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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 07:32:22 PM

Title: What in the HELL
Post by: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 07:32:22 PM
Scrolling through Sirius on a drive back home today. And the pic below is what I see.

His own station? What the bleeding hell?
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: Godfather on August 20, 2014, 07:39:46 PM
Scrolling through Sirius on a drive back home today. And the pic below is what I see.

His own station? What the bleeding hell?
No 91 is the college sports station they were probably interviewing him. I am much more concerned about your vertical dashboard.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: wesfau2 on August 20, 2014, 07:43:43 PM
No 91 is the college sports station they were probably interviewing him. I am much more concerned about your vertical dashboard.

The car is Asian.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 08:00:52 PM
No 91 is the college sports station they were probably interviewing him. I am much more concerned about your vertical dashboard.

I was flying. Barrel roll.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 08:06:12 PM
Derrick Henry is on now.  He's barely above a caveman. 

How often do you think you can take it to the house?

Ummm. Ihhhde gumma dah baww anna dey exahcrute umm aww de taahm.

It was like listening to a wounded Sasquatch huff and chuff.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: wesfau2 on August 20, 2014, 08:13:41 PM
Derrick Henry is on now.  He's barely above a caveman. 

How often do you think you can take it to the house?

Ummm. Ihhhde gumma dah baww anna dey exahcrute umm aww de taahm.

It was like listening to a wounded Sasquatch huff and chuff.

I like tha hate....

But nobody really has the high ground here. 

Except Vandy, Stanford, Northwestern...and other nerd schools.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 20, 2014, 08:32:48 PM
I like tha hate....

But nobody really has the high ground here. 

Except Vandy, Stanford, Northwestern...and other nerd schools.

No shit...I mean have you heard our starting QB?
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: jmar on August 20, 2014, 08:49:54 PM
No shit...I mean have you heard our starting QB?
Okay there was a chance from January until now to work on that...he needs far more than just a little polish.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: djsimp on August 20, 2014, 09:11:14 PM
No shit...I mean have you heard our starting QB?

I think moving ones lips while talking always helps.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 20, 2014, 09:53:31 PM
No shit...I mean have you heard our starting QB?

The words just roll off the tongue.  Kind of a smoky sound.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 11:12:38 PM
I like tha hate....

But nobody really has the high ground here. 

Except Vandy, Stanford, Northwestern...and other nerd schools.

Oh I understand that.  But I can usually decipher what's being said.  I don't speak early Neanderthal, however. 
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: The Prowler on August 21, 2014, 04:13:58 AM
Oh I understand that.  But I can usually decipher what's being said.  I don't speak early Neanderthal, however.
Kinda makes you wonder how in the world he qualified and continues to be eligible...same with DL Darren Lake (Sumter County HS) & Dee Liner (never made it through any class w/o sleeping, labeled as special needs).
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: The Six on August 21, 2014, 08:11:57 AM
Kinda makes you wonder how in the world he qualified and continues to be eligible...same with DL Darren Lake (Sumter County HS) & Dee Liner (never made it through any class w/o sleeping, labeled as special needs).

UAT admissions test is basically (http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nhaufmm61rx3fweo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 21, 2014, 10:06:09 AM
Oh I understand that.  But I can usually decipher what's being said.  I don't speak early Neanderthal, however.
The reason you can decipher Marshall is because you smoke the same weed he does. You two are on the same plane. Or, plain. Whatever. You both puff the magic dragon.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: jmar on August 21, 2014, 10:09:41 AM
Give me a month and 5-7 years with Nick and his Heisman acceptance speech will sound like Dave Chapelle doing Bill Murray doing Richard Burton. I'm that fucking talented people.
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: DnATL on August 21, 2014, 07:21:29 PM
Give me a month and 5-7 years with Nick and his Heisman acceptance speech will sound like Dave Chapelle doing Bill Murray doing Richard Burton. I'm that fucking talented people.
Are you quite cunning linguistically?
Title: Re: What in the HELL
Post by: jmar on August 22, 2014, 06:36:51 AM
Are you quite cunning linguistically?
Not really!
Les Miles was a pupil for all of two hours. I couldn't do much with his vocabulary, babbling or broken thoughts. But he was a nice guy with an infectious smile who stood to lose a lot of money so I made a few calls and we came up with the faraway stare which are actually a set of prosthetic contacts.
So when Les rattles off an assortment of unintelligible banter and you look up in disbelief toward his eyes it's almost mesmerizing.
He has the look of a great leader and his followers are enamored with the stare... the words are garbage.