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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 08, 2014, 02:20:22 AM
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Forget Jesus being JC, that nickname is now affixed firmly to Jacob Fucking Coker, the alpha and omega of all quarterbacks of all time. Joe Montana? A fucking hack. Tom Brady? Couldn't sort JC's sock drawer. That Cam Newton guy? Not in JC's league, buddy. Jaboo Winston? Fuck a mighty, if he hadn't been black and illiterate which forced FSU to play him over the god of football gods due to some stupid rules regarding playing the mentally retarded to meet a quota, Coker would have led FSU to the BCS Title, the Super Bowl, the World Cup Championship and won American Idol.
JC was named by ESPN's Travis Haney as the number one "breakout player" for 2014. Coker likely will stay at Alabama for just one year because NFL teams are already lining up to beg him to grace their programs.
What the hell does he even have to prove? He completed 18 total fucking passes last season. Did you hear that? EIGHT-FUCKING-TEEN. Name another quarterback who completed that many passes. Name just one. I dare you. And he didn't even do that against the first teams. He did that against the second and third teams in games that were already over. It wouldn't have been fair to have him take an actual significant snap when the game was still in jeopardy. Would have been too much of a challenge for the opposition. That's just the kind of guy he is.
Jesus wears JC underwear.
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That's funny, because, WOTS, Blake Sims is taking 1st string reps due to JC not catching on to the offense quick enough...yup a black QB might be the starter at uat, this could get fun to watch when he throws his first interception.
Also WOTS, if JC is the starter, there might be a little bit of locker room turmoil going on in loserville. Blake Sims was told, after the Sugar Bowl ass beating, to get ready, to study the playbook cover to cover, the reigns will be his if he does so. So, Sims does so and Sabbin hires Kiffin and brings in Coker, basically telling Sims that he isn't going to be the starter. The problem is a lot of the starters took notice how hard Sims actually worked and they knew what was said to him after the bowl game, now they see that the coaching staff went back on their word to their teammate.
Winning is as much of a cure-all, as losing is a train wreck.
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Nice set up for their fall.
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That's funny, because, WOTS, Blake Sims is taking 1st string reps due to JC not catching on to the offense quick enough...yup a black QB might be the starter at uat, this could get fun to watch when he throws his first interception.
Also WOTS, if JC is the starter, there might be a little bit of locker room turmoil going on in loserville. Blake Sims was told, after the Sugar Bowl ass beating, to get ready, to study the playbook cover to cover, the reigns will be his if he does so. So, Sims does so and Sabbin hires Kiffin and brings in Coker, basically telling Sims that he isn't going to be the starter. The problem is a lot of the starters took notice how hard Sims actually worked and they knew what was said to him after the bowl game, now they see that the coaching staff went back on their word to their teammate.
Winning is as much of a cure-all, as losing is a train wreck.
LIAR!!
Travis Haney says that Saban is privately telling anyone who will listen that Coker is the best QB he's ever seen. He has zip on his throws. All 32 NFL teams will sandbag next season and try to lose so they have a better chance of drafting him. There will be no division winners, no playoffs and no Superbowl because every game will end in a 0-0 tie as none will try to even score.
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That's funny, because, WOTS, Blake Sims is taking 1st string reps due to JC not catching on to the offense quick enough...yup a black QB might be the starter at uat, this could get fun to watch when he throws his first interception.
Also WOTS, if JC is the starter, there might be a little bit of locker room turmoil going on in loserville. Blake Sims was told, after the Sugar Bowl ass beating, to get ready, to study the playbook cover to cover, the reigns will be his if he does so. So, Sims does so and Sabbin hires Kiffin and brings in Coker, basically telling Sims that he isn't going to be the starter. The problem is a lot of the starters took notice how hard Sims actually worked and they knew what was said to him after the bowl game, now they see that the coaching staff went back on their word to their teammate.
Winning is as much of a cure-all, as losing is a train wreck.
Andre Ware and a couple of others on CFB Live said this week that Sims is actually better suited for this offense and should probably start over Coker based off "fit" and how Bama runs their offense.
Too bad he's black and at Bama. That usually doesn't work out well at the QB position.
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Grantland had an article a few days ago taht's TL;DR, but basically says it doesn't matter who is QB at Bama, they will be great because they're at Bama.
http://grantland.com/features/alabama-crimson-tide-quarterback-assembly-line-jacob-coker-aj-mccarron-nick-saban/ (http://grantland.com/features/alabama-crimson-tide-quarterback-assembly-line-jacob-coker-aj-mccarron-nick-saban/)
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Andre Ware and a couple of others on CFB Live said this week that Sims is actually better suited for this offense and should probably start over Coker based off "fit" and how Bama runs their offense.
Too bad he's black and at Bama. That usually doesn't work out well at the QB position.
Such an archaic viewpoint. Bama proved its progression in race relations when it started Andrew Zow for one or two games before discovering the golden talent that was Tyler Watts.
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Such an archaic viewpoint. Bama proved its progression in race relations when it started Andrew Zow for one or two games before discovering the golden talent that was Tyler Watts.
:bugs:
I remember hoping they would start Watts when we played them and not Zow. Hell, I wanted Watts starting all their games. I knew Zow was better and they might win with him.
Zow was good and scared me some. Evidenced by the beating he gave us in 2001 (I think).
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Grantland had an article a few days ago taht's TL;DR, but basically says it doesn't matter who is QB at Bama, they will be great because they're at Bama.
http://grantland.com/features/alabama-crimson-tide-quarterback-assembly-line-jacob-coker-aj-mccarron-nick-saban/ (http://grantland.com/features/alabama-crimson-tide-quarterback-assembly-line-jacob-coker-aj-mccarron-nick-saban/)
Why would they write a story about something that is an ages old established fact. Coker will be better at Bama than FSU because of the tradition and national championships. This is fact.
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Walter Lewis
Andrew Zow
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Walter Lewis was a full blooded Cherokee Indian
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So does anybody else wonder where Kaos encountered the Bammers that started all this for him? I'm betting at Lowe's.
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How soon y'all forget.
Signed,
Freddie Kitchens
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So does anybody else wonder where Kaos encountered the Bammers that started all this for him? I'm betting at Lowe's.
McDonald's.
Using tomatoes gratuitously.
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McDonald's. Burger King
Using tomatoes gratuitously.
McD's has never seen a tomato.
Big Mac: two all beef (haha) patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.
No maters, baby.
The King puts them on EVERYTHING.
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So does anybody else wonder where Kaos encountered the Bammers that started all this for him? I'm betting at Lowe's.
I lived nearly four decades in the shadow of Turdscaloosa. 40 miles or less. For almost ten years I lived IN Tuscaloosa. I owned businesses there.
I saw them in their natural habitat. I saw and heard what they said about us, how they truly felt. When I was a department head at a large company there I was often in meetings with the North River crowd. I heard first-hand how the rich and hidden conspired to destroy and defame all things Auburn. Was painfully aware of the schemes and means they used to buy players and steer players away from Auburn.
Beyond that? I went from third grade to graduation without ever being able to go to school on the Monday after the Iron Bowl without a loss. When I was a small child, things were fairly even. Over my formative years I watched as Bryant destroyed the entire state, I saw the paradigm shift in fandom from something close to a 50-50 split to every redneck, dipshit, fuckstick, asswipe putting on a crimson cap. I always rationalized to myself that we didn't want those jackasses anyway.
SIDEBAR:
I know this family, about 18 strong. They switch allegiances almost from year to year. As I've known them I've seen them adorned in Tennessee gear, Boston Red Sox gear, Patriots gear, Saints gear, Mississippi State gear, Cardinals gear... I always make bets on what they're going to show up in next. What's worse is that they pretend they've always been fans. When they were wearing Boston gear they tried to talk to me about Big Papi. I asked what they thought about Nomar, Papelbon, Ted Williams, Bill Buckner... total blanks. No idea who any of them were. These fucks wore Auburn gear in 2010. They had Bama shit on in 2012. I hate these type of people.
Back to regular programming:
Even though we rationally don't want all those dumbasses on the AU bandwagon, it did make living in this state practically unbearable for many, many years.
Those of you who weren't alive for it -- and I've said this a hundred times -- have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE what life was like then. What it was like to be treated as if you were subhuman, as if you were less intelligent than the fucking grease monkey who was working on your car, as if you were beneath people merely because you wore orange and blue. What pisses me off more than anything in the world is that in the last five years or so, we've allowed that same unwarranted arrogance to seep back into daily life and we've done very little about it. We "take the high road" and don't hit back. I know what happens when we take that high road. I watched Shug Jordan always be a gentleman and refuse to sully himself like Bryant did. As much as I love the man, revere what he did for Auburn and honor his legacy there are times I wish he'd punched that motherfucker square in the face and stomped his guts out.
Think what you want, make all the comments you want, roll your eyes all you want. I know what's what because I've lived it before. I'm not going to suffer it quietly again.
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Those of you who weren't alive for it
Just how old are you?
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Just how old are you?
30-90 he's Kaos...he is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. He is every man. But he is not a tomato.
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I do understand where he is coming from. I grew up in the greater bammerham area in the 70's myself. It was bad enough here, I couldn't imagine what life was like in the shadow of gumpville.
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McD's has never seen a tomato.
Big Mac: two all beef (haha) patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.
No maters, baby.
The King puts them on EVERYTHING.
pardon:
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How far back did you have to go in the way-back machine to find that? Unless it is from last week, I maintain that the King is the tomato pusher.
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How far back did you have to go in the way-back machine to find that? Unless it is from last week, I maintain that the King is the tomato pusher.
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NOW:
:getoff:
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Just how old are you?
I was born when GCW rose to power in Alabama politics. I've seen segregated water fountains and blacks-only balconies. I don't age like normal humans, though.
I'm older than you think and younger than can imagine.
Nosferatu.
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I was born when GCW rose to power in Alabama politics. I've seen segregated water fountains and blacks-only balconies. I don't age like normal humans, though.
I'm older than you think and younger than can imagine.
Nosferatu.
An enigma, as GF noted.
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An enigma, as GF noted.
enigma is just imagine all fucked up.
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Over my formative years I watched as Bryant destroyed the entire state, I saw the paradigm shift in fandom from something close to a 50-50 split to every redneck, dipshit, fuckstick, asswipe putting on a crimson cap. I always rationalized to myself that we didn't want those jackasses anyway.
This^^^ The vast majority of their fan base is comprised of dumbass bandwagoneers who rolled with the Tahd back when they were dominating the State. They wuz winners so every Bubba and Bobbie Jean got crimpsum t-shirts for their birthday and authentic Tahd jerseys on Christmas and other really special occasions.
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This^^^ The vast majority of their fan base is comprised of dumbass bandwagoneers who rolled with the Tahd back when they were dominating the State. They wuz winners so every Bubba and Bobbie Jean got crimpsum t-shirts for their birthday and authentic Tahd jerseys on Christmas and other really special occasions.
If you really want to get to the bottom of it you have to look even deeper. Their "power" is rooted in redneck racism. I've had this particular rant before but it needs to be reinforced.
At the time the "Alabama mystique" was created, this state was at the epicenter of a racial revolution. GCW standing in the door to prevent a race riot, the march on Selma, fire hoses, lunch counters, attack dogs.
Every red blooded, redneck, colored-fearing, whitebread racist looked around and saw their entire world shifting dramatically. It was a sea change, the likes of which the world has never really known.
And there was granite-faced, gravelly voiced, Moses of the Masses Barh By God Bryant and his horde of white boys. He won. Nothin' but a winner. And he did it without all them colored on the field, too. He took his white boys and defied the nation by winning. And they flocked to him like the mind-numb sheep they are.
Don't let the revisionist history fool you. Bryant was no "racial innovator" as I've heard in the last few years. He absolutely didn't want them on his team and fought to keep it from happening until he simply couldn't avoid it. Bu the time Bryant first grudgingly accepted Wilbur Jackson, Auburn, Florida, Kentucky, Mississippi State and Vanderbilt already had integrated their teams. ** Ole Miss and LSU were the last, a year after UAT.
The pervasive Alabama allegiance is the lasting remnant of the old KKK society that existed in the shadows among the less educated.
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I immediately thought of this. I was 19 and working at McDonalds when these came out. What a pita.
And the tomatoes were cut fresh.
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How far back did you have to go in the way-back machine to find that? Unless it is from last week, I maintain that the King is the tomato pusher.
For real old school, go find the McDLT commercials and look for young George Costanza
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Back on Haysues Coker, last night I was flipping channels and came across something on ESPN where they apparently had some voting on which newcomer would do the best in the Heisman race. I just saw the results and didn't catch the first part of it. They had 4 players listed including Kyle Allen at TA&M and Coker, who obviously won. Question, if Coker were going to say....Arizona, would we even know his name?
The guy was a 3 star coming out of HS. He was a 50% passer in mop up roles for 2 years. He threw more interceptions than his 1 lone TD. He was sacked 5 times. So:
He wasn't highly rated.....check
He's not an accurate passer....check
He throws more interceptions than TD's.....check
He's not very mobile.....got it.
So, there are basically two things that make this guy the second coming of Joe MontanaManzielCamRG3PO. First and foremost, Lord Saybinz offered him a scholarship and second, all the validation any QB needs was provided when his former coach said he throws a tight spiral.
CHECK!!!!
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But, Lane Kiffen.
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But, Lane Kiffen.
Damn it. I knew there was something I was missing.
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Tellin you...3 games possibly 4 they lose. The impending implosion will be GLORIOUS!
roh tahd
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Hasn't he read the data about how bad tanning beds are?
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You won the internetz today
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Holy. Shit.
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Gotta have them Bama bangs.
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Holy. Shit.
He lookin' all John Parker Wilson surfer dude y'all.
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He lookin' all Johntavious LaParker Wilson surfer dude y'all.
ftfy
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Two weeks to kickoff. It's time to break out the corn starch.
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I just love that those racist bastards are going to have a black QB.... AND that he looks like that.
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I just love that those racist bastards are going to have a black QB.... AND that he looks like that.
Saban: "Blake, I want you to be the starter but we have a long-standing tradition of giving the new starting QB a new and improved hair style. Do you mind telling folks that you are Indian?"
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Saban: "Blake, I want you to be the starter but we have a long-standing tradition of giving the new starting QB a new and improved hair style. Do you mind telling folks that you are Indian?"
Tonto Goldstein
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Tonto Goldstein
But my friends call me....
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Thanks to Coich Lane, Tonto gon Bubba scream you Aubies back to the stoned age.
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Two weeks to kickoff. It's time to break out the corn starch.
Can't get here fast enough. A heartfelt :fu: to each and every one of you.
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I saw some goobers on Fox or CBS or some crap I was flipping through last night.
This is what I heard.
Best quarterback in the SEC? I'm gonna have to go with Jacob Coker. He was 50% in the time he was on the field and made some nice throws in mopup duties for the national champion.
Some other panelist brought up Bobo Bice (wasn't he on American Idol?), Dak Prescott, Mauk and Marshall.
The guy says "Marshall? Really? He runs well, but you could put him inside the barn and he couldn't hit the broadside of any wall.
:facepalm:
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I saw some goobers on Fox or CBS or some crap I was flipping through last night.
This is what I heard.
Best quarterback in the SEC? I'm gonna have to go with Jacob Coker. He was 50% in the time he was on the field and made some nice throws in mopup duties for the national champion.
Some other panelist brought up Bobo Bice (wasn't he on American Idol?), Dak Prescott, Mauk and Marshall.
The guy says "Marshall? Really? He runs well, but you could put him inside the barn and he couldn't hit the broadside of any wall.
:facepalm:
Butch Davis said on CFB Live Thursday (they were broadcasting LIVE from Auburn literally ON our practice field) that Marshall was a RB playing the QB position, we were no better than 4th in the West, and that we are gimmicky trying to run as many plays as possible because thats what teams do that are outmanned to get an advantage - while in the same statement talking up how much more professional Bama's atmosphere was at their practice facility that ours. F him...and the rest of them.
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Coker will have a lot of trouble being Haney's breakout player when he's sitting 3rd string behind Sims and Morris...it'll also be the first time that a Heisman is given to a 3rd string QB.
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I'm waiting for the announcement that he was "neck and neck" with whoever gets the job.
The dude has more neck than a giraffe.