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Title: If any of you are still wondering what to get me for Christmas
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 24, 2014, 04:25:09 PM
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Title: Re: If any of you are still wondering what to get me for Christmas
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 24, 2014, 04:28:18 PM
I have been racking my brain with this. I had almost decided to get you that same thing that I got you last year.
Title: Re: If any of you are still wondering what to get me for Christmas
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 24, 2014, 05:42:11 PM
I have been racking my brain with this. I had almost decided to get you that same thing that I got you last year.

Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
Title: Re: If any of you are still wondering what to get me for Christmas
Post by: AUJarhead on November 24, 2014, 06:54:31 PM
Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
Title: Re: If any of you are still wondering what to get me for Christmas
Post by: Godfather on November 25, 2014, 08:42:27 AM
Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

I'm out
Title: Re: If any of you are still wondering what to get me for Christmas
Post by: AUJarhead on November 25, 2014, 09:18:54 AM
 Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up