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Title: See ya....
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2015, 01:50:42 PM
Amari Cooper, Landon Collins and Yeldon all entering draft.


Fuck Yeldon! (pour some out for WE!!! and ShugDye)
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 08, 2015, 01:53:30 PM
Amari Cooper, Landon Collins and Yeldon all entering draft.


Fuck Yeldon! (pour some out for WE!!! and ShugDye)
WE!!! fucked Yeldon? When did this happen?
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 01:55:36 PM
Saw the thread and thought GF was going Chizad.  Dang, foiled again.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2015, 02:10:30 PM
Saw the thread and thought GF was going Chizad.  Dang, foiled again.

If I left I would burn this bitch to the ground. 
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 08, 2015, 02:21:45 PM
WE!!! fucked Yeldon? When did this happen?

"Allegedly"  It all happened Yeldon's SR year of HS. 
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: GH2001 on January 08, 2015, 02:24:05 PM
Saw the thread and thought GF was going Chizad.  Dang, foiled again.

Chizad offed himself? hold on what?
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: djsimp on January 08, 2015, 02:46:26 PM
Chizad offed himself? hold on what?

I think he lost a bet.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: CCTAU on January 08, 2015, 02:48:17 PM
Saw the thread and thought GF was going Chizad.  Dang, foiled again.

Did Chizad leave?

Hmm. Hadn't noticed...
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 02:51:56 PM
Did Chizad leave?

Hmm. Hadn't noticed...

Yeah right.  You know you've had nobody to argue with for weeks.  No fun having such a conservative board.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 08, 2015, 03:05:18 PM
WE!!! fucked Yeldon? When did this happen?

No. Shug wanted to fuck WE!!! and make her yell...den...
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 03:07:10 PM
No. Shug wanted to fuck WE!!! and make her yell...den...

With a Rebel yell, she cried more, more, more.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2015, 03:55:10 PM
If I left I would burn this bitch to the ground.
(http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton1.jpg)
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: The Prowler on January 08, 2015, 04:07:41 PM
AAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 08, 2015, 04:25:50 PM
If I left I would burn this bitch to the ground.
Burn this bitch down!! Burn this mofo down, now!!!

http://youtu.be/AY8eUsAoKIA (http://youtu.be/AY8eUsAoKIA)

Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2015, 04:36:03 PM
I hope Yeldon is happy being Mr. Irrelevant, going to the Bills.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Kaos on January 08, 2015, 05:02:27 PM
The week before draft day, Yeldon's high school coach will release an announcement saying that he has decided instead to play in the Canadian Football League.   

I have obtained an early copy of his announcement.

"Over the last few weeks, I've really put a lot of time and thought into where I want to go to continue my football career. I am blessed to be in a situation where I have several great opportunities, a lot of cool suits, a neat car that my uncle is holding for me, pockets full of cash and a job at a bank in Tuscaloosa if I hurt my leg. I appreciate everyone involved who has helped me get to this point.

"I want to make an announcement so I can put this behind me and get to work on the things I need to do to prepare as an athlete and a business man. I am going to enter the Canadian Football Draft. Whenever that be.

"I have a lot of respect for the NFL, the coaches, and all of the people there, but at the end of the day I feel like the Canadians is the only situation where I've got a snowball's chance in hell of ever seeing the field. So it's a good fit for me and my family. I am 100 percent confident with my final decision. I feel great about it and I'm excited to get started."
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 05:10:30 PM
The week before draft day, Yeldon's high school coach will release an announcement saying that he has decided instead to play in the Canadian Football League.   

I have obtained an early copy of his announcement.

"Over the last few weeks, I've really put a lot of time and thought into where I want to go to continue my football career. I am blessed to be in a situation where I have several great opportunities, a lot of cool suits, a neat car that my uncle is holding for me, pockets full of cash and a job at a bank in Tuscaloosa if I hurt my leg. I appreciate everyone involved who has helped me get to this point.

"I want to make an announcement so I can put this behind me and get to work on the things I need to do to prepare as an athlete and a business man. I am going to enter the Canadian Football Draft. Whenever that be.

"I have a lot of respect for the NFL, the coaches, and all of the people there, but at the end of the day I feel like the Canadians is the only situation where I've got a snowball's chance in hell of ever seeing the field. So it's a good fit for me and my family. I am 100 percent confident with my final decision. I feel great about it and I'm excited to get started."



 :bugs:
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 08, 2015, 05:15:46 PM
Can he catch the goat aids in Canada?
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 08, 2015, 05:30:11 PM
Can he catch the goat aids in Canada?


I was thinking he flip-flops, but to who?
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Shug Dye on January 08, 2015, 06:01:21 PM
No. Shug wanted to fuck WE!!! and make her yell...den...

I do tend to yell when it's over that quickly....
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: djsimp on January 08, 2015, 08:44:24 PM
I do tend to yell when it's over that quickly....

Oh snap!

http://youtu.be/ZX6hUzVd3yo?list=PLcuYkbL8jk9bdHYjDbQAEEzvKWdOg7Iw_ (http://youtu.be/ZX6hUzVd3yo?list=PLcuYkbL8jk9bdHYjDbQAEEzvKWdOg7Iw_)
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2015, 10:07:09 AM
Oh snap!

http://youtu.be/ZX6hUzVd3yo?list=PLcuYkbL8jk9bdHYjDbQAEEzvKWdOg7Iw_ (http://youtu.be/ZX6hUzVd3yo?list=PLcuYkbL8jk9bdHYjDbQAEEzvKWdOg7Iw_)

Fuck dude.... I didn't want to see you and your wife's homemade porn.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2015, 11:00:22 AM
Fuck dude.... I didn't want to see you and your wife's homemade porn.

You see how I lock up there at the end?
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2015, 11:08:34 AM
You see how I lock up there at the end?
Is that a counter clockwise swirl?
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2015, 11:11:01 AM
Is that a counter clockwise swirl?

Yeah. Thats when I hit the spot just right.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2015, 11:29:51 AM
I think he used a knuckle.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Godfather on January 09, 2015, 01:06:29 PM
I think he used a knuckle.
That's my move.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 09, 2015, 04:37:51 PM
My parents raised rabbits for a while, and that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.  The male is humping... well... like a rabbit, and then WHAMMO.  His eyes roll back in his head and he just stiffens up and falls over like he got poleaxed. 

You all just wish you had orgasms that good.

Of course, simp may actually be able to relate to the rabbit, since he reproduces like one.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2015, 05:06:01 PM
My parents raised rabbits for a while, and that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.  The male is humping... well... like a rabbit, and then WHAMMO.  His eyes roll back in his head and he just stiffens up and falls over like he got poleaxed. 

You all just wish you had orgasms that good.

Of course, simp may actually be able to relate to the rabbit, since he reproduces like one.

Well, I've always heard you either use it or lose it. I figure I need to hang on to my best asset.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: Godfather on January 14, 2015, 09:58:03 AM
Add Kevin Steele to the list.


Alabama's Kevin Steele leaving for LSU defensive coordinator job
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: The Six on January 14, 2015, 10:03:00 AM
Add Kevin Steele to the list.


Alabama's Kevin Steele leaving for LSU defensive coordinator job

Isn't he the one that was DC at Alabama before going on to fail at Baylor and Clemson before returning to Alabama as a position coach?
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 14, 2015, 10:03:32 AM
Isn't he the one that was DC at Alabama before going on to fail at Baylor and Clemson before returning to Alabama as a position coach?

Yep.  Got 70+ hung on him by WVU in the Orange Bowl.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: The Six on January 14, 2015, 10:05:44 AM
Yep.  Got 70+ hung on him by WVU in the Orange Bowl.

So now LSU has no quarterback and a retread dud as a DC? Love it.

http://media.giphy.com/media/mFlati5uVldTi/giphy.gif (http://media.giphy.com/media/mFlati5uVldTi/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: CCTAU on January 14, 2015, 01:47:57 PM
So now LSU has no quarterback and a retread dud as a DC? Love it.

http://media.giphy.com/media/mFlati5uVldTi/giphy.gif (http://media.giphy.com/media/mFlati5uVldTi/giphy.gif)

Braxton to the rescue...
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: The Prowler on January 14, 2015, 03:10:43 PM
Add Kevin Steele to the list.


Alabama's Kevin Steele leaving for LSU defensive coordinator job
Add Lance Thompson to the list.

uat's Lance Thompson leaving for Auburn's LB job.
Title: Re: See ya....
Post by: CCTAU on January 14, 2015, 03:16:52 PM
Add Lance Thompson to the list.

uat's Lance Thompson leaving for Auburn's LB job.

Is this true? Where did you hear this? Sabbin must be a generous man to let him leave....All hail lord sabbin.