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Title: Buy or sell...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 26, 2008, 08:12:22 PM
There is nothing more sexy than a woman with a southern accent.......except that annoying hick that does the Sticks N Stuff commercials.

Discuss
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: ggraf71 on August 26, 2008, 09:57:58 PM
I agree with real southern accents, but  I don't like it when actresses try to do the southern accent thing, like when Reese Witherspoon did Sweet Home Alabama, she layed it on a little thick. I know that she's really from down here somewhere, but the  fake drawl just makes me want to vomit.

Not to hijack, but why is it that everyone likes female southern accents, but male southern accents are taken as being redneck sister-fucking hillbilly?
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 26, 2008, 10:21:53 PM
There's something seductive about a woman with that accent. What I find repulsive is a chick with a thick New England accent. Nothing at all sexy about that.

The first thing I expect to hear a dude with a heavy southern drawl say is, "Rawl tahd,"

You're right. There is a distinct difference in perception between the two.
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 26, 2008, 10:56:24 PM
There is a difference between a man that talks like a f'in' hillbilly, and a man with a slow, Southern drawl.  This is one Southern girl who melts when a deep, sexy voice calls her "darlin'"...
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Come Honor Face on August 27, 2008, 12:29:16 AM
hey darlin'


what do i win!?!
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: JohnDeere on August 27, 2008, 08:49:17 AM
There is nothing more sexy than a woman with a southern accent.......except that annoying hick that does the Sticks N Stuff commercials.

Discuss

"Sicks n Suff is now open in Flow-rinse."
Translation
"Sticks n Stuff is now open in Florence."


Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Tiger Six on August 27, 2008, 09:41:04 AM
There is nothing more sexy than a woman with a southern accent.......except that annoying hick that does the Sticks N Stuff commercials.

Discuss

Are you talking about Tina Gordon?  She's just a little too peppy for my tastes.  She has nothing more than a washed up racing car driving career to qualify her for that job.  You can't blame her, but she is a little annoying. 

That being said,  :idhitit: 

Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Saniflush on August 27, 2008, 10:32:30 AM
Are you talking about Tina Gordon?  She's just a little too peppy for my tastes.  She has nothing more than a washed up racing car driving career to qualify her for that job.  You can't blame her, but she is a little annoying. 

That being said,  :idhitit: 



Pictures?
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: tiger88 on August 27, 2008, 11:50:21 AM
Natural and subtle southern accents are awesome. The hokey put on ones just suck.
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 27, 2008, 12:41:59 PM
Natural and subtle southern accents are awesome. The hokey put on ones just suck.
Exactly. 

Harry Connick, Jr.?  Makes me melt.    :tongue:

Val Kilmer in Tombstone?  A little fake at times, but he is so fine, it made up for any deficiencies.   :idhitit:

Leo Di Caprio doing that fake accent in nearly every movie - just freaking wrong. :silence:
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 27, 2008, 08:07:12 PM
Exhibit A
Poke-able....yes, as long as she keeps her yap shut.

http://www.youtube.com/v/XaimSG9y4C8&hl=en&fs=1

Just a smidgen too hick for me.
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: GarMan on August 27, 2008, 08:30:26 PM
Just a smidgen too hick for me.

You mean trailer trash hick.  I just saw those two commercials for the first time, and all I want to do is smack the shit out of her. 
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Kaos on August 28, 2008, 10:56:32 AM
You mean trailer trash hick.  I just saw those two commercials for the first time, and all I want to do is smack the shit out of her. 

She's Jeff Gordon's wife (or sister), right?
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Tiger Six on August 28, 2008, 11:47:24 AM
She's Jeff Gordon's wife (or sister), right?
Neither.  She is from Alabama and drove in a couple of ARCA races and has been "famous" ever since.
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 28, 2008, 11:58:07 AM
Her accent tells me she is from northeast Alabama too.  Every part of the state sounds different to me now that I don't live there anymore.
Title: Re: Buy or sell...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 28, 2008, 04:28:35 PM
Neither.  She is from Alabama and drove in a couple of ARCA races and has been "famous" ever since.
........in that she didn't drive 500 miles with her right turn signal on, or doing 140mph in the inside groove holding up the other 41 cars in the field who want to go 190mph.