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Title: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Jumbo on August 17, 2014, 01:34:34 PM
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_prepares_for_auburn_w.html (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_prepares_for_auburn_w.html)
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 17, 2014, 01:49:33 PM
Fat lump of turd.  One of the most classless individuals to come through the SEC in a long time. 
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 17, 2014, 01:54:39 PM
Gus wants to hang 50+ on him as badly as he ever has against any team. No doubt about that.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: bottomfeeder on August 17, 2014, 02:23:52 PM
Are we going to have game film problems with this fat-ass again this year?
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: djsimp on August 17, 2014, 03:07:44 PM
Meh, I seriously hope that is not all he has to try and motivate his piggies. I'm curious as to what AU QB has he been practicing for since Marshall is not starting.

Here is my first prediction for the year:

The score will be 14-0 before Marshall even enters the the game in the 1st quarter with two JJ touchdown passes; one to Sammie and one to Duke.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: The Six on August 17, 2014, 07:42:59 PM
Meh, Gus and co. will beat them by 28 with 4 plays.

Anybody else think the K-State game might be a tricky one?

Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: djsimp on August 17, 2014, 08:24:48 PM
Meh, Gus and co. will beat them by 28 with 4 plays.

Anybody else think the K-State game might be a tricky one?

No, their Dline will get pushed all over the place. Roc will see significant playing time in this one.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 18, 2014, 10:44:42 AM
Meh, Gus and co. will beat them by 28 with 4 plays.

Anybody else think the K-State game might be a tricky one?

I am going to be at the K-State game.  I am hoping that we will take care of business in an efficient, effective, high speed and very satisfying manner, and quietly get on the plane to come home.  I don't need a nailbiter in "enemy" territory.  Bill Snyder is a 70% winning coach.  I am not sure how we match up against them, but I know I hate Thursday night games.

This game kind of reminds me of playing a second tier school.  Expected to win it, so no props for doing so, but lose it, or squeak out a win, and everybody freaks.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: Godfather on August 18, 2014, 11:03:07 AM
I am going to be at the K-State game.  I am hoping that we will take care of business in an efficient, effective, high speed and very satisfying manner, and quietly get on the plane to come home.  I don't need a nailbiter in "enemy" territory.  Bill Snyder is a 70% winning coach.  I am not sure how we match up against them, but I know I hate Thursday night games.

This game kind of reminds me of playing a second tier school.  Expected to win it, so no props for doing so, but lose it, or squeak out a win, and everybody freaks.
Don't you worry, Gus gotz this.

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Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 18, 2014, 11:05:43 AM
I am going to be at the K-State game.  I am hoping that we will take care of business in an efficient, effective, high speed and very satisfying manner, and quietly get on the plane to come home.  I don't need a nailbiter in "enemy" territory.  Bill Snyder is a 70% winning coach.  I am not sure how we match up against them, but I know I hate Thursday night games.

This game kind of reminds me of playing a second tier school.  Expected to win it, so no props for doing so, but lose it, or squeak out a win, and everybody freaks.

I do have mad respect for Snyder for what he has done there. They were a doormat before he arrived. And almost became one again before he came back. The guy obviously does something right.

Buttttttt....... they still should not beat us in any given year for the most part.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: Godfather on August 18, 2014, 11:26:08 AM
I do have mad respect for Snyder for what he has done there. They were a doormat before he arrived. And almost became one again before he came back. The guy obviously does something right.

Buttttttt....... they still should not beat us in any given year for the most part.
Like I said

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gus_dryerase.jpg)
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 18, 2014, 01:05:29 PM
I do have mad respect for Snyder for what he has done there. They were a doormat before he arrived. And almost became one again before he came back. The guy obviously does something right.

Buttttttt....... they still should not beat us in any given year for the most part.

Operative words.

Again, I expect to come home from Manhattan a happy girl.  But... I am still an experienced Auburn fan, knowwhutimsayin?

BUT...

In Gus I trust.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: Godfather on August 18, 2014, 01:41:18 PM
Operative words.

Again, I expect to come home from Manhattan a happy girl.  But... I am still an experienced Auburn fan, knowwhutimsayin?

BUT...

In Gus I trust.
This is not the team or coaching staff of past Auburn teams...It's a NEW DAY baby....revel in it!
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Godfather on August 18, 2014, 01:54:37 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gus_dryerase2.jpg)
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: AUChizad on August 20, 2014, 12:40:32 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gus_dryerase.jpg)
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gus_dryerase2.jpg)
Way behind on the board, but I <3 this meme.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 20, 2014, 12:43:40 PM
Way behind on the board, but I <3 this meme.
Is it already time for Gay Days at Disney World this year?
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: djsimp on August 20, 2014, 02:02:48 PM
Is it already time for Gay Days at Disney World this year?

Chizad  <3's you. He will stop by your house on the way.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: DnATL on August 21, 2014, 07:31:16 AM
Is it already time for Gay Days at Disney World this year?
He'll take VV and ride "It's a Small World", and that's before they even get to the park
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Hogwally on August 21, 2014, 03:04:37 PM
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_prepares_for_auburn_w.html (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_prepares_for_auburn_w.html)

     The back story they failed to report is that they caught someone recording a closed practice the day before.  Supposedly one of Gus's cultists in Springdale.  If you cheating bastards wouldn't send people to tape our closed practices our coach wouldn't have to issue such warnings.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 21, 2014, 03:37:32 PM
     The back story they failed to report is that they caught someone recording a closed practice the day before.  Supposedly one of Gus's cultists in Springdale.  If you cheating bastards wouldn't send people to tape our closed practices our coach wouldn't have to issue such warnings.
Oh yeah. Well, our QB could be high on pot and we would still beat y'all.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 21, 2014, 03:46:16 PM
     The back story they failed to report is that they caught someone recording a closed practice the day before.  Supposedly one of Gus's cultists in Springdale.  If you cheating bastards wouldn't send people to tape our closed practices our coach wouldn't have to issue such warnings.

Yeah - other teams cheating. Thats why Arky loses. Doesn't matter if someone taped anything or not. To make that kind of statement as a head coach out in the open like that is dumbassery. 

FWIW - No one NEEDS to tape your practice to win. NO ONE.  Not one single solitary team in this conference.

If they do tape it, its probably for the retard reel during RnR/Movie Night.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Hogwally on August 21, 2014, 04:57:54 PM
Yeah - other teams cheating. Thats why Arky loses. Doesn't matter if someone taped anything or not. To make that kind of statement as a head coach out in the open like that is dumbassery. 

FWIW - No one NEEDS to tape your practice to win. NO ONE.  Not one single solitary team in this conference.

If they do tape it, its probably for the retard reel during RnR/Movie Night.

     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 21, 2014, 05:04:54 PM
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?
No. It's not part of the Creed. But, neither is that ass whipping about to be unleashed next weekend.

I would actually like to add the following to the creed right after I believe in Auburn and love it: "and we are going to whip that Arkansas ass next Saturday". But, if we added that, then, of course, it would only apply the week before the Arkansas game. So, it was denied.

But I'm thinking that we are still going to whip that ass.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: Godfather on August 21, 2014, 05:06:22 PM
No. It's not part of the Creed. But, neither is that ass whipping about to be unleashed next weekend.

I would actually like to add the following to the creed right after I believe in Auburn and love it: "and we are going to whip that Arkansas ass next Saturday". But, if we added that, then, of course, it would only apply the week before the Arkansas game. So, it was denied.

But I'm thinking that we are still going to whip that ass.
He likes ass
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: AUChizad on August 21, 2014, 05:12:49 PM
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?
Not sure if it's funnier that #BERT thinks it's a great motivational tactic to claim a spy is hiding in the bushes trying to tape practice, and it's probably someone from Springdale, and it's probably an Auburn fan, or the fact that your fan base believes it.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: The Six on August 21, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
Not sure if it's funnier that #BERT thinks it's a great motivational tactic to claim a spy is hiding in the bushes trying to tape practice, and it's probably someone from Springdale, and it's probably an Auburn fan, or the fact that your fan base believes it.

You can always tell when Arkansas fans have visited. The toilet's never flushed and the cat's pregnant.
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: smooth_operator on August 21, 2014, 05:28:43 PM
You can always tell when Arkansas fans have visited. The toilet's never flushed and the cat's pregnant.

How'd you get 'em to start using the toilet?
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: The Six on August 21, 2014, 05:29:32 PM
How'd you get 'em to start using the toilet?

He followed the cat in there.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 21, 2014, 09:32:30 PM
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?

I'm saying no one is doing it (not from an Au staff or any other coaching staff) because it's not necessary against you sorry fucks. 3-9, a loss to Rutgers and a 10 point win over Samford and I'd probably be pretty butt hurt too. At least Tennessee knew and admitted Kiffin was a first class fuckup.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: djsimp on August 21, 2014, 09:36:02 PM
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?

Like duh.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Hogwally on August 21, 2014, 10:30:25 PM
I'm saying no one is doing it (not from an Au staff or any other coaching staff) because it's not necessary against you sorry fucks. 3-9, a loss to Rutgers and a 10 point win over Samford and I'd probably be pretty butt hurt too. At least Tennessee knew and admitted Kiffin was a first class fuckup.

I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: The Six on August 21, 2014, 10:42:38 PM
A
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

2012 Arkansas Razorbacks Football Schedule. Final Record: 4-8 And then you hired Bert.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b4pUOejCwoA/T33OHRfPbDI/AAAAAAAAWjI/KmGCC9BWhEk/s1600/troll+nuke.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Saniflush on August 22, 2014, 07:24:21 AM
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

We was waiting on Coach Kline to get his manhood back..
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Kaos on August 22, 2014, 08:01:27 AM
Beluga has put all of his chips on beating Auburn.  Get the impression from what's coming out of that state that he doesn't care if he wins a single other game this season, it's all about us for some reason. 

Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2014, 08:45:51 AM
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

Fuck you for invoking my memory of that
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 22, 2014, 08:56:38 AM
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?
You got us on that one. Your hiring Fat Bastard should put us in our rightful place. Dammit, foiled again by the mighty Hogs.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 22, 2014, 09:37:16 AM
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

And is that coach there anymore? And were Auburn fans acting high and mighty AFTER that season defending a coach that just pulled some stupid ass juvenile bullshit in front of 3000 people? Hint: both are NO.

4-8, 3-9 - back to back....ouch. Making Nutt look better by the minute.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: jmar on August 22, 2014, 09:43:31 AM
Beluga has put all of his chips on beating Auburn.  Get the impression from what's coming out of that state that he doesn't care if he wins a single other game this season, it's all about us for some reason.
I think he is very aware that the pigs pine away for Malzahn so he feels he has to beat him to gain credibility with the fan base. Problem is with so many disgruntled fan bases though be it not being able to get over the hump as with Georgia or cupboard bare as with Tennessee is that you can't do better than what you have. And for now, Arkansas is stuck with with a old time Big Ten mindset in a place where the state talent isn't enough to get it done.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2014, 09:44:04 AM
We was waiting on Coach Kline to get his manhood back..

I'ma takin that notebook and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Saniflush on August 22, 2014, 10:07:54 AM
I'ma takin that notebook and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it

No grandma, I didn't get the job.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2014, 10:28:40 AM
No grandma, I didn't get the job.
I'm so numb...I hate him... I hate him... I hate him.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2014, 12:41:05 PM
One of our divisional CFO's is a HUGE Hawg fan, and he mutters "Coach Stealer" under his breath every time he sees me.  He and his $$ group are sick that Nuttsack was allowed to run off Gus.  He can't stand Fat Boy - says he is uncouth (even by Arky standards?) and does not get the SEC.  He is hoping Bert will lose big time this season so they have a reason to run him off.  Yes, you heard right.  Donors with money wanting to lose so they get rid of their coach.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 22, 2014, 01:27:08 PM
One of our divisional CFO's is a HUGE Hawg fan, and he mutters "Coach Stealer" under his breath every time he sees me.  He and his $$ group are sick that Nuttsack was allowed to run off Gus.  He can't stand Fat Boy - says he is uncouth (even by Arky standards?) and does not get the SEC.  He is hoping Bert will lose big time this season so they have a reason to run him off.  Yes, you heard right. Donors with money wanting to lose so they get rid of their coach.




See Auburn 2012.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 22, 2014, 01:40:30 PM
One of our divisional CFO's is a HUGE Hawg fan, and he mutters "Coach Stealer" under his breath every time he sees me.  He and his $$ group are sick that Nuttsack was allowed to run off Gus.  He can't stand Fat Boy - says he is uncouth (even by Arky standards?) and does not get the SEC.  He is hoping Bert will lose big time this season so they have a reason to run him off.  Yes, you heard right.  Donors with money wanting to lose so they get rid of their coach.
Wanting to lose? Its already happened..royally. I mean, their fans have seen their team go 4-8, 3-9 the last two years.

3-9 (0-8) will usually get most coaches gone after a year. They need to learn the format.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: ssgaufan on August 22, 2014, 01:44:02 PM
Wanting to lose? Its already happened..royally. I mean, their fans have seen their team go 4-8, 3-9 the last two years.

3-9 (0-8) will usually get most coaches gone after a year. They need to learn the format.

The really sad part is that Petrino had them at #3 in the nation the year before the 4-8 disaster. 
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2014, 02:10:42 PM
The really sad part is that Petrino had them at #3 in the nation the year before the 4-8 disaster.

Louisville to Arkansas again?  Skipping the Falcons of course.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 22, 2014, 02:17:07 PM
Louisville to Arkansas again?  Skipping the Falcons of course.

Not so sure Ark is a better job...actually, no its not. Not right now.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Hogwally on August 22, 2014, 11:28:38 PM
     OK, thru a mixture of 10 or 12 beers and watching the SEC network Arkansas preview tonight, I am now convinced that Auburn is in trouble in the opener.  How are you guys going to re-group after a crippling first game loss to a team you are clearly overlooking?

Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: AWK on August 23, 2014, 01:39:40 AM
     OK, thru a mixture of 10 or 12 beers long island cum dumpsters and watching the SEC network Arkansas preview tonight, I am now convinced that Auburn is in trouble in the opener.  How are you guys going to re-group after a crippling first game loss to a team you are clearly overlooking?
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 23, 2014, 03:32:36 PM
     OK, thru a mixture of 10 or 12 beers and watching the SEC network Arkansas preview tonight, I am now convinced that Auburn is in trouble in the opener.  How are you guys going to re-group after a crippling first game loss to a team you are clearly overlooking?
If we lose to Arkansas, I can assure you that it will not be because we have overlooked you or are overconfident. It will be because you beat us.

Having said that, if we lose to Fat Bastard, I will be more disappointed than if we lost any two combined against thuga, bama or LSU...because we definitely will have laid a huge egg.

I'm not saying that it couldn't happen but I'm saying it won't happen. I suspect that you will be looking for a coach by next season's end.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 24, 2014, 04:33:02 PM
     OK, thru a mixture of 10 or 12 beers and watching the SEC network Arkansas preview tonight, I am now convinced that Auburn is in trouble in the opener.  How are you guys going to re-group after a crippling first game loss to a team you are clearly overlooking?

alcohol is like that....usually reality sets in 12 hours later. and a headache.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2014, 08:16:50 PM
Enjoy....

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,83807.0.html (http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,83807.0.html)
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2014, 09:32:28 PM
Enjoy....

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,83807.0.html (http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,83807.0.html)
I wish Spirit would have snatched up someones $4 hotdog or a purse when she went into the stands.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: wesfau2 on August 26, 2014, 09:30:21 AM
Anyone care to take a stab at diagramming this sentence?

I think our depth chart in particular is the consistency that we've had really the last 10 days of preparation.


http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_bret_bielema_not_sure.html (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_bret_bielema_not_sure.html)
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 26, 2014, 09:36:36 AM
Depth chart is the subject
Title: Re: fudge You Bielema
Post by: smooth_operator on August 26, 2014, 09:39:02 AM
Depth chart is the subject

I think he's saying the depth chart has been using preparation H for 10 days and should see a doctor.
Title: Re: Fuck You Bielema
Post by: GH2001 on August 26, 2014, 10:38:48 AM
Anyone care to take a stab at diagramming this sentence?

I think our depth chart in particular is the consistency that we've had really the last 10 days of preparation.


http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_bret_bielema_not_sure.html (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/08/arkansas_bret_bielema_not_sure.html)

I have been trying to figure out that comment the last 24 hours. I can not.

He (and they) are at this point, believing what they want to believe. Even to the point of saying things that do not make sense.