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Title: Best presents
Post by: Kaos on December 25, 2014, 10:54:23 AM
Auburn related or no....

Full size and fully operational leg lamp from a Christmas story. Electric sex is gleaming from the window now.

Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 25, 2014, 12:22:17 PM
Auburn related or no....

Full size and fully operational leg lamp from a Christmas story. Electric sex is gleaming from the window now.

My dad has had the leg lamp glowing in his window every Christmas for years.  Fra-jee-lay 
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: djsimp on December 25, 2014, 02:50:02 PM
I thought this was pretty cool. Its from 2004-05 and has the cheerleaders sigs on it.

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2e3ao3q.jpg)

It makes screaming at children much easier.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Yoda on December 25, 2014, 04:02:47 PM
First child born on 12/19.  Baby boy 8 lbs 1oz.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Token on December 25, 2014, 07:01:32 PM
Gift card.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: bgreene on December 25, 2014, 09:24:19 PM
My kids went to the dollar store with their own money and bought me two grill lighters, needle nose pliers and a shower mirror. So I would have to say, it's been a good Christmas.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 25, 2014, 09:45:03 PM
My kids went to the dollar store with their own money and bought me two grill lighters, needle nose pliers and a shower mirror. So I would have to say, it's been a good Christmas.
Object in mirror is smaller than it appears in shower.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 26, 2014, 01:04:09 AM
Thought it would be nice to go shopping with my mother.  Took me about five minutes to remember how much I hate shopping with my mother.

Bought a shirt.

She handed me $200 Christmas morning and told me to use it to find clothes I like. 

Even a year ago I would have hated that kind of present, but now?  Yeah.  I need clothes and shoes and belts and shit.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 26, 2014, 09:22:14 AM
Congrats Yoda.

Luke Bryan gets Snagette all lathered up so I got tix to a show in Orlando.  Then, we'll take mini to the Hairy Potters the next day.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: djsimp on December 26, 2014, 10:35:25 AM
First child born on 12/19.  Baby boy 8 lbs 1oz.

So, we were at my moms house last night for the Christmas gathering as the mom wanted us to look at here new tree ornament. My wife was quick to figure out that it was a sonogram inside the ornament. Come to find out it was my brother and his wife, well the wife, that is now locked and loaded.

That is cool and all because its their first and I get to be on the other side of the fence this time. The funny part was last month during our Thanksgiving/IB gathering, my 7 yr old was hammering away at my brothers wife about why she doesn't have any kids yet. Picture MaCaulay McCullough in Uncle Buck. This went on all night. Finally the right question was asked as my daughter boxed the poor girl in. "Will you be pregnant in the morning" she asked. The answer, "I will try". Well, the next morning my brothers wife was pregnant. I'm sure my brother had something to do with this, I hope, but I have to give props to my little girl for basically annoying this baby into existence.

Short version. I won.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: wesfau2 on December 26, 2014, 11:02:57 AM
So, we were at my moms house last night for the Christmas gathering as the mom wanted us to look at here new tree ornament. My wife was quick to figure out that it was a sonogram inside the ornament. Come to find out it was my brother and his wife, well the wife, that is now locked and loaded.

That is cool and all because its there first and I get to be on the other side of the fence this time. The funny part was last month during our Thanksgiving/IB gathering, my 7 yr old was hammering away at my brothers wife about why she doesn't have any kids yet. Picture MaCaulay McCullough in Uncle Buck. This went on all night. Finally the right question was asked as my daughter boxed the poor girl in. "Will you be pregnant in the morning" she asked. The answer, "I will try". Well, the next morning my brothers wife was pregnant. I'm sure my brother had something to do with this, I hope, but I have to give props to my little girl for basically annoying this baby into existence.

Short version. I won.

Your children are demon-spawn, doing the devil's work.

Making you, of course, the anti-christ. 
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: jmar on December 26, 2014, 11:23:43 AM
Your children are demon-spawn, doing the devil's work.

Making you, of course, the anti-christ.
Yes but as anti-christ's go he seems like one of the better ones.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: djsimp on December 26, 2014, 11:28:52 AM
Your children are demon-spawn, doing the devil's work.

Making you, of course, the anti-christ.

I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: jmar on December 26, 2014, 11:35:04 AM
Get about two days a year of self indulgence where everyone leaves and nothing is required of me. Today is one of them so I plan to drink Winter Wheat, grill pork chops and start on the second season of Peaky Blinders as was recommended by War Eagle!!!. That's it...my best present to myself is down time.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Kaos on December 26, 2014, 01:24:40 PM
So, we were at my moms house last night for the Christmas gathering as the mom wanted us to look at here new tree ornament. My wife was quick to figure out that it was a sonogram inside the ornament. Come to find out it was my brother and his wife, well the wife, that is now locked and loaded.

That is cool and all because its their first and I get to be on the other side of the fence this time. The funny part was last month during our Thanksgiving/IB gathering, my 7 yr old was hammering away at my brothers wife about why she doesn't have any kids yet. Picture MaCaulay McCullough in Uncle Buck. This went on all night. Finally the right question was asked as my daughter boxed the poor girl in. "Will you be pregnant in the morning" she asked. The answer, "I will try". Well, the next morning my brothers wife was pregnant. I'm sure my brother had something to do with this, I hope, but I have to give props to my little girl for basically annoying this baby into existence.

Short version. I won.

I didn't know seven year olds had that kind of spermish potency.  Congrats. 
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: djsimp on December 26, 2014, 01:51:10 PM
I didn't know seven year olds had that kind of spermish potency.  Congrats.

Its a gift that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 26, 2014, 05:43:48 PM
I appreciate the gifts that I received from my x friends/fans. FYI- I will be accepting gifts into the new year so it's not too late to be able to say that you know WT personally. Send me a gift and I will put you on my personal Christmas card list. For gifts over $50, I will give you a personal phone call lasting 1 minute or more.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Yoda on December 26, 2014, 07:02:41 PM
Congrats Yoda.



Thanks, enjoy the concert and hopefully the wife will let you borrow your balls for the night.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: wesfau2 on December 26, 2014, 07:14:48 PM
I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 26, 2014, 09:25:15 PM
I got laid Christmas Eve and xmas day.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 26, 2014, 10:06:08 PM
I got laid Christmas Eve and xmas day.
She's a lucky woman.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: chinook on December 26, 2014, 10:21:30 PM
She's a lucky woman.

...'cause she's a corpse?   
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: djsimp on December 26, 2014, 10:25:29 PM
I got laid Christmas Eve and xmas day.

(http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/121008/News/2_tues/thumbs/121009SOA1_210x305.jpg)
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 26, 2014, 11:39:08 PM
...'cause she's a corpse?   

Or he's ambidextrous
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 27, 2014, 02:52:21 PM
I got laid Christmas Eve and xmas day.

Who can find a guy like that these days?
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 04, 2015, 07:09:28 AM
I fucked her right in the pussy.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 04, 2015, 06:47:14 PM
You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender house. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Saniflush on January 05, 2015, 07:24:44 AM
You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender house. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."

 I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: wesfau2 on January 05, 2015, 09:16:32 AM
I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you.

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: The Six on January 05, 2015, 12:27:02 PM
$2 gas is fine with me. Thank you oil-trading barons.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Godfather on January 05, 2015, 01:40:53 PM
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: wesfau2 on January 05, 2015, 10:44:05 PM
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Claire?  That's a fat girl's name.
Title: Re: Best presents
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 05, 2015, 11:06:45 PM
Claire?  That's a fat girl's name.

Don't you... Forget about me...