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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2015, 10:14:36 AM
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Dolphins can swim, right? Srsly, this is some :jaw:
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A former NFL player was treated for hypothermia at a Florida hospital Thursday after he was forced to swim nine miles to shore after falling out of his fishing boat.
WPBF reported that Rob Konrad had gone on a deep-sea fishing trip in the Atlantic Ocean Wednesday and was attempting to land a catch when he fell out of his 36-foot vessel. U.S. Coast Guard spokesman Petty Officer Mark Barney told the Palm Beach Post that the boat was set on autopilot and drifted away from Konrad as he tried to get back on board.
Konrad's friends contacted the Coast Guard when he failed to return from his excursion and a helicopter crew was dispatched in a fruitless effort to locate him. At around 4:30 a.m. local time, Thursday, Barney told the paper, the Coast Guard was preparing another search when they were contacted by Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies, who told them that Konrad had been located.
WPBF reported that Konrad had managed to swim to shore in Palm Beach and had flagged down a police officer. The station reported that Konrad was barefoot and clad in only his underwear. The former Miami Dolphins fullback later told police that he had seen the lights of the Coast Guard helicopter overahead, but the crew had not spotted him.
Konrad played college football at Syracuse University, where he was the last player to wear the No. 44 previously worn by Syracuse greats Ernie Davis, Jim Brown, and Floyd Little. He later played six seasons in the NFL, all with the Dolphins before retiring after the 2004 season. He currently runs a financial consulting business.
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If this dude swam 9 miles, he's still in playing shape. GH can prolly attest. I could maybe make 1 but WT would likely be crab food.
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If this dude swam 9 miles, he's still in playing shape. GH can prolly attest. I could maybe make 1 but WT would likely be crab food.
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Mo food means mo crabs.
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If this dude swam 9 miles, he's still in playing shape. GH can prolly attest. I could maybe make 1 but WT would likely be crab food.
9 is impressive. Miles..MILES. Not inches, so don't get excited.
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I'm just going to tell ya'. I love me some fishing. I love the ocean. Love going after grouper, snapper, mahi, sailfish etc. But, I'm not going 9 miles out in the ocean on a boat by my lonesome. Not happening.
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I'm just going to tell ya'. I love me some fishing. I love the ocean. Love going after grouper, snapper, mahi, sailfish etc. But, I'm not going 9 miles out in the ocean on a boat by my lonesome. Not happening.
If you take hookers exotic dancers out in a boat off shore they will pretty well do anything you want.
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If you take hookers exotic dancers out in a boat off shore they will pretty well do anything you want.
Well, of course there's that.
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Well, of course there's that.
Yea but I mean without blow.
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If you take hookers exotic dancers out in a boat off shore they will pretty well do anything you want.
You know, because there's the insinuation that if they don't...
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You know, because there's the insinuation that if they don't...
Who's the new guy, and does he have a dog?
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Ya wanna go fo a motoboat wide? P-P-P-P-Put out owr swim. Bish.
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I'm just going to tell ya'. I love me some fishing. I love the ocean. Love going after grouper, snapper, mahi, sailfish etc. But, I'm not going 9 miles out in the ocean on a boat by my lonesome. Not happening.
I like to bream fish with a cane pole in drainage ditches.
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Who's the new guy, and does he have a dog?
Where we are going, we don't need dogs...
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You know, because there's the insinuation that if they don't...
Are you going to hurt women?
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You know, because there's the insinuation that if they don't...
Because of the implication....