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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Six on September 20, 2014, 09:18:59 AM
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Mississippi State @ LSU
Yeah, I'm not buying State is anything more than Dak Prescott until proven otherwise. I'm not sure LSU is all so special either but night game in that voodoo place and Les Miles on the sidelines vs. Muskrat Mullen, I'll take LSU.
Miami (FL) @ Nebraska
I'm old enough to remember when games between these two meant something. Now it's like watching most DeNiro comedies. Nebraska pretty much has a good RB and I don't know if Tha U has anyone that can tackle him all day. I'll take the Cornshuckers.
Oklahoma @ West Virginia
Please, for the love of all that it is good and funny, let THIS be that game Bob Stoops blows his own toes off. He's good for one every year. I would laugh so hard if that big mouth a-hole got spoon served by a coach who looks like he's on a 6 day bender and a QB who is basically AJ McCarron without the tattoos or trophy wife. In all seriousness though, I don't see it. Sooners over the Couch Fires.
Florida State @ Clemson
I stuck with my pick of FSU even after Jameis was sitting the first half. Now, the backup who was so badass Jakob Coker bailed for Tuscaloosa is going to have to keep the Scriminioles alive. Nah, I'll bite and go with Dabo even though that makes me want to flog myself in penance.
Florida @ Alabama
Florida's offense still sucks. Alabama is the most boring team in the country. They'll lose but not this weekend and that sucks as well. After FSU falls, these jackholes will claim the season over and start printing shirts. I can't stand the Gators. I think a lot less of Muschamp than I once did. But I'm as done with Teh Tahd like Hollywood is with Katherine Heigl. F it! I'm pulling for the Gators.
Who ya got?
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Coondogs 34 BSDogs 17
Mississippi State might be improved, but they aren't winning a night game in Death Valley. LSU will look like shit though.
FatWhiteGuys 28 Cubans 21
I don't know anything about these two teams. But I am happy to see the largest city in the South that doesn't belong in the South go down.
Boomers 42 Spelunkers 17
No chance in this one for West Virginia. Oklahoma rolls by shutting down their passing game, using athletes to cause turnovers, and consistently successful offense.
DaDouchebags 28 Semenals 14
Going to be tough for Florida State to find chemistry with a new QB and weathering the distractions that come with losing a celebrity like Winston. They at least get home field advantage, so I think this one goes into the 4th quarter with Clemson getting a much needed touchdown late to put the game away.
ProjectsofWestVance 21 Muschumps 10
It's Saban going against a traditional offense. He's going to smother them all game. Alabama's offense will run, run, bubble screen, run, bubble screen and eventually they'll get a few points after their defense gives them great field position.
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I knew Troy was 0-3 this year but I had no idea they were THIS bad. However, UGA's defense is softer than a bed of marshmallows. If Troy didn't totally suck, the Dahawgs would be in trouble.
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I knew Troy was 0-3 this year but I had no idea they were THIS bad. However, UGA's defense is softer than a bed of marshmallows. If Troy didn't totally suck, the Dahawgs would be in trouble.
But now we will get to hear how great Gurley is again.
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But now we will get to hear how great Gurley is again.
Would rather hear that than how transcendent Amari Cooper is as a WR. "Pawwwwwl. He's like 5 Julios." Ugh.
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But now we will get to hear how great Gurley is again.
He's better than Bo and Hershel. That is all.
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Would rather hear that than how transcendent Amari Cooper is as a WR. "Pawwwwwl. He's like 5 Julios." Ugh.
Amari Cooper is quickly gaining on Julio Jones as the greatest wide receiver to ever play the game.
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Amari Cooper is quickly gaining on Julio Jones as the greatest wide receiver to ever play the game.
Balderdash! No one can take away Julio's 4 straight Heisman trophies.
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MSU will find out (once again) that despite all the fluffing the media gives their program early in the season, they are still MSU. LSU 34 MSU 21.
Does Miami still have a team? Corn cob hats 24 Coral Gables rainshower 14.
Boomer rolls 52-17.
Jaboo's asshattery will fuck FSU's season right in the pussy. Although I'm rooting for a meteor strike in this one, I think the distraction may be enough to give Dabo-Dabo-Dingdong's pussycats a slight edge. Clemson 21 FSU 17.
Go gatah will put up a heroic fight, but the gumps pull away late 31-21.
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Yellow Jackets sting Beamer Tech 27-24. Came back from 24-17 down.
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Balderdash! No one can take away Julio's 4 straight Heisman trophies.
Coker allready has three!
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Jeff Driskel from UF ain't got it.
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Jeff Driskel from UF ain't got it.
No but he went to see if a neighbor had any and he be back in a lil' bit.
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No but he went to see if a neighbor had any and he be back in a lil' bit.
Good thing for him Bama's DB don't have it either. Man, they really do suck. I thought Saban was a DB guru or some shit.
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Nice ball security, Bama. LOLZ
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Good thing for him Bama's DB don't have it either. Man, they really do suck. I thought Saban was a DB guru or some shit.
Whew I tell yewhat. These ain't the Gaytuhs we was expectin' Row Tahd!
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I don't know which set of DBs is dumber. These two squads can't read and cover for shoot.
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3 fumbles by Bama so far: Drake, White, and Sims all laying the bread on the turf.
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The bama secondary doesn't look so great.
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The bama secondary doesn't look so great.
Yeah but they gots Amari Cooper, Heisman frontrunner.
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Yeah but they gots Amari Cooper, Heisman frontrunner.
And they are allowed to hold ON EVERY SINGLE PLAY!
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Alabama has given up 89 total yards to UF; 47 in the air, and 35 on the ground. The defense also has an INT and fumble recovery. The defense isn't doing bad considering they are missing two starters out of the secondary. This would be a fucking slaughter if Alabama's offense would stop coughing up the ball. Christ.
Blake Sims has thrown for 322 yards, and it isn't even halftime.
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Alabama has given up 89 total yards to UF; 47 in the air, and 35 on the ground. The defense also has an INT and fumble recovery. The defense isn't doing bad considering they are missing two starters out of the secondary. This would be a fudgeing slaughter if Alabama's offense would stop coughing up the ball. Christ.
Blake Sims has thrown for 322 yards, and it isn't even halftime.
Be sure to use lotion. Would hate for you to get a blister over there.
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Be sure to use lotion. Would hate for you to get a blister over there.
Don't get me wrong. The way they're playing, this isn't a championship caliber team. But hard to fault the DBs when they've given up less than 100 yards in a half. Driskell is 5/17 with an INT and a TD. Can't ask for much more than that from your defense.
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Don't get me wrong. The way they're playing, this isn't a championship caliber team. But hard to fault the DBs when they've given up less than 100 yards in a half. Driskell is 5/17 with an INT and a TD. Can't ask for much more than that from your defense.
Gonna have to agree with the Bam, this isn't a championship callber team. :big:
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Well, the sqaush is on now. Get ready to TWO weeks of All Bama All the Time on your radio dial and your SEC Network affiliate as well as ESPN. :suicide:
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Well, the sqaush is on now. Get ready to TWO weeks of All Bama All the Time on your radio dial and your SEC Network affiliate as well as ESPN. :suicide:
Tis the season of Bammer worship, until some team brings them back to earth.
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In other news Utah is up on Michigan 26-10 as the game is under delay for weather in the 4th quarter. Brady Hoke and Will Muschamp could start a used car business together next year.
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Holy crap! ECU is lighting up UNC, 70-40.
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Holy crap! ECU is lighting up UNC, 70-40.
I love it! Any way those fuckers can get a dose of humility is fine with me.
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Here's hoping Holgerson takes a piss on Big Game Bob. :bar:
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Um, MSU is making LSU look stupid.
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bammers are already stating that Sims could be the best QB in uat's history before the season is done. I'm being serious. I've never seen a more unprepared & undisciplined defense than I saw with UF's on every pass play...and that's watching Auburn's defense the last 5 years. Not trying to take anything away from what uat's offense was able to do to UF's defense, but good God, there were open receivers on most passing plays, sometimes there wouldn't be a player within 30 yards of the receiver. Then you look back at the UF v UK (3 OT) game and you start to wonder if UF will be looking for another HC midseason or at the end of the season.
Opp. Total Offense versus UF's D:
Eastern Michigan (who cares)
UK 450 total yards (369 passing yds) & 30 pts
uat 645 total yards (449 passing yds) & 42 pts
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Yeah but we's finele back to our rightful spot after crab legs goes down PAAAAAAAWWWLLL
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Media:
"I came three times watching Sims to Cooper. Bama is an impenetrable force of awesome and I just want to fuck it as a collective. Two national championship caliber teams lined up today and Bama proved that they're would embarrass the Seahawks."
Because they played an unranked team at home that went 4-8 last year and went to triple overtime against Kentucky last weekend at their home.
Meanwhile...
"Auburn should have lost that game. K-State is a garbage team, but they had that game won. Auburn didn't beat them. They beat themselves. And who is K-State anyway? Are the an FCS team or what?"
Because they played a #20 team on the road on a Thursday night.
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Media:
"I came three times watching Sims to Cooper. Bama is an impenetrable force of awesome and I just want to fuck it as a collective. Two national championship caliber teams lined up today and Bama proved that they're would embarrass the Seahawks."
Because they played an unranked team at home that went 4-8 last year and went to triple overtime against Kentucky last weekend at their home.
Meanwhile...
"Auburn should have lost that game. K-State is a garbage team, but they had that game won. Auburn didn't beat them. They beat themselves. And who is K-State anyway? Are the an FCS team or what?"
Because they played a #20 team on the road on a Thursday night.
I'm stealing this.Thanks ahead of time. :rofl: