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Title: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 30, 2015, 02:41:06 PM
Avg ticket price for the superbowl. I wouldn't give $50 bucks for it myself. But hey, you ain't talking to no broke man. I had a pay check last month that weighed almost 8 pounds. Had to get a wheelbarrow to take it out of the bank when I cashed it. But, $10k?

People are freaking nuts.

I wouldn't pay 10k to see the last college game on earth if it was an Iron Bowl and Bo Jackson was coming back better than ever after having a complete body repair.

I wouldn't pay 10k if they were giving away free lap dances by the cheerleaders during the game and we had free whiskey and beer.

Granted, I'm not an NFL fan. More of a casual observer. But I'm saying that there is zero chance of me paying $10k for tickets to ANY football game, even if it's a chance to play naked tackle with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and I'm the QB and Jennifer Anniston is my center. Ain't happening.

But, in reality, it's probably mostly corporations who have bought up the tickets.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Godfather on January 30, 2015, 02:45:17 PM
Avg ticket price for the superbowl. I wouldn't give $50 bucks for it myself. But hey, you ain't talking to no broke man. I had a pay check last month that weighed almost 8 pounds. Had to get a wheelbarrow to take it out of the bank when I cashed it. But, $10k?

People are freaking nuts.

I wouldn't pay 10k to see the last college game on earth if it was an Iron Bowl and Bo Jackson was coming back better than ever after having a complete body repair.

I wouldn't pay 10k if they were giving away free lap dances by the cheerleaders during the game and we had free whiskey and beer.

Granted, I'm not an NFL fan. More of a casual observer. But I'm saying that there is zero chance of me paying $10k for tickets to ANY football game, even if it's a chance to play naked tackle with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and I'm the QB and Jennifer Anniston is my center. Ain't happening.

But, in reality, it's probably mostly corporations who have bought up the tickets.

You have a couple scenarios in there I might actually pay $10,000 for.

Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 30, 2015, 02:48:45 PM
You have a couple scenarios in there I might actually pay $10,000 for.
Honestly, the playing naked football with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and Jennifer Anniston being my center would be a difficult one to turn down. On second thought, I might actually have to take a loan out for that one.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 30, 2015, 02:49:08 PM
No shit WT.

No way I give up a day's salary to go to a football game.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Shug Dye on January 30, 2015, 02:59:07 PM
Bah, 10k is no big deal if you one of War Eagle!!!'s baby mamas. You could even take some friends.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 30, 2015, 03:17:32 PM
The folk paying $10k aren't paying $10k for the Super Bowl.  The game ticket is just one of the many events and activities they're participating in this week. 
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2015, 03:44:59 PM
Yeah, that Anniston as the center and me the QB thing....so, yeah....I'm swiping my VISA for $10K worth down her a$$ cheeks. 
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 30, 2015, 03:52:29 PM
You have a couple scenarios in there I might actually pay $10,000 for.


To watch Bo, take handoff from Cam behind the 2010 line.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Godfather on January 30, 2015, 03:53:20 PM

To watch Bo, take handoff from Cam behind the 2010 line.

Yep, plus maybe the lap dance from Bo thing too.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: DnATL on January 30, 2015, 04:28:34 PM
Honestly, the playing naked football with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and Jennifer Anniston being my center would be a difficult one to turn down. On second thought, I might actually have to take a loan out for that one.
Play some hurry-up/no-cuddle?  (Snags would probably stay in shotgun all day)
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2015, 04:31:22 PM
Play some hurry-up/no-cuddle?  (Snags would probably stay in shotgun all day)

Oh no.  Me and Jennifer are soooo cuddling.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: chinook on January 30, 2015, 05:24:50 PM
oh fuck no. no scenario on any sport platform will give me a reason to spend that kind of money.  give me a stack of high society and i'm off to a fancy beach.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: bgreene on February 02, 2015, 06:28:32 PM
I have made my warnings known about the relationship Anniston and I share. Now it is time to cut you bitches.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2015, 09:04:35 AM
oh fuck no. no scenario on any sport platform will give me a reason to spend that kind of money.  give me a stack of high society and i'm off to a fancy beach.
Snaggle quit hacking peoples accounts, we have talked about this.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 03, 2015, 09:57:13 AM
I have made my warnings known about the relationship Anniston and I share. Now it is time to cut you bitches.
I really hate to burst ur bubbles but I happen to know that if there is anyone around here that has a very strong shot at Jennifer A., it's me. Not even a strong shot but highly likely. I can sense that it's getting closer.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: bgreene on February 03, 2015, 06:40:36 PM
It's gonna be hard to have a shot with her when she is tied up in my... I mean in a relationship with me.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2015, 09:18:58 PM
I used to have her haircut so I'm closer to having had her than anyone.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2015, 11:51:55 PM
I used to have her haircut so I'm closer to having had her than anyone.


oh shit
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 04, 2015, 12:46:21 AM

oh shit

Yeah, big boi. Ponder on that, yo.
Title: Re: $10,000. Are you crazy?
Post by: bgreene on February 04, 2015, 08:21:18 AM
Yeah, big boi. Ponder on that, yo.

Will ponder if that's what you want to call it.