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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 09:25:39 AM

Title: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 09:25:39 AM
 or whatever they call it now.  I know it is not the shit from 20 years ago that was like playing on green painted concrete but how is it in regards to real grass?

I have this sneaking suspicion that you have not even seen Auburn fast until tomorrow night.  I am having dreams of Nick Marshall looking more like Tommy Frazier.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: RottenBottom on September 17, 2014, 09:33:25 AM
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster. 

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 09:40:15 AM
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster. 

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.

I didn't realize Atlanta had a stadium small enough to hold you?
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2014, 09:45:24 AM
I didn't realize Atlanta had a stadium small enough to hold you?

They do.

(http://www.astroturf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/atlanta-falcons-vs-tennessee-titans-on-astroturf-field.jpg)
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: RottenBottom on September 17, 2014, 09:46:11 AM
I didn't realize Atlanta had a stadium small enough to hold you?

I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2014, 09:47:09 AM
I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.

Yeah, you best keep one eye on the ball and one eye on your ass, for many different reasons.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 09:59:12 AM
I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.

You are correct.

Welcome.

New guy cleans up...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eUl5t8dOcyg/UTdUAd9Ud5I/AAAAAAAABJE/oqzHdHstcAA/s1600/uc+davis+sol+image.jpg)
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2014, 10:04:19 AM


I think I just threw up a little.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 10:08:24 AM
I think I just threw up a little.

Good...He can clean that up as well.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 10:09:56 AM
Hand rails are so overrated.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2014, 10:12:12 AM
I can't tell if that is puke, blood or shit....or all 3.

Sounds right up VV's alley.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2014, 10:13:01 AM
I think I just threw up a little.
What?!? I had to go...I made it to the bathroom.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2014, 10:26:07 AM
What?!? I had to go...I made it to the bathroom.

Well, I guess the new guy picked his name well.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 10:28:43 AM
What?!? I had to go...I made it to the bathroom.

Exactly...There's a drain right there and most of it is already in liquid form.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2014, 10:35:21 AM
Exactly...There's a drain right there and most of it is already in liquid form.

I just want to know why he has been given a hose to work with? Can't make it too easy. Lets go boot camp style.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 10:36:19 AM
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster. 

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.
Back in '76 I made All-State running the carpets. Only played on 4 grass fields.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2014, 10:38:47 AM
Back in '76 I made All-State running the carpets. Only played on 4 grass fields.
I prefer no grass on the playing field, or maybe just a small strip.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2014, 10:39:59 AM
I prefer no grass on the playing field, or maybe just a small strip.

And certainly not afro.....I mean astro-turf.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 10:48:51 AM
And certainly not afro.....I mean astro-turf.
Always the races with you people.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2014, 10:49:42 AM
Always the races with you people.

Hey hey, I there are curly haired white girls too you know.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 11:07:37 AM
Hey hey, I there are curly haired white girls too you know.
Uh huh...white devil!
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 11:09:55 AM
Uh huh...white devil!

I think the politically correct term is "gingers".
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: AUChizad on September 17, 2014, 11:18:42 AM
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.

I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.
Wait, so you're a barner that just happened to show up this week?

Well, that's no fun.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 11:25:52 AM
Wait, so you're a barner that just happened to show up this week?

Well, that's no fun.
He might just lack initiative and whatnot.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: RottenBottom on September 17, 2014, 11:44:12 AM
Wait, so you're a barner that just happened to show up this week?

Well, that's no fun.

I am. 

Just got a co-op job and things have been pretty slow at work.  So I have been reading the board pretty regularly, and I finally grew a pair and decided to join.



Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 17, 2014, 11:48:39 AM
You are correct.

Welcome.

New guy cleans up...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eUl5t8dOcyg/UTdUAd9Ud5I/AAAAAAAABJE/oqzHdHstcAA/s1600/uc+davis+sol+image.jpg)
I'm really sorry about your bathroom. We had a nice time at the party.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 11:53:29 AM
I am. 

Just got a co-op job and things have been pretty slow at work.  So I have been reading the board pretty regularly, and Ifinally grew a pair and decided to join.
Well I guess this means Snaggle is still looking for a mate.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: CCTAU on September 17, 2014, 12:34:55 PM
Back in '76 I made All-State running the carpets. Only played on 4 grass fields.

The old stuff was fast, but it sucked. Getting tackled on it was horrible. and the carpet burns were worse than VV chasing WT around the living room.


The new stuff is better. The most annoying part is the little ground up pieces of rubber get in everything.

The studies are showing that the grass does not give as much as grass and causes more knee injuries, but I'm not sure how much more. Nothing is as good as grass. Jordan-hare is one of the most beautiful fields in the world. But keep in mind, it does not get as much use as a high school field.

And the new stuff handles rain better than most grass fields.

Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 12:56:03 PM
The old stuff was fast, but it sucked. Getting tackled on it was horrible. and the carpet burns were worse than VV chasing WT around the living room.


The new stuff is better. The most annoying part is the little ground up pieces of rubber get in everything.

The studies are showing that the grass does not give as much as grass and causes more knee injuries, but I'm not sure how much more. Nothing is as good as grass. Jordan-hare is one of the most beautiful fields in the world. But keep in mind, it does not get as much use as a high school field.

And the new stuff handles rain better than most grass fields.
That red and blue prescription stuff sure is hard on the eyes.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 17, 2014, 01:15:36 PM
That red and blue prescription stuff sure is hard on the eyes.
The little blue prescription shouldn't be making your eyes have a hard on. You should see your doctor.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2014, 01:16:22 PM
And the new stuff handles rain better than most grass fields.

This may be critical.  70% chance that I will be competing in a wet tshirt contest against my will tomorrow night...  :sad:
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2014, 01:17:12 PM
I am. 

Just got a co-op job and things have been pretty slow at work.  So I have been reading the board pretty regularly, and I finally grew a pair and decided to join.

If you figured out how to grow a pair, you may want to tell Snaggiepoo - he's been wishing for that technology for years.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 01:19:53 PM
This may be critical.  70% chance that I will be competing in a wet tshirt contest against my will tomorrow night...  :sad:

Worked out ok against Arkansas
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2014, 01:20:58 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eUl5t8dOcyg/UTdUAd9Ud5I/AAAAAAAABJE/oqzHdHstcAA/s1600/uc+davis+sol+image.jpg)

I think I see Jerry's woo.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2014, 01:25:54 PM
Worked out ok against Arkansas
But rain can be the great equalizer.

I am just going to be a nervous Nellie until the game starts.  I see trap in situations like this.  DAMN YOU , DOUG BARFIELD, for this childhood mental baggage!!!
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 01:27:49 PM
But rain can be the great equalizer.

I am just going to be a nervous Nellie until the game starts.  I see trap in situations like this.  DAMN YOU , DOUG BARFIELD, for this childhood mental baggage!!!

Gus gots this
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 01:29:44 PM
But rain can be the great equalizer.

I am just going to be a nervous Nellie until the game starts.  I see trap in situations like this.  DAMN YOU , DOUG BARFIELD, for this childhood mental baggage!!!
I know...he traumatized us all.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2014, 01:32:32 PM
Gus gots this

I know.  I know.  I just keep whispering this over and over to myself like a mantra.

In Gus we trust, In Gus we trust...
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
I know.  I know.  I just keep whispering this over and over to myself like a mantra.

In Gus we trust, In Gus we trust...

But if you say Gus Bus.....There's a pistol whipping headed your way.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 01:37:34 PM
But if you say Gus Bus.....There's a pistol whipping headed your way.

I heard if you say that three times while looking into the mirror he shows up that night as a blur.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2014, 01:43:52 PM
But if you say Gus Bus.....There's a pistol whipping headed your way.

I'm not taking any sort of bus - I am a princess, and princesses don't ride buses.  I'm riding the Rhett Jet all the way to Manhattan. 

But I might let you give me a whipping... I'm a naughty princess.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2014, 01:49:09 PM
I'm not taking any sort of bus - I am a princess, and princesses don't ride buses.  I'm riding the Rhett Jet all the way to Manhattan. 

But I might let you give me a whipping... I'm a naughty princess.

What about after the spankings?
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2014, 01:52:07 PM
I'm not taking any sort of bus - I am a princess, and princesses don't ride buses.  I'm riding the Rhett Jet all the way to Manhattan. 

But I might let you give me a whipping... I'm a naughty princess.
Damn...Barfield gots to some of us worser than others.
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2014, 02:03:16 PM
What about after the spankings?

Then the or.... HEY!  Wait a minute!!  I see what you did there...
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2014, 02:20:36 PM
Wicked, evil, naughty Zoot
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2014, 02:38:02 PM
Gus gots this
Back on topic ...^^motherfuckin this^^

Gus gonna fuck Bill right in the pussy!
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2014, 02:45:03 PM
Back on topic ...^^motherfuckin this^^

Gus gonna fuck Bill right in the pussy!

lol just saw GF at the cafeteria standing on a table screaming he gone fuck Snyd right in the pussy.  #gfdabomb
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2014, 05:24:52 PM
lol just saw GF at the cafeteria standing on a table screaming he gone fuck Snyd right in the pussy.  #gfdabomb

So how long do we have to suspend him from the X?
Title: Re: Astro turf
Post by: Godfather on September 17, 2014, 05:42:34 PM
So how long do we have to suspend him from the X?
You have to wait until after I rape some crabs.