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Title: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Kaos on November 13, 2014, 08:22:33 PM
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In Pruitt's cases, the alleged incidents happened in August, September and October, according to court records. The allegations against the teacher range from having oral sex in a car to sending sexually-explicit photos of her breasts and vagina to the victims. #winning

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2014/11/blount_county_teacher_charged.html#incart_2box (http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2014/11/blount_county_teacher_charged.html#incart_2box)
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2014, 07:13:05 AM
I'd hit it.

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Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 08:30:16 AM
God, I want to go back to school.  :tits:
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 09:28:25 AM
explicit photos of her breasts and vagina to the victims.


The victims????
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Godfather on November 14, 2014, 09:30:04 AM
explicit photos of her breasts and vagina to the victims.


The victims????
I want to be a victim
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 09:36:05 AM
I want to be a victim


^^^This^^^ Right above my post^^^Look up^^^
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 14, 2014, 09:43:47 AM
She looks better in the first pick. Not that I wouldn't hit it, mind you. I'd knock at it like a Mexican non-union jackhammer operator.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 09:48:32 AM
She looks better in the first pick. Not that I wouldn't hit it, mind you. I'd knock at it like a Mexican non-union jackhammer operator.

I'd hit it like a retard on a drum set.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 12:50:53 PM
I'd hit it like Ike hit Tina
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 01:14:27 PM
I'd hit it like our defense hits  :facepalm:
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 01:32:14 PM
I'd hit it like a fat man on a flapjack.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 14, 2014, 01:37:47 PM
I'd hit it like a horny drunk monkey.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 14, 2014, 01:42:30 PM
I'd hit it like our defense hits  :facepalm:

How do you know what her feet look like?
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 02:34:39 PM
How do you know what her feet look like?


http://www.footfetishtube.com/ (http://www.footfetishtube.com/)   
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 02:37:51 PM
I'd hit it like Dale Earnhart into the wall.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 02:46:29 PM
I'd hit it like cops on Rodney King.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 14, 2014, 02:55:25 PM
I'd plow that like an Amish farmer supporting his family
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 02:57:53 PM
I'd stay in that hole like a Chilean miner.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: AWK on November 14, 2014, 03:06:08 PM
I'd fucking blow that shit up like Hiroshima.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 03:15:52 PM
I'd shoot stuff in her like a Ferguson cop.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 03:25:49 PM
I'd hit that so hard, that her screams would rise up to heaven, and Jesus himself would come down to tap me on the shoulder, and tell me to settle down.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 14, 2014, 03:47:01 PM
I'd hit it so hard it would break her mamm's hip.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 03:55:20 PM
I'd hit that harder than buzz hit on Mrs. Dallas.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: djsimp on November 14, 2014, 04:16:40 PM
I'd hit it so hard, all the women in her family would have babies.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 04:18:03 PM
I'd be on that like the last helicopter out of Saigon.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 14, 2014, 04:25:40 PM
I'd be on that like black on a Ninja.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 04:29:33 PM
I'd spank that harder than I spank it.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 04:32:18 PM
I'd hit it like it was Rihanna. - Signed, Chris Brown
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 04:32:53 PM
I'd hit me. - Signed, Pee Wee Herman
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2014, 04:51:12 PM
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Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2014, 05:00:44 PM
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Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 14, 2014, 09:31:21 PM
I'd hit it so hard Clubber Lang would pity himself.
Title: Re: I went to the wrong high school...again
Post by: bgreene on November 15, 2014, 07:32:25 AM
You win the internetz today
You all have won. Laugh I did.