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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on January 08, 2015, 02:03:54 PM

Title: Falcons Suck
Post by: Kaos on January 08, 2015, 02:03:54 PM
Another reason the Falcons suck

http://newstadium.atlantafalcons.com/ (http://newstadium.atlantafalcons.com/)

Have any of you seen this atrocity?  Knocking down the Georgia Dome to build.......

The mouth of hell:
(http://archive.11alive.com/images/640/360/2/assetpool/photogallery/311375/falcons-stadium9.JPG)

Bad Origami:
(http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2013/10/24/bb/b8/03_-_stadium_base.jpg)

Hellraiser (Don't open the box!)
(http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/atlanta-falcons-new-stadium-designs-2.png)
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 02:07:56 PM
It's a Transformer
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: The Six on January 08, 2015, 02:25:14 PM
Maybe K is right and all inside will be torn apart by chains of pain and pleasure for eternity which also describes trying to watch that team fiddle-fuck it's way to not winning JACK SHIT JUST LIKE THE SILVER RED AND BLACK DAWGS!!!!

Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: GH2001 on January 08, 2015, 02:32:23 PM
Maybe K is right and all inside will be torn apart by chains of pain and pleasure for eternity which also describes trying to watch that team fiddle-fuck it's way to not winning JACK SHIT JUST LIKE THE SILVER RED AND BLACK DAWGS!!!!

FUCK UGA BOOGERASSGHEYSQUATSHITSTAINCUMDRIPPINGCHINLOSERS!

Correct assessment. They are trolling the shit out of their fans with this one.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 08, 2015, 02:43:20 PM
It looks like it might fly. I mean, literally fly or at least spin around. That would be cool. I might buy a ticket it that's the case.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: CCTAU on January 08, 2015, 02:46:36 PM
It looks like it might fly. I mean, literally fly or at least spin around. That would be cool. I might buy a ticket it that's the case.

You'll have to purchase a PSL first:

http://www.ajc.com/news/sports/football/falcons-psl-plan-10000-to-45000-for-club-seats/njh6X/ (http://www.ajc.com/news/sports/football/falcons-psl-plan-10000-to-45000-for-club-seats/njh6X/)

A ticket to hell?
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2015, 03:10:32 PM
I think I saw that on a movie once.

(http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/embedded_4f5adaf9722044.92666879.jpg)
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 08, 2015, 03:13:44 PM
I have the urge to go to bathroom for some reason.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/falcons-stadium91_zpsa319f8fa.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/falcons-stadium91_zpsa319f8fa.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 03:14:05 PM
Anyone seen Soldier Field since they remodeled it?  Haven't been in it but drove by it a couple of times.  Looks like a classic, old stadium that a space ship landed on.  Just weird looking from the outside.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Saniflush on January 08, 2015, 03:15:50 PM
It's a Transformer

They think it will turn into a good team.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 08, 2015, 03:16:44 PM
Anyone seen Soldier Field since they remodeled it?  Haven't been in it but drove by it a couple of times.  Looks like a classic, old stadium that a space ship landed on.  Just weird looking from the outside.

It helps when you say something like this to help the masses out with a picture.

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh176/mogators/81608chicago048.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/mogators/media/81608chicago048.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 03:21:26 PM
That would be the one.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
It helps when you say something like this to help the masses out with a picture.


Please...he is lucky he can work the keyboard.  I'm actually surprised his Commadore 64 has an internet connec....bzzzzzz....eeeeeeeeeee.......errrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 05:00:20 PM
You've got mail
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 08, 2015, 05:02:02 PM
Please...he is lucky he can work the keyboard.  I'm actually surprised his Commadore 64 has an internet connec....bzzzzzz....eeeeeeeeeee.......errrrrrrrrrr


Care to play a game?

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/modem1_zps1d960e49.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/modem1_zps1d960e49.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2015, 12:47:45 PM
Fold it up and just pretend.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Godfather on January 14, 2015, 01:36:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPKP7FaiqEE#t=97 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPKP7FaiqEE#t=97)
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 14, 2015, 02:01:34 PM
So I guess they can just write their name anywhere they wish on the field?
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Godfather on January 14, 2015, 02:04:48 PM
I'll say it, outside of the retarded looking top, I think the stadium looks pretty bad ass.

Since games aren't watched from the outside of the stadium, except for in Dallas.

I'm looking forward to sitting in it  watching us win the SEC Championship in 2017.

Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 14, 2015, 02:05:30 PM
I wonder how much they paid the ad company to come up with "The New Atlanta Stadium" name. That's catchy.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 14, 2015, 02:06:15 PM
I'll say it, outside of the retarded looking top, I think the stadium looks pretty bad ass.

Since games aren't watched from the outside of the stadium, except for in Dallas.


Thats cause most smart folks aren't willing to give Jerry their house payment to watch the cowpolks.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: CCTAU on January 14, 2015, 02:17:49 PM
I wonder how much they paid the ad company to come up with "The New Atlanta Stadium" name. That's catchy.

Viagra Dome:

RISE UP!
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Kaos on January 14, 2015, 02:48:44 PM
I wonder how much they paid the ad company to come up with "The New Atlanta Stadium" name. That's catchy.

That narrowly won out over "Taxpayer Dildo"
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Saniflush on January 14, 2015, 02:57:04 PM
That narrowly won out over "Taxpayer Dildo"

I think that is actually the name of the new Braves stadium going up in Cobb county.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Catphish Tilly on January 14, 2015, 03:00:41 PM
I have the urge to go to bathroom for some reason.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/falcons-stadium91_zpsa319f8fa.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/falcons-stadium91_zpsa319f8fa.jpg.html)

Goatse Dome.

Do not Google that at work.
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: CCTAU on January 14, 2015, 03:02:18 PM
The Sphincter Dome!
Title: Re: Falcons Suck
Post by: Kaos on January 14, 2015, 03:29:34 PM
I think that is actually the name of the new Braves stadium going up in Cobb county.

That was the problem.  Can't have two places with the same name.  Other similar options "Strap On Dome" and "Right In the Pussy" Field didn't have the same ring.