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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 16, 2014, 11:37:03 AM
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The good guys are off this weekend so with no "GAMEDAY bitches" text coming and the pressure off, it's wings and beer on a cool Fall (Taint) football Saturday. There are 3 games of interest to me, one being the only contender/pretender game of national implications. ND vs. FSU. No indication that Mr. Crabs won't play and if he does, I think FSU has too much firepower for the Golden Homos. Plus, it's in the house that Bobby built.
Crabby Patties 30
Most Overrated Program Evah: 17
Goooood morning, Fayettenam. The Dogs are comin'. Every "expert" talking head continues to say "Watch out, upset alert." I don't see it. Even without their two bitches at running back, Girley and Michele, the Dogs still have a Chubb, along with their full compliment of receivers. Too much for Arky to handle. And after last week, I'm not sure the problem with the Hogs losing 115 straight SEC games is nothing more than Bolemia being too stupid to know how to game plan for someone. Anyone realize that in a one point game at home, one of the best rushing teams in the country threw the ball 40 times? Yep, that's FOUR-TEE times. And almost on every down in the 4th quarter. I'll be pulling for the Hawgs and hope I'm wrong (It'll only be the 57th time this year. See BFTC). But I see Georgia cruising in this one.
Suspension U: 34
The Streak: 20
Keep hearing the same talking heads saying Bama will be vulnerable to A & M's sophisticated passing attack. Upset alert...blah blah blah. Why??? The Faggies may get some because Bama's DBs are still average at best. But Sumlin's bunch had to make a last second stop to beat Arkansas, then got hammered unmercifully by MSU, and last week Ole Miss barely broke a sweat in beatin' dat ass. So please to be splainin' why anyone thinks they'll come to the Crapstoned and beat Bama. In fact, I have this nauseating feeling that next week, they'll have the Turds at #1 or #2 and more articles will be written by SI about how Kiffin is an offensive guru and Sims and Coker are neck and neck for the Heisman. Maybe what we saw out of Bama against Arky was the real Tahd. But I don't think so.
Unwashed Masses: 40
Standing and Swaying For No Reason: 20
I sincerely hope I'm wrong on all 3. And if so, please feel free to repost and put plenty of :haha:
What say you? Any other games you want to predict?
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Free Seafood U is too deep, fast, and has been tested more than the team from Indiana. Hope I'm wrong, don't think I will be.
Jimbo and Jameis Express - 28
Nostra DomeUs - 17
Dawgs proved a lot last week. Arkansas is still a competent QB away from beating anyone though they know how to hang tough. I expect a let down from the Hogs this week.
Barkers - 34
Oinkers - 16
Texas A&M has no defense and that offense can be had. Alabama has a shitty offense but a pretty decent defense. Biggest problems for them (aside from drug dealing) are lack of consistent pass rush and some holes in secondary. However, they seem to dial up pressure when needed. And since A&M is content to stop no one, I'll take the West Vance Slingers.
Tree Poisoning Weed Smokers - 24
Kick Ass Drill Team - 20
And a bonus from the Big 12...
Oklahoma hosts Kansas State. Should be a good game...for a half. Oklahoma is good despite gakking one to TCU.
Land Thieves - 31
Claims Everyone Steals Signals - 14
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Yea, I have to give Chokelahomo the edge at home too. Only by a hair on a gnat's nutt. OU looked like sheeyat against the Steers -n- Queers after the loss to TCU.
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Far be it from me to predict cause I have sucked at the betting this year, but I smell upset at Forced Sex Univsatah and gumpville, (Although quite honestly we prolly want gumpville to win, ugh I think I just threw up a little)
Skrong Autographs - 31
Jesus - 34
Gurley? - 38
0-Fer SEC - 24
Run Forrest - 24
12th Gay Guy - 31
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44-36
28-14
37-19
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44-36
28-14
37-19
Listen to him, he's pre-med.
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Criminoles - 35
Golden Domers - 21
St. Mark - 27
I definitely don't have Bulimia - 17
Kiffin's O - 35
Jizz Jars - 27
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Listen to him, he's pre-med.
I thought he was Pre-Law?
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I thought he was Pre-Law?
Same difference
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Same difference
Point of parliamentary procedure!
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Point of parliamentary procedure!
What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron?
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Free Crabs for
Rapes Autographs 38
No Touchdowns for Jesus 9
Swinging Pig Gate 24
Former Gurley Men 21
Milkmen cheer 28
Autographs? Hahahaha 19
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Always after me lucky charms: 31
Fuck her right in the pussy: 30
St Richt's school for fine Christian men: 34
Hey, you gonna eat that?: 21
Boy cheerleaders: 38
Weed selling sibling fuckers: 28
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