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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on February 02, 2015, 11:40:57 AM

Title: We are not immune
Post by: Kaos on February 02, 2015, 11:40:57 AM
Just left lowes. Old scraggly guy in there. Orange hoodie.  Auburn pajama pants. Slippers.

Those pants have no button in the front. Just a slot. I know. I have a pair like them.

I assume the dude was wearing boxers.  Or commando.  Becsuse his fucking turtle had poked its head out.

He was standing in the aisle, talking on the phone, scratching his ass. In his pajamas. And his grisly, wrinkled, one eyed turtle was out looking at the world.

People saw. And had no idea what to do.

War eagle.
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 02, 2015, 12:00:12 PM
Probably a pre-signing day plant.
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 02, 2015, 12:09:21 PM
Peep eye, bitches!
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: jmar on February 02, 2015, 12:59:16 PM
HurryUpNoWorryPeriscope
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: chinook on February 02, 2015, 01:10:53 PM
what i find weird...Kaos looking at some dude's crotch. 
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2015, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: chinook on February 02, 2015, 01:10:53 PM
what i find weird...Kaos looking at some dude's crotch.

If he was an Auburn man, no way did it fit in his pants.  Or at least that what all you guys are saying, amirite?
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 02, 2015, 05:12:08 PM
Quote from: chinook on February 02, 2015, 01:10:53 PM
what i find weird...Kaos looking at some dude's crotch.

Yeah, that is kind of the elephant in the room.
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: Godfather on February 02, 2015, 05:19:43 PM
Clearly this man was homeless, and some nice Auburn fan donated some clothes to help him out.
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: bgreene on February 02, 2015, 06:06:25 PM
Quote from: Godfather on February 02, 2015, 05:19:43 PM
Clearly this man was homeless, and some nice Auburn fan donated some clothes to help him out.

While he was talking on his Obama phone.
Title: Re: We are not immune
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2015, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 02, 2015, 05:12:08 PM
Yeah, that is kind of the elephant in the room.
Man that's racist.