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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on August 11, 2014, 09:13:13 AM

Title: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: Saniflush on August 11, 2014, 09:13:13 AM
No way this ends badly.

FSU asks fans to tweet Jameis Winston their questions:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/AskJameis

https://twitter.com/FSU_Football/status/498472220189282305

Some of the favorites thus far....

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@FauxPelini: #AskJameis Of all the coaches you have played for over the years, why did you steal those crab legs?

@Jamaicanhitman: Which group protects you better, FSU offensive line or the Tallahassee PD? #AskJameis

.@FSU_Football #AskJameis when a girl says no, what's the best way to sexually assault her and not get arrested for it? #Rapist
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: GH2001 on August 11, 2014, 09:13:55 AM
No way this ends badly.

FSU asks fans to tweet Jameis Winston their questions:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/AskJameis

https://twitter.com/FSU_Football/status/498472220189282305

Some of the favorites thus far....

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Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: bgreene on August 11, 2014, 09:37:28 AM
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When you rape dirty women do you catch crabs or steal them? #AskJameis
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 11, 2014, 10:51:04 AM
If I tweets, I would ask: Has you change major to marine biology or winmenz studies?
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: jmar on August 11, 2014, 11:23:16 AM
If I tweets, I would ask: Has you change major to marine biology or winmenz studies?
I would ask: Have any of your disoriented victims ever fallen off the motorcycle prior to receiving treatment at the emergency room?
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: CCTAU on August 11, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
So. The old white men were sitting around a table trying to figure out how to get Winston on the public's good side. And this is what they come up with?

There is an SID somewhere updating his resume.
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: Shug Dye on August 11, 2014, 04:28:45 PM
@Courtney_Clare: Which sentence do you think you'll complete first, one in English, or one for a crime you've committed?
#AskJameis



My personal fave.
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 11, 2014, 04:40:19 PM
bigmeanjohn ‏@bigmeanjohn  Aug 10
#AskJameis in courtship of a woman, do you prefer the Kobe Bryant method of choke and hold or the more subtle Darren Sharper drug and run?
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: AWK on August 12, 2014, 12:37:00 AM
Bitches Love Cake. ‏@JareBear_70 2h
#AskJameis what's easier to open, stolen crab legs, or a non consenting girls legs?


Ku Walla ‏@Renee_Starz 2h
#AskJameis They say there is no I in team...When you are on the field do you ever look in the stands and think "I will rape her tonight?"


54 Thad Castle ‏@andrewgombas 5h
#AskJameis all jokes aside... what's your favorite way to cook crab legs?


Geoff Calkins ‏@geoff_calkins Aug 10
Does no mean no? RT @FSU_Football: #Noles Fans: Do you have a question for our starting QB Jameis Winston? Tweet us using #AskJameis.
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: The Prowler on August 13, 2014, 05:47:16 AM
@Renee_Starz wins among those four.
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: RWS on August 14, 2014, 09:53:57 AM
I want to know who the genius is at the FSU athletic department that thought this was a great idea, and if he/she is still employed.  They had to have known this was going to go horribly.  With that said, I'm glad they did it.
Title: Re: FSU fans tweet questions
Post by: The Prowler on August 16, 2014, 06:10:17 AM
I want to know who the genius is at the FSU athletic department that thought this was a great idea, and if he/she is still employed.  They had to have known this was going to go horribly.  With that said, I'm glad they did it.
Probably the same people that thought it would be a good idea to keep a rap video of three girls and some guy talking about fucking with a Heisman dildo, fucking on the 50 yardline, Winston stealing crabs and saying that he could get his crabs for free from fucking her, etc, etc, etc, I didn't finish watching the video.