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Title: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Godfather on January 07, 2015, 10:47:56 AM
Captain Crab Legs Going Pro

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2015/story/_/id/12131473/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-nfl-draft-father-says (http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2015/story/_/id/12131473/jameis-winston-florida-state-seminoles-nfl-draft-father-says)

Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 07, 2015, 10:49:33 AM
Fuck him. 
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Godfather on January 07, 2015, 10:51:15 AM
Fuck him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbs8OTEauHc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbs8OTEauHc#)
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 07, 2015, 10:53:18 AM
Bet he ends up like Tim Tebow(minus the TV gig). To me he has a funny throwing motion. Get drafted, high hopes and then boom gone in two years.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Godfather on January 07, 2015, 10:57:16 AM
Bet he ends up like Tim Tebow(minus the TV gig). To me he has a funny throwing motion. Get drafted, high hopes and then boom gone in two years.

Called that for Manziel so far been right.

I think Crabby Patty will be average,(but not Tebow bad).  I picture him more like EJ Manual with the Jets. 
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Kaos on January 07, 2015, 10:58:28 AM
Bet he ends up like Tim Tebow(minus the TV gig). To me he has a funny throwing motion. Get drafted, high hopes and then boom gone in two years.

What?

(http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/waaytv.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/fa/ffa6d846-f50f-11e3-9b95-001a4bcf6878/539e74bb57112.image.jpg)
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 07, 2015, 11:02:21 AM
Called that for Manziel so far been right.

I think Crabby Patty will be average,(but not Tebow bad).  I picture him more like EJ Manual with the Jets.


I think a hugh part of it depends on where he goes. Right enviroment, right QB coach could make some difference.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Kaos on January 07, 2015, 12:28:33 PM

I think a hugh part of it depends on where he goes. Right enviroment, right QB coach could make some difference.

(http://www.zillow.com/blog/files/2011/03/jamarcus-russell_copy_copy.jpg)
Dat's right. 
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 07, 2015, 12:28:53 PM

I think a hugh part of it depends on where he goes. Right enviroment, right QB coach could make some difference.

Don't forget the full time babysitter he will need.  The rules don't apply to him, remember?  they never have, EVER.  Now he will be a clueless shithead with a ton of benjamins. 

I am predicting a massive self-inflicted train wreck, and in ten years, a 30 for 30 on the tragic life of a crab stealing rapist shithead.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 07, 2015, 12:43:15 PM
Don't forget the full time babysitter he will need.  The rules don't apply to him, remember?  they never have, EVER.  Now he will be a clueless shoothead with a ton of benjamins. 

I am predicting a massive self-inflicted train wreck, and in ten years, a 30 for 30 on the tragic life of a crab stealing rapist shoothead.

I'm sensing a new opportunity for Tim Jackson.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: CCTAU on January 07, 2015, 12:46:33 PM
I think right now it is a crap shoot. I think he has the makeup to be better than Mariotta in the NFL.

But he may not have the discipline to make it.

There have been worse guys be successful in the NFL.

But I would not bet on it either. It's that train wreck we'll all pop a bucket for.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 07, 2015, 01:05:49 PM
Don't forget the full time babysitter he will need.  The rules don't apply to him, remember?  they never have, EVER.  Now he will be a clueless shithead with a ton of benjamins. 

I am predicting a massive self-inflicted train wreck, and in ten years, a 30 for 30 on the tragic life of a crab stealing rapist shithead.

I'm there witcha'.  Take away the attitude and off the field garbage and I'd predict on talent alone, he'd be successful at the next level.  When you cut through all of it, the guy is pretty dang skippy when he's on.  He makes all the throws and has great touch.  The Oregon (TJSF) game was a classic example of what you just said.  That game wasn't Captain Crabby's fault. In fact, other than one full tard move he made, Winston was quite good.  Drops, fumbles etc. turned a close game into a blow out.  BUT....

When you come to the sidelines and your coach is in your face on national TV screaming at you to Calm the #%$& down or I'll *&%*$% put you on that #$%%@# bench.

That, in a nutshell, is Jamey Winstonz. And I know nutshells....and nuttz
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: RWS on January 07, 2015, 06:29:39 PM
Don't forget the full time babysitter he will need.  The rules don't apply to him, remember?  they never have, EVER.  Now he will be a clueless shithead with a ton of benjamins. 

I am predicting a massive self-inflicted train wreck, and in ten years, a 30 for 30 on the tragic life of a crab stealing rapist shithead.
This.

What I don't get is how is this guy going to be taken as the 1st pick?  Especially when you factor in all of the off-field shit.  You're telling me a 25 TD 18 INT QB is a no-brainer #1 pick?  He spent all year eeking it out over inferior teams, and got shit-stomped against Oregon.  Blake Sims had better stats and a better rating this year, and he is going to be lucky if he makes it onto a practice squad.  I just think that Winston is going to be a bust, and all of the red flags are already there.     
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Kaos on January 07, 2015, 06:49:08 PM
This.

What I don't get is how is this guy going to be taken as the 1st pick?  Especially when you factor in all of the off-field shit.  You're telling me a 25 TD 18 INT QB is a no-brainer #1 pick?  He spent all year eeking it out over inferior teams, and got shit-stomped against Oregon.  Blake Sims had better stats and a better rating this year, and he is going to be lucky if he makes it onto a practice squad.  I just think that Winston is going to be a bust, and all of the red flags are already there.   

I called Jamarcus Russell the day he was drafted.  Bust. 

I also missed on Peyton. I really thought the kid was more his sad sack dad and would never do what he's done.

Not ready to put Jabooboo in the same bust-level strata as Jamarcus, but if you ask me he's not far off. 

In 08, Jamarcus put up 28 TDs against just 8 picks.  Threw for 3129 yards. 
In 07 Jamarcus had 15 TDs, 9 picks and 2400 yards. 

As a freshman Jabooboo had 40 TDs, 10 interceptions and 4000 yards.
This year, 25 TD, 18 picks, 3900 yards. 

Part of that is the style of play.  LSU was a running team.  FSU passes it more. In terms of maturity, though?  Jamarcus was miles ahead of Jabooboo. They both have the same entitled mentality, though. 

Without Fisher to babysit the dumbass night and day, I think it goes bad for Winston and he ends up back in Hueytown as a black Uncle Rico. 
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 07, 2015, 07:34:52 PM
I conversated wif my evaluator an' ax'd him if I had a skrong shot at the first roun'. He said you skrong. So I said we skrong den, so Imma go pro.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: The Six on January 07, 2015, 07:39:58 PM
Blake Sims had better stats and a better rating this year, and he is going to be lucky if he makes it onto a practice squad. 

Just like this dipshit

(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/4335a011db87470b060e689e47da66f17fe86ce4/c=234-0-3534-2479&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/Cincinnati/bengalsblog/2014/06/01//1401639669000-USATSI-7934320.jpg)

But he'll always get free drinks in Turdville because of moments like this
(http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx271/ksjdhfskjdhf/BSSI.gif)



As for Jameis...good riddance, asshole. (Bet that's what Limpbo said too when the news came out today.)
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: oldautiger on January 07, 2015, 09:38:50 PM
I just had a horrible thought.............What if the Texans drafted this fool.  Ain't been very good with our picks much before.  JJ Watt the only one worth a shit in years.
Drafted worthless Clowney last year.
Oh GOD please don't let these idiots here draft that douche bag.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Kaos on January 07, 2015, 10:07:16 PM
I just had a horrible thought.............What if the Texans drafted this fool.  Ain't been very good with our picks much before.  JJ Watt the only one worth a shit in years.
Drafted worthless Clowney last year.
Oh GOD please don't let these idiots here draft that douche bag.

I'm wishing him on the cowboys.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: oldautiger on January 07, 2015, 10:11:12 PM
I'm wishing him on the cowboys.
Yeah, thats the ticket.  Ahm witchu
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: GH2001 on January 07, 2015, 10:36:39 PM
I'm wishing him on the cowboys.

Yeah. Because they are the team in that state that needs a qb right now.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: RWS on January 08, 2015, 12:37:22 AM
Without Fisher to babysit the dumbass night and day, I think it goes bad for Winston and he ends up back in Hueytown as a black Uncle Rico.
I think that this will be his biggest problem.  He's not going to have a handler, he's not going to have people going behind him and cleaning up his messes.  Fisher won't be there to make everything better.  You're going to find a different kind of locker room in the NFL.  For the most part, those guys aren't going to put up with bullshit from some dumb kid.  There's no telling what kind of gems the media will get from him.

Just ask Manziel.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Saniflush on January 08, 2015, 08:05:23 AM
I'm wishing him on the cowboys.

Really Alec?  I was gonna go with, what are the Falcons.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2015, 08:32:21 AM
Imma gonna go with what are da Bears.

But really it will prolly be Tampa which will be why the Succaneers will continue to suck.  Crabby Patty will learn what happens when you don't have the best athletes around you to bail you out.
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 09:54:38 AM
WOTSkreetz....Since Fanneyhill can't throw a pass longer than 8 yards, he's definitely a Fin.  FUTURE!!!
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2015, 10:01:56 AM
WOTSkreetz....Since Fanneyhill can't throw a pass longer than 8 yards, he's definitely a Fin.  FUTURE!!!

6-10 *snicker*
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2015, 10:10:12 AM
6-10 *snicker*

One game from the playoffs, baby. 
Title: Re: You think Red Lobster will Endorse Him?
Post by: CCTAU on January 08, 2015, 10:11:07 AM
Really Alec?  I was gonna go with, what are the Falcons.

You people need to stop hating on the Falcons. They were one game shy of going to the playoffs this season.

They are just one Ben Tate away from the super bowl!

And they do not need Mr. Patty!