooke was guaranteed a settlement amount of 15.3 million USD was after having decided to sell 2 properties. One of this was the oceanfront home in Highland Beach, which had an area of 23,095 square feet.

In the initial court filings, Jeff stated that his worth was 48.8 million USD and his earning in the year 2001 were more than 18 million USD. Further, Brooke argued that Jeff was worth more money. Her lawyers stated that Jeff's correct worth should be found by examining the contracts car owners had with drivers and sponsors. Jeff also owned a stake in Hendrick Motorsports.

As per the divorce laws in Florida, the assets that have been bought during marital life needed to be split evenly. Jeff made a statement against this point that he risked his life to amass the assets and hence splitting them evenly is not a correct method
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: chinook on April 01, 2015, 02:29:27 PM
I don't do divorce work and Florida divorce laws may be different than Alabama's.  But this is more along the lines of what you usually see in celebrity splits.  I know Duffner's net worth is not at this level but his ex would normally be entitled to more than $2.5

Terms of Jeff Gordon Divorce Settlement
•Jeff gave Brooke 15.3 million USD
•Brooke waived her claim for alimony

Jeff and Brooke underwent a mediation session that lasted for 12 hours. At the conclusion of this session, the divorce settlement was prepared.

When Brooke had filed for divorce, she had demanded the following.
•An airplane
•Periodic use of the couple's boats
•2 cars
•Alimony
•The couple's oceanfront home that was estimated at 9 million USD

As per the court documents Brooke was guaranteed a settlement amount of 15.3 million USD was after having decided to sell 2 properties. One of this was the oceanfront home in Highland Beach, which had an area of 23,095 square feet.

In the initial court filings, Jeff stated that his worth was 48.8 million USD and his earning in the year 2001 were more than 18 million USD. Further, Brooke argued that Jeff was worth more money. Her lawyers stated that Jeff's correct worth should be found by examining the contracts car owners had with drivers and sponsors. Jeff also owned a stake in Hendrick Motorsports.

As per the divorce laws in Florida, the assets that have been bought during marital life needed to be split evenly. Jeff made a statement against this point that he risked his life to amass the assets and hence splitting them evenly is not a correct method

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F_RwmDrXfu8/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 01, 2015, 02:39:18 PM
Married a bammer.  Can't wash that off.  She gotta go.
Link, mofo.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 03, 2015, 09:54:35 AM
In the divorce settlement, she gets a gross sum of $2.5 million.  He gets everything else.  I have a feeling she was gettin' her freak on outside the marital boundaries.  A little zoom-zoom-zoom in her boom boom.
I'd shake her rump
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2015, 09:58:34 AM
I'd shake her rump

He speaks for most all of us.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Catphish Tilly on April 03, 2015, 10:00:59 AM
I have a feeling Duff daddy will rebound from this and be alright in the end.

Look at Tiger. Dude is a freak and still bounced from a Swedish model to an Olympic athlete. Cut five years off the age of his slam piece in the process, to boot.  :vn:
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2015, 10:05:15 AM
He speaks for most all of us.
He does but let's be inclusive. There is a growing x segment that would love to stick their junk in Jason's trunk.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 03, 2015, 01:58:14 PM
I have a feeling Duff daddy will rebound from this and be alright in the end.

Look at Tiger. Dude is a freak and still bounced from a Swedish model to an Olympic athlete. Cut five years off the age of his slam piece in the process, to boot.  :vn:


Funny how being rich helps this out.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: djsimp on April 03, 2015, 06:50:28 PM
The x-wife isnt so hot anyway. Duff could do better at the clubhouse.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 04, 2015, 04:10:50 PM
The x-wife isnt so hot anyway. Duff could do better at the clubhouse.

You are fucking crazy...

(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608033306523076741&pid=15.1&P=0)

(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608027856217902544&pid=15.1&P=0)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ffHl3uva_hs/UlQtn7ocYfI/AAAAAAAABiA/RASkmhcd_-s/s1600/amanda-dufner-beer.jpg)
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2015, 05:11:41 PM
Yeah....I was kinda' wondering where that comment came from.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: djsimp on April 04, 2015, 05:23:32 PM
You are fucking crazy...

(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608033306523076741&pid=15.1&P=0)

(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608027856217902544&pid=15.1&P=0)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ffHl3uva_hs/UlQtn7ocYfI/AAAAAAAABiA/RASkmhcd_-s/s1600/amanda-dufner-beer.jpg)

Thank you. This is my first time seeing her.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: bgreene on April 04, 2015, 08:37:24 PM
Thank you. This is my first time seeing her.

You evil master...you are genius!!!
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: djsimp on April 04, 2015, 09:52:00 PM
You evil master...you are genius!!!

I ain't gonna lie, the golf pic is pretty hot.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Jumbo on April 07, 2015, 02:04:36 PM
She's a dime piece.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2015, 02:08:23 PM
She's a dime piece.

Especially when you are rich like Duff or suave like Jummy.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Godfather on April 08, 2015, 09:20:37 AM
Especially when you are rich like Duff or suave like Jummy.

For Jummy that is the last resort piece of ass on a Wednesday.
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Jumbo on April 13, 2015, 02:23:41 AM
For Jummy that is the last resort piece of ass on a Wednesday.
Club going up on Wednesday!
Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: AUJarhead on April 15, 2015, 11:47:52 AM
For Jummy that is the last resort piece of ass on a Wednesday.

WE's brother calls that a Cubs Game.

Title: Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2015, 12:25:08 PM
WE's brother calls that a Cubs Game.
Haha true story.