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Title: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 20, 2015, 06:57:02 PM
No, this ain't about virgin pussies.

With that being said, 92% of you have probably closed this thread.  For the other 8% left, if you've ever wondered what it's like to be a sardine, you should probably talk to this guy.


After being removed from his vehicle:

(http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/6471974_G.jpg)


Before:

(http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/6472469_G.jpg)


http://www.kptv.com/story/27875977/crash-involving-over-20-vehicles-shuts-down-i-84-near-baker-city (http://www.kptv.com/story/27875977/crash-involving-over-20-vehicles-shuts-down-i-84-near-baker-city)

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BAKER CITY, OR (KPTV) - Oregon State Police say fog and black ice were the causes of a multi-vehicle crash Saturday morning, along I-84.

The crash occurred near Baker City and closed down all eastbound lanes for hours. ODOT and emergency personnel were at the scene.

According to Oregon State Police, the crash happened a little before 5 a.m. It was estimated that 26 vehicles were traveling eastbound on black ice when they collided.

Police said this caused the eastbound lanes to be blocked and approximately 50 vehicles were blocked in the crash scene.

Kaleb Whitby was one person injured in the crash. Whitby was traveling eastbound on I-84 when he saw brake lights through the fog. He said he saw the semi-trunk in front of him start to sway and then it jackknifed. Whitby wasn't able to brake in time and hit the semi-truck.

"That ended up pushing my back end out into traffic," said Whitby, "and there was a semi that was behind me and he ended up hitting my bed, which folded that underneath the first truck and my nose underneath his truck."

Whitby and his truck ended up sandwiched between the two trailers.

"I was just praying, this can't be my time and just hoping that everything would be OK," said Whitby.

Miraculously, the only part of the truck that remained somewhat in tact was the driver's seat. Whitby was taken to the hospital, only as a precaution. Amazingly, he suffered only a cut above his eye and a few scratches.   

"I'm just glad to be alive," said Whitby. "A lot of people don't get that luxury and you just got to make the best of it."

. . .

Oregon State Police said that 100 people were directly or indirectly involved in the crash.
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: GH2001 on January 21, 2015, 09:19:05 AM
No, this ain't about virgin pussies.

Pretty sure no one was concerned with this, since it was you posting it. Now, assholes and dicks would be another story.
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: CCTAU on January 21, 2015, 02:55:05 PM
In Have yet to hear what this guy was driving. From the comments, I am assuming
 A pickup truck.
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: chinook on January 21, 2015, 03:16:55 PM
In Have yet to hear what this guy was driving. From the comments, I am assuming
 A pickup truck.

A 4-Door Chevy P/U.
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 21, 2015, 03:29:44 PM
Oregon State Police said that 100 people were directly or indirectly involved in the crash.




Oregon has a lot of people involved with the football team.


Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Godfather on January 21, 2015, 03:43:02 PM
Prayers sent Nook
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2015, 03:48:11 PM
A 4-Door Chevy P/U.

Choose from a powerful selection of capable pickups with advanced features, including high strength steel, a fully-boxed frame and an innovative cargo bed. And to help take care of whatever life brings your way, a cab designed to double as a coffin when you get sandwiched between two semi's on an icy road.
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 21, 2015, 04:57:37 PM
Choose from a powerful selection of capable pickups with advanced features, including high strength steel, a fully-boxed frame and an innovative cargo bed. And to help take care of whatever life brings your way, a cab designed to double as a coffin when you get sandwiched between two semi's on an icy road.


Real life risk takers.

(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd66/animal-biker/IMG_1164.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/animal-biker/media/IMG_1164.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2015, 09:56:11 PM

Real life risk takers.

(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd66/animal-biker/IMG_1164.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/animal-biker/media/IMG_1164.jpg.html)

Every time I see one of those driving in Houston traffic on I-45, I want so badly to roll down the window and yell "Nice coffin! Way to double dip!!" 
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 22, 2015, 09:38:24 AM
Every time I see one of those driving in Houston traffic on I-45, I want so badly to roll down the window and yell "Nice coffin! Way to double dip!!"

We were driving down at the beach one time and turned out it was Thunder Beach weekend.  Motorcycles by the 1,000's.  We had another couple with us and the girl said, "Oh, look at all those organ donors."
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Saniflush on January 22, 2015, 09:39:31 AM
We were driving down at the beach one time and turned out it was Thunder Beach weekend.  Motorcycles by the 1,000's.  We had another couple with us and the girl said, "Oh, look at all those organ donors."

I would tell her that I have just the organ to donate to her.
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 22, 2015, 09:44:53 AM
I would tell her that I have just the organ to donate to her.

Does it spell that out on your driver's license?
Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Saniflush on January 22, 2015, 09:48:00 AM
Does it spell that out on your driver's license?

Nope. 
They can have my rectum and my anus.  That's all I'm giving them.

+1 to George Carlin

Title: Re: Tight Squeeze
Post by: Godfather on January 22, 2015, 09:58:39 AM
Nope. 
They can have my rectum and my anus.  That's all I'm giving them.

+1 to George Carlin

Look Dan, here's that lower intestine we've been looking for. Nevermind the oxygen, this man's a donor.