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BREAKING…..Auburn QB Nick Marshall Arrested for Pot Possession
July 11, 2014/0 Comments/in Uncategorized /by Chas Woody
Winning Bets has confirmed that Auburn quarterback Nick Marshall was citied early this afternoon for misdemeanor marijuana possession in Reynolds, GA. Marshall was stopped by local authorities for window darkness. Authorities then smelled pot, and Marshall was cited. It is believed that Auburn quarterback was booked and released. However, that is not confirmed at this time.
Marshall led Auburn to a SEC title and a spot in the BCS title game in his first season as starting quarterback. The Auburn star threw for nearly 2,000 yards completing over 59% of his throws. He was also extremely dangerous with his feet with four triple digit rushing games including a 214 yard effort on November 9, 2013 at Tennessee.
Marshall’s arrest will bring some question marks about his future as he was dismissed from the University of Georgia in 2011 due to theft from fellow teammates.
I will keep you posted as more details come forth.
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Warm up JJ.
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I guess while we're adding things to the student handbook we should throw in a thing or two about how illegal things are illegal. Particularly pot possession in Georgia.
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I'm not saying it's not true, but winningbets.com is the only source reporting it as of now.
Not panicking yet, but hopefully it's yet another false allegation.
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Calln bs on this one. The article was posted like 2 hrs ago and not one dumbass bammer on teh facepages saying shit about it.
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Per :oh:
All I can tell you is that there is, at least at this time, no available public record indicating he has been arrested. The only place that has reported it is this winningbets.com outfit. I can't say it's not true, but I can say that - from what I know now - there is no evidence it is true. We'll see if that changes.
He says nothing by using a lot of words. Also, I smell bullshit on this one...
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Cited, not arrested.
:move:
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Still fuck...
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/auburn_quarterback_nick_marsha_13.html (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/auburn_quarterback_nick_marsha_13.html)
AUBURN, Alabama -- Auburn quarterback Nick Marshall was cited in Reynolds, Georgia, on Friday for possession of marijuana of less than one ounce, according to Reynolds police chief Lonnie Holder.
Marshall was not arrested.
Marshall, the returning quarterback who was supposed to be part of Auburn's SEC Media Days contingent on Monday, was pulled over due to a possible window tinting violation at 12:45 p.m. on Highway 96 in Reynolds.
According to Holder, the officer detected an odor of marijuana coming from the car, and upon search of the vehicle, police found "8-or-9" grams of marijuana, which is less than an ounce.
Marshall was cited for misdemeanor marijuana possession and a window tint violation.
He has a court date set for 10 a.m. on Sept. 10, 2014, but will not have to attend that date if he pays the fines associated with the citations.
The Auburn athletic department has not commented publicly yet.
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Absolutely everything to see here. This is what those fucktard bammers want THE WEEK BEFORE MEDIA DAYS. God damnit. Just legalize it. And if that's not going to happen, our players - especially our leaders - need to stop fucking doing it. It's not worth it.
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Fuck al.com for not mentioning "residue".
The officer reported smelling marijuana, but found only residue amounting to less than a single ounce.
Marshall was cited but was not arrested, the chief said.
RESIDUE. Fucking piece of shit bama media. Exactly what I expect to be hammered over the next few weeks.
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What AU players are scheduled to be at the media frenzy?
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Might not even be his residue. If he'd been high or drug paraphernalia found, he would've been arrested.
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Fuck al.com for not mentioning "residue".
RESIDUE. Fucking piece of shit bama media. Exactly what I expect to be hammered over the next few weeks.
If it had just been residue, then I would assume that the residue was on something, and thus he would have also been charged with possession of drug paraphernalia (and, in most instances, would have probably just been charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and not possession of a controlled substance). Taking that into consideration, along with the fact that every news source which references the 8 or 9 grams uses quotation marks as if it were a citation from a person or document, I am assuming that it was more than just residue.
But they may do things differently in Georgia, who knows...
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Nick could've just said, that's not marijuana, that's catnip or parsley, or whatever. 8-9 grams isn't even enough to be tested.
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Nick could've just said, that's not marijuana, that's catnip or parsley, or whatever. 8-9 grams isn't even enough to be tested.
Is this sarcasm, or...? 8-9 grams is a pretty significant amount of marijuana. Not legally speaking in terms of the punishment (it takes one kilogram for it to be upped to a felony in Alabama), but as far as personal usage? That's easily $150+ worth, and is certainly enough to be tested, considering that they can and do test mere residue.
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Is this sarcasm, or...? 8-9 grams is a pretty significant amount of marijuana. Not legally speaking in terms of the punishment (it takes one kilogram for it to be upped to a felony in Alabama), but as far as personal usage? That's easily $150+ worth, and is certainly enough to be tested, considering that they can and do test mere residue.
$150+....does your 8-9 grams of weed come with a hooker too?
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$150+....does your 8-9 grams of weed come with a hooker too?
No...do you even know what a gram of weed looks like? On average (depending on quality and location), one gram is going to cost you $15 - $20. If your boy Marshall is smoking some low quality shit, then maybe $100 is a more accurate estimate for 8 - 9 grams. Feel free to Google the price of weed if you don't want to believe me.
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We call it a quarter which runs a hundred and some change,
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Pot, catnip, parsley, cilantro, epazote, kale - whatever you want to call it, it's still EXACTLY what the media has been waiting for, and our starting quarterback gave it to them. Mincy's arrest - the one actual off the field problem we've had under Malzahn - led to articles being written about how we should see it as the potential beginning of the end for Malzahn. "Is this the culture of corruption showing its head at Auburn again? Too early to tell, but yeah probably so."
If I've learned anything over the years of following Auburn football, it's that you can't give the state media anything. They run their roots deep and their branches extend to Connecticut.
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No...do you even know what a gram of weed looks like? On average (depending on quality and location), one gram is going to cost you $15 - $20. If your boy Marshall is smoking some low quality shit, then maybe $100 is a more accurate estimate for 8 - 9 grams. Feel free to Google the price of weed if you don't want to believe me.
(http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a440/IzickGDub/DSC00894-Copy.jpg)
About $100 is for the Kush (the good shit), and yes I know what a gram looks like, as well as a ounce (around 28 grams). I also know that 8-9 grams is hardly "residue", which makes me think that the citating officer was guessing, since I haven't seen that he broke out the scale to weight the residue.
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I went through a HUGE checkpoint near that exact location the Friday before Memorial Day heading down to Valdosta. Those fuckers weren't playing around either. Had 2 kids in the back and they still insisted on looking in the back windows as if I were guilty until I proved my innocence. My guess? Lot of drugs go that route either from or to Columbus.
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I went through a HUGE checkpoint near that exact location the Friday before Memorial Day heading down to Valdosta. Those fuckers weren't playing around either. Had 2 kids in the back and they still insisted on looking in the back windows as if I were guilty until I proved my innocence. My guess? Lot of drugs go that route either from or to Columbus.
Um yeah. I didnt realize how much of big deal this was in that area until living right off 431. Local cops making their living off this kind of thing. Sort of like a little town called Cleveland NE of Bham. If you blink yours, you miss the town but damn if that isnt a major drug route.
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Speaking of Marshall, I'm afraid Malzahn is now going to be forced to sit Marshall the first game. I don't know that to be true, however, the stand he has taken thus far will other issues even the slightest tells me that NM will miss the Arkansas game along with Mincy. :sad:
Also, Im betting Marshall isnt in Hoover next week. For one, Malzahn makes a statement and two, so Marshall doesn't have to.
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About $100 is for the Kush (the good shit)
"The good shit" is maybe, MAYBE at its cheapest $15 per gram on the east coast, especially in Alabama where there aren't many states nearby that have legalized it. If you're paying less than that, it's not "the good shit," or you live in an area where it's more readily accessible, or you just have a dealer that really likes the handjobs he gets in conjunction with the money. The realistic average for true "good shit" in the southeast is close to or right at $20 per gram.
and yes I know what a gram looks like, as well as a ounce (around 28 grams). I also know that 8-9 grams is hardly "residue"
Then why in the hell did you say that 8-9 grams "isn't enough to be tested?" The more you say, the less sense you're making...
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What?
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What?
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What's wrong with kids today? Beer and taint was good enough in the day!
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"The good shit" is maybe, MAYBE at its cheapest $15 per gram on the east coast, especially in Alabama where there aren't many states nearby that have legalized it. If you're paying less than that, it's not "the good shit," or you live in an area where it's more readily accessible, or you just have a dealer that really likes the handjobs he gets in conjunction with the money. The realistic average for true "good shit" in the southeast is close to or right at $20 per gram.
Then why in the hell did you say that 8-9 grams "isn't enough to be tested?" The more you say, the less sense you're making...
It makes me laugh the way you on here quoting the prices of weed like you're snoop dogg or something. I guess you just an OG too?
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Speaking of Marshall, I'm afraid Malzahn is now going to be forced to sit Marshall the first game. I don't know that to be true, however, the stand he has taken thus far will other issues even the slightest tells me that NM will miss the Arkansas game along with Mincy. :sad:
Also, Im betting Marshall isnt in Hoover next week. For one, Malzahn makes a statement and two, so Marshall doesn't have to.
Gus could take a reserve QB To Hoover. JJ would likely be the starter for well over half of the SEC teams anyway.
This is going to follow our team leader the rest of the season. Those in the booth can preface any statement about Marshall with "he's had his problems" as if to say this is who he is. We know it's just a way to relax and fit in with those close to you.
I advise anyone holding with 4.4 speed to jump out of their car and run like a mofo. Who's gonna stop him? Why is he running? Is he a super hero? Is a good citizen in need of help? Is it bees? He might be highly allergic...or just fearful of the po-po, after all, we've seen it before. And get rid of it. Sorry officer but I needed some air freshener for my smelly ride and I thought I passed a store a few miles back.
#winning =thinking on ones feet.
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After, reading this article, I think I agree with Marshall being at SEC Media Days. Makes sense.
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/marshall-media-days/ (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/marshall-media-days/)
News of Auburn quarterback Nick Marshall getting issued a citation on Friday for possession of marijuana of less than one ounce will hopefully be the last distraction that the Tigers have to face before their season opener Aug. 30 against Arkansas.
The timing of the unfortunately incident for the Tigers signal-caller isn’t the best. Marshall is one of three players scheduled to represent Auburn Monday at SEC Media Days in Birmingham, Alabama.
Now that another storyline has been added at the four-day media extravaganza, the best thing Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn can do is bring Marshall to Birmingham with him.
If Malzahn were to leave Marshall behind it would create yet another storyline, bring even more negative attention to the program and prolong the problem. Imagine if Texas A&M head coach Kevin Sumlin decided to leave Johnny Manziel in College Station last year for last year’s SEC Media Days.
The best thing for both Malzahn and Marshall to do is address the situation like adults which I’m sure they will do. Marshall needs to show maturity. He needs to stand up and own up to the mistake he made, accept the consequences, have a pro-active role in being part of the solution and move on.
Yes, standing up Monday, when the entire college football world is watching, listening and hanging onto every word, will be difficult for Marshall. If done properly though, Marshall could even turn the negative situation into a positive by being candid, forthright and gracious. The quicker Marshall faces the music, the quicker everybody will move on and the entire team can focus on the job at hand – winning football games.
In his first year as head coach, Malzahn stepped into a dire situation and resurrected a program from one of its worst seasons in school history. He did it with an unstoppable zone-read offense and masterful play calling that led to 12 wins.
Now in his second year on The Plains, Malzahn has hit some rough patches particularly in the last month. In the early part of June, sophomore defensive end Carl Lawson, coming off an impressive first year, had knee surgery. No indication has been give when he might return. On June 27, senior defensive back Jonathan Mincy was arrested for second degree marijuana possession. Then just two days after the Mincy arrest, former tight end Philip Lutzenkirchen, one of the more beloved players in recent Auburn history, was killed in a car crash. That was followed by the Marshall citation on Friday.
Auburn wide receiver Ricardo Louis took to twitter to keep things positive.
Malzahn and Marshall can easily bounce back from this rough stretch. Malzahn can show he is just as good as handling off the field situations as he is a play calling genius by bringing Marshall to Birmingham on Monday.
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After, reading this article, I think I agree with Marshall being at SEC Media Days. Makes sense.
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/marshall-media-days/ (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/marshall-media-days/)
I had rather Malzahn handle the questions himself than to have BOTH at the roast fielding questions. Take Jeff Whitaker-Snag's says we need some DTs.
Shon Coleman might be another good choice.
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It makes me laugh the way you on here quoting the prices of weed like you're snoop dogg or something. I guess you just an OG too?
Remind me again what it is that you know about me?
Oh...that's right...
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Remind me again what it is that you know about me?
Oh...that's right...
I think you were starting to make a few of us wonder - with your expert weed knowledge and all.
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I have a hard time believing that Nick had 8-9 grams of pot and didn't get arrested...
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I think you were starting to make a few of us wonder - with your expert weed knowledge and all.
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How did you find that picture of me?!
But, for super cereals, I'm not claiming to be some weed expert. It doesn't take a drug kingpin or west coast rapper to know what the cost of a gram is. It just gets tiring when people come sauntering into a thread with the equivalent of, "LULZ, wut? You're an attorney, why you actin' like Snoop Lion?"
Either disprove what I'm saying or GTFO...I don't have to offer up credentials to anyone in order for a statement to be accurate.
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I have a hard time believing that Nick had 8-9 grams of pot and didn't get arrested...
I don't know how Georgia operates, but I have heard of people being cited for possession in other states and not being arrested. According to questions people from Georgia have posted on Avvo, it appears that Georgia can cite people without arresting them:
http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/what-is-the-punishment-for-a-citation-for-possessi-859987.html (http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/what-is-the-punishment-for-a-citation-for-possessi-859987.html)
An attorney from Georgia has information on his website that begins with "Have You Been Arrested or Given A Citation for Possession of Marijuana in Georgia?":
http://www.dui.info/possession-of-marijuana-in-georgia (http://www.dui.info/possession-of-marijuana-in-georgia)
Technically, they can cite him for possession if it's just residue. However, if they did so, they're charging him under the same statute that is for possession of under an ounce. If you're suggesting that he can be cited under this statute but not arrested because it was just residue, then the officer would also have the discretion to cite him and not arrest him if it was 8-9 grams. Same statute, same discretion to arrest or cite.
Because they can technically cite him with possession for just residue, I don't know how much he had on him. But in my experience, most officers will charge you with possession of drug paraphernalia if it's just residue, and not possession of a controlled substance. This, in combination with the fact that news outlets keep quoting "8 or 9 grams," suggests to me that it was not mere residue.
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How did you find that picture of me?!
But, for super cereals, I'm not claiming to be some weed expert. It doesn't take a drug kingpin or west coast rapper to know what the cost of a gram is. It just gets tiring when people come sauntering into a thread with the equivalent of, "LULZ, wut? You're an attorney, why you actin' like Snoop Lion?"
Either disprove what I'm saying or GTFO...I don't have to offer up credentials to anyone in order for a statement to be accurate.
The cost of 8-9 grams for Kush is going to run around $100-$120 all day long. Again, not sure who you're buying your weed from, but you're getting F'd in the A if you're paying close to or more than $150 for 8-9 grams.
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I don't know how Georgia operates, but I have heard of people being cited for possession in other states and not being arrested. According to questions people from Georgia have posted on Avvo, it appears that Georgia can cite people without arresting them:
http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/what-is-the-punishment-for-a-citation-for-possessi-859987.html (http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/what-is-the-punishment-for-a-citation-for-possessi-859987.html)
An attorney from Georgia has information on his website that begins with "Have You Been Arrested or Given A Citation for Possession of Marijuana in Georgia?":
http://www.dui.info/possession-of-marijuana-in-georgia (http://www.dui.info/possession-of-marijuana-in-georgia)
Technically, they can cite him for possession if it's just residue. However, if they did so, they're charging him under the same statute that is for possession of under an ounce. If you're suggesting that he can be cited under this statute but not arrested because it was just residue, then the officer would also have the discretion to cite him and not arrest him if it was 8-9 grams. Same statute, same discretion to arrest or cite.
Because they can technically cite him with possession for just residue, I don't know how much he had on him. But in my experience, most officers will charge you with possession of drug paraphernalia if it's just residue, and not possession of a controlled substance. This, in combination with the fact that news outlets keep quoting "8 or 9 grams," suggests to me that it was not mere residue.
8-9 grams is more than "residue", especially when it was in a bag.
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The cost of 8-9 grams for Kush is going to run around $100-$120 all day long. Again, not sure who you're buying your weed from, but you're getting F'd in the A if you're paying close to or more than $150 for 8-9 grams.
There are plenty of marijuana forums on the interwebs in which people post the average price and quality of their weed, including here in Alabama. Feel free to peruse them if you don't believe me, but you are not getting high quality weed for $10 a gram unless you're out west, or unless you've got a dealer as a friend. Mids? Yes. But Kush? No.
And, as previously has been mentioned, the fact that you originally stated that 8-9 grams isn't enough to be tested severely casts a shadow of doubt as to whether you have any idea what you're talking about.
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8-9 grams is more than "residue", especially when it was in a bag.
Who said it was just residue?
All I'm pointing out is that I don't know for a fact how much he had on him. Some of you keep suggesting that because he was cited, and not arrested, then it had to be residue, not grams. That's not the case. If he's charged for possession for having residue, he's being charged under the same statute that he would have been charged under if he had 8-9 grams. If the officer has the discretion to not arrest him for possession because he had residue, then he has the discretion to not arrest him for possession because he had 8-9 grams.
Based on everything I've read and my knowledge from previous cases, it sounds like he had more than just residue. Maybe not...we'll know for sure when the facts come out, but my guess based on the facts presented so far is that he was in possession of more than residue.
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After, reading this article, I think I agree with Marshall being at SEC Media Days. Makes sense.
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/marshall-media-days/ (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/marshall-media-days/)
It's a Gus call and he'll be criticized either way. I hope he doesn't take him. Marshall is supposed to be the leader and his past makes this hurt more. BUT, this could've been much worse. I don't know what he's like but I do know he's still a kid. Kids do dumb things.
I believe he sits him. I'm guessing 2-3 games. But he prolly won't tell the media.
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The cost of 8-9 grams for Kush is going to run around $100-$120 all day long. Again, not sure who you're buying your weed from, but you're getting F'd in the A if you're paying close to or more than $150 for 8-9 grams.
Yeah, but it's good shit he's getting. He got it from a negro. He's probably high right now and doesn't even know it.
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Yeah, but it's good shit he's getting. He got it from a negro. He's probably high right now and doesn't even know it.
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There are plenty of marijuana forums on the interwebs in which people post the average price and quality of their weed, including here in Alabama. Feel free to peruse them if you don't believe me, but you are not getting high quality weed for $10 a gram unless you're out west, or unless you've got a dealer as a friend. Mids? Yes. But Kush? No.
And, as previously has been mentioned, the fact that you originally stated that 8-9 grams isn't enough to be tested severely casts a shadow of doubt as to whether you have any idea what you're talking about.
Can you sell me some? Your rate.
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It's a Gus call and he'll be criticized either way. I hope he doesn't take him. Marshall is supposed to be the leader and his past makes this hurt more. BUT, this could've been much worse. I don't know what he's like but I do know he's still a kid. Kids do dumb things.
I believe he sits him. I'm guessing 2-3 games. But he prolly won't tell the media.
I'm thinking he only sits one game, and that being the first.
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Who said it was just residue?
All I'm pointing out is that I don't know for a fact how much he had on him. Some of you keep suggesting that because he was cited, and not arrested, then it had to be residue, not grams. That's not the case. If he's charged for possession for having residue, he's being charged under the same statute that he would have been charged under if he had 8-9 grams. If the officer has the discretion to not arrest him for possession because he had residue, then he has the discretion to not arrest him for possession because he had 8-9 grams.
Based on everything I've read and my knowledge from previous cases, it sounds like he had more than just residue. Maybe not...we'll know for sure when the facts come out, but my guess based on the facts presented so far is that he was in possession of more than residue.
The citating officer is the one that said all he found was residue, about 8 or 9 grams.
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I'm thinking he only sits one game, and that being the first.
Samford game.
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The citating officer is the one that said all he found was residue, about 8 or 9 grams.
the stickiest of the icky
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I don't know how Georgia operates, but I have heard of people being cited for possession in other states and not being arrested. According to questions people from Georgia have posted on Avvo, it appears that Georgia can cite people without arresting them:
The municipality that I work for (in Alabama) has an ordinance that allows a UNTC to be written for POM 2nd and MIP. Of course, it is officer discretion. The way ours is written, it doesn't matter if it's only residue, or a few joints. As long as it would otherwise meet the criteria of POM 2nd, you can cite for it. As long as they sign the UNTC, they are free to go. It is similar to what Panama City and Tuscaloosa have .
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The citating officer is the one that said all he found was residue, about 8 or 9 grams.
8-9 grams isn't residue. That's like 5 decent joints. Residue would be like what is left in a pipe after smoking it .
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8-9 grams isn't residue. That's like 5 decent joints. Residue would be like what is left in a pipe after smoking it .
It's like dropping three chicken nuggets on the floor during lunch and claiming they're crumbs.
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Catch me with only 8-9 grams and I'm probably waiting for "the dude“ to bring me more.
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I thought you were just unmotivated but now I see why there is so much silliness and lethargy around the x. This thread is like an online course in pot. I have the feeling there are several on here that could write a dissertation on hydroponics or attic growing.
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I thought you were just unmotivated but now I see why there is so much silliness and lethargy around the x. This thread is like an online course in pot. I have the feeling there are several on here that could write a dissertation on hydroponics or attic growing.
I have purchased the pot a time or two from the pusher man.
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:oh:
The Reynolds, Ga., police chief said he had stern words for Auburn quarterback Nick Marshall after issuing a citation alleging he had marijuana in his car. Marshall was driving a purple Dodge Charger. He was stopped for having illegal tinted windows.
“I explained to Nick that I was really disappointed in him," Reynolds police chief Lonnie Holder told Channel 3 in Columbus, Ga.. "I told him that there are a million kids that look up to him. He is a role model whether he wants to be or not. I was disappointed that we have athletes out there doing that. I explained to him that we are not going to treat him any differently. I was disappointed in him. I hope he learns from his mistake and this puts him on the right path."
Chief holder said Marshall was somber and teary eyed.
“He was very regretful," Holder said. "He was very respectful. He was very apologetic. He seemed like he was disappointed in himself. He did get a little teary eyed as we had the conversation."
http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Police-chief-says-he-lectured-Auburn-QB-Nick-Marshall-29600576 (http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Police-chief-says-he-lectured-Auburn-QB-Nick-Marshall-29600576)
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:oh:
http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Police-chief-says-he-lectured-Auburn-QB-Nick-Marshall-29600576 (http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Police-chief-says-he-lectured-Auburn-QB-Nick-Marshall-29600576)
At least he didn't demand ice cream. Still doesn't excuse the lapse or lack of leadership. Makes me worry what's up in the lockerroom. But whatever. In a month, no one will care except the knob slobberers at CBS.
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Purple Charger? It's a damn REC plant, peoples!
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Legalize the shit already. Geez.
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8-9 grams isn't residue. That's like 5 decent joints. Residue would be like what is left in my ass crack after I wipe it .
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The citating officer is the one that said all he found was residue, about 8 or 9 grams.
Some articles said it was residue, others didn't. I don't believe any of them said that the officer stated it was only residue, that's just what they were reporting based on whatever information they had.
Assuming this new article that is quoting the police chief is correct, the police never said it was residue:
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/police_chief_says_teary-eyed_n.html (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/police_chief_says_teary-eyed_n.html)
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8-9 grams isn't residue. That's like 5 decent joints. Residue would be like what is left in a pipe after smoking it .
It's like dropping three chicken nuggets on the floor during lunch and claiming they're crumbs.
This would explain why Prowler's pot is so cheap...he's buying residue, and his dealer is telling him it's 8-9 grams.
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Can you sell me some? Your rate.
No. But I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who will blow you.
His name is Jumbo.
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Sounds like he had 1/4 ounce.
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Residue? Grams? An elbow? Who cares? Point is our senior returning leader of the "scary" offense was busted having enough reggie miller to roll several good ones. That's not the kind of thing you want to see from a dude in his position. Period.
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Residue? Grams? An elbow? Who cares? Point is our senior returning leader of the "scary" offense was busted having enough reggie miller to roll several good ones. That's not the kind of thing you want to see from a dude in his position. Period.
You're absolutely right. Now pass the dam funyons.
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C.J. Uzomah replaces Marshall at Media Days
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/gus_malzahn_replaces_nick_mars.html#incart_2box (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/gus_malzahn_replaces_nick_mars.html#incart_2box)
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C.J. Uzomah replaces Marshall at Media Days
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/gus_malzahn_replaces_nick_mars.html#incart_2box (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/gus_malzahn_replaces_nick_mars.html#incart_2box)
Punishment served
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C.J. Uzomah replaces Marshall at Media Days
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/gus_malzahn_replaces_nick_mars.html#incart_2box (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/gus_malzahn_replaces_nick_mars.html#incart_2box)
Punishment served
I would think punishment would be having to go to media days and have to be around all rednecks bammer gear?
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Residue? Grams? An elbow? Who cares? Point is our senior returning leader of the "scary" offense was busted having enough reggie miller to roll several good ones. That's not the kind of thing you want to see from a dude in his position. Period.
It should be legal. I'm not worried about this at all.
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It should be legal. I'm not worried about this at all.
Seconded
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It should be legal. I'm not worried about this at all.
Seconded
(https://spinachinourteeth.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/head-in-the-sand.jpg)
How's the view?
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(https://spinachinourteeth.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/head-in-the-sand.jpg)
How's the view?
Better than yours.
(http://piggington.com/files/images/high_horse_0.preview.jpg)
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Better than yours.
(http://piggington.com/files/images/high_horse_0.preview.jpg)
:popcorn:
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Better than yours.
(http://piggington.com/files/images/high_horse_0.preview.jpg)
How did that horse get so high?
Weed.
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(http://prairiefirenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/your_high_horse_iii_ordey112411.jpg)
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(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liff8qoT2C1qg1skso1_500.jpg)
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(http://global3.memecdn.com/rmx-high-horse_fb_362094.jpg)
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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Nick Marshall: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Nick Marshall: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
I don't think he could speak that plainly with all of those Cheetos stuffed in his mouth.
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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Nick Marshall: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Police Officer: "Sir, your eyes look red, have you been smoking marijuana?"
Nick Marshall: "Well sir, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
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What do Nick Marshall and a stoner have in common?
They both get blitzed.
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It should be legal. I'm not worried about this at all.
Seconded
Thirded
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Where can I find the image stills of Alabama and Georgia players being placed in handcuffs?
Because this one popped up today:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bsni0gwCQAA2Gge.jpg)
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Un-fucking-believable...
But for real...Marshall has gained some weight...he looks damn good in those cuffs...
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Un-fucking-believable...
But for real...Marshall has gained some weight...he looks damn good in those cuffs...
You're gonna' get VV all hot and bothered. He loves a guy in cuffs.
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Nice dodge.
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Nice dodge.
It's purple.
Obviously from when LSU was recruiting him...
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Nice dodge.
Plus, he got his windows tinted over by that Hot Wheels place.
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Plus, he got his windows tinted over by that Hot Wheels place.
Which tinted his windows to an illegal tint...fuck the REC...
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Nice dodge.
The best thing about it is the wing...
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So was he arrested or just written a ticket?
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So was he arrested or just written a ticket?
Written a ticket
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Our players only get their Chargers from legitimate car dealer boosters.
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Where can I find the image stills of Alabama and Georgia players being placed in handcuffs?
Because this one popped up today:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bsni0gwCQAA2Gge.jpg)
I'll say it. Simi-Keen.
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The tint problem here was the tint of the driver.
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The tint problem here was the tint of the driver.
Statistically speaking, you just can't trust him.
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Statistically speaking, you just can't trust him.
What statistics might that be?
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The tint problem here was the tint of the driver.
Hard to escape the taint of the tint
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Hard to escape the taint of the tint
And depending on the woman, the tint of the taint.
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Btw, Marshall wasn't among the Auburn group to attend the ESPYs...that's going a little overboard, in the punishment department, IMO.
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Btw, Marshall wasn't among the Auburn group to attend the ESPYs...that's going a little overboard, in the punishment department, IMO.
Punishment served!
Time to hone accuracy and prepare to hang 40+ on Bileima.
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Btw, Marshall wasn't among the Auburn group to attend the ESPYs...that's going a little overboard, in the punishment department, IMO.
Why did he deserve to be there?
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Why did he deserve to be there?
I'm thinking he is the first QB to return to direct Malzahns record setting gimmicky offense while up for OBrien and Heisman, awould-be friend of Drake and role model for those that scruggle.
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I'm thinking he is the first QB to return to direct Malzahns record setting gimmicky offense while up for OBrien and Heisman, awould-be friend of Drake and role model for those that scruggle.
Well for all those who look up to him let this be a lesson. Whatever your thoughts on the legality of the plant known scientifically as "sticky icky" it is far and away the easiest thing to get caught with. If you have decent green it can be smelled from outside the vehicle sometimes, much less when you get stopped for illegal tint and have to roll your window down. When you combine that with being in the state of GEORGIA, were you can count on most asshole traffic cops being UGA fans AND your teammate got arrested for doing exactly the same damn thing..... Consequences. In this case consequences for rock stupid decision making. But none the less I think its a fine lesson to teach the youngsters.
You do something dumb + you get caught = bad things happen (no matter what)
The no matter what is important. It doesn't matter if its fair, if you agree with it, if the rest of your community agrees with it, if you really do mostly good things or God forgave you. The next lesson youngsters need to learn is once you've done that and suffered the consequences it is possible to go back and live your life again just be aware that negative consequences tend to be cumulative.
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Well for all those who look up to him let this be a lesson. Whatever your thoughts on the legality of the plant known scientifically as "sticky icky" it is far and away the easiest thing to get caught with. If you have decent green it can be smelled from outside the vehicle sometimes, much less when you get stopped for illegal tint and have to roll your window down. When you combine that with being in the state of GEORGIA, were you can count on most asshole traffic cops being UGA fans AND your teammate got arrested for doing exactly the same damn thing..... Consequences. In this case consequences for rock stupid decision making. But none the less I think its a fine lesson to teach the youngsters.
You do something dumb + you get caught = bad things happen (no matter what)
The no matter what is important. It doesn't matter if its fair, if you agree with it, if the rest of your community agrees with it, if you really do mostly good things or God forgave you. The next lesson youngsters need to learn is once you've done that and suffered the consequences it is possible to go back and live your life again just be aware that negative consequences tend to be cumulative.
I doubt our young QB is kicking himself for any other reason than getting caught due to the tint on his vehicle.
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I doubt our young QB is kicking himself for any other reason than getting caught due to the tint on his vehicle.
Perfect. As long as he knows that it's his fault and it has consequences it's fine. I don't agree with all the laws rules and regulations we are subject to but I'm firmly aware of the solid fact that if I break them and I get caught there are negative consequences and it's my fault.
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I doubt our young QB is kicking himself for any other reason than getting caught due to the tint on his vehicle.
I don't like tint so dark that you can't see through it. I do like tint. I've had troubles with skin cancer and a lot of exposure is in the car.
One big prob I have is that the lice can make the tint on their patrol cars as dark as they want and troopers won't give them tickets. I don't think city vehicles should knowingly be allowed to break the law. But, that may just be my hatred for pigs in general that causes me to feel that way. I do not know.
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I don't like tint so dark that you can't see through it. I do like tint. I've had troubles with skin cancer and a lot of exposure is in the car.
One big prob I have is that the lice can make the tint on their patrol cars as dark as they want and troopers won't give them tickets. I don't think city vehicles should knowingly be allowed to break the law. But, that may just be my hatred for pigs in general that causes me to feel that way. I do not know.
I read your posts in Mitch Hedberg's voice. It makes them funny.
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Why did he deserve to be there?
He threw the ball to Ricardo Louis...which was up for an ESPY.
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He threw the ball to Ricardo Louis...which was up for an ESPY.
Let's call it like it is. He threw a bad pass that was tipped up by the defenders, and Louis just happened to make a catch that by all definitions was luck. That's why it was so named "The miracle at Jordan Hare". Now don't get me wrong, I will take it seven days out of seven. However, I can remember how pissed I was when he made the pass to begin with.
Now let's fast forward to the present. He has just been pulled over and cited for possesion of a green/brown plant like material believed to be marijuana. Now please tell me again how he deserves to be at the ESPY awards.
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Let's call it like it is. He threw a bad pass that was tipped up by the defenders, and Louis just happened to make a catch that by all definitions was luck. That's why it was so named "The miracle at Jordan Hare". Now don't get me wrong, I will take it seven days out of seven. However, I can remember how pissed I was when he made the pass to begin with.
Now let's fast forward to the present. He has just been pulled over and cited for possesion of a green/brown plant like material believed to be marijuana. Now please tell me again how he deserves to be at the ESPY awards.
Which is the reason why he wasn't at the ESPYs...Punishment, brutal punishment.
As for calling it like it is, I agree...but, he was part of the equation. Sammie Coates wasn't part of either equations.
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Which is the reason why he wasn't at the ESPYs...Punishment, brutal punishment.
As for calling it like it is, I agree...but, he was part of the equation. Sammie Coates wasn't part of either equations.
There were nine other people involved with that play as well. Does he take them all? Honestly had he not just had his off the field issue then yes he probably would have been there and should have been there.
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I think you take a sampling of your team's personality and our QB would likely be present. I don't necessarily think it's earned or deserved. But in my mind his absence both protected and punished him so he would get what he "deserved."
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I think you take a sampling of your team's personality and our QB would likely be present. I don't necessarily think it's earned or deserved. But in my mind his absence both protected and punished him so he would get what he "deserved."
Maybe this is some of the behind the scenes punishment he is getting as a result. Now Gus can have a public punishment, and add in there that there was some in the house as well.
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Maybe this is some of the behind the scenes punishment he is getting as a result. Now Gus can have a public punishment, and add in there that there was some in the house as well.
WTF for? Just counsel him and show him how this as well as any other negative incidences affect the perception others will have of him for any future endeavor.
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WTF for? Just counsel him and show him how this as well as any other negative incidences affect the perception others will have of him for any future endeavor.
The NCAA for one, and the general public.
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The fair is in town so the teacher planned a field trip for the class on Friday. On the Wednesday before, the teacher caught little Johnny trying to feel up Mary Jane behind the big oak tree on the playground. She sent little Johnny to the principal's office. The principal decided as punishment, he would call little Johnny's parents about the incident and not let little Johnny go to the fair with his classmates.
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The fair is in town so the teacher planned a field trip for the class on Friday. On the Wednesday before, the teacher caught little Johnny trying to feel up Mary Jane behind the big oak tree on the playground. She sent little Johnny to the principal's office. The principal decided as punishment, he would call little Johnny's parents about the incident and not let little Johnny go to the fair with his classmates.
The 2014 version, its the teacher who is feeling up little Johnny.
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So everybody is all upset because Marshall got a ticket?
So every kid on the team that gets pulled over and cited for speeding will now be punished?
Was it smart? No. But was it an arrest? No!
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I read your posts in Mitch Hedberg's voice. It makes them funny.
Read smooth_operator's post in an Early Cuyler voice. Even funnier.
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So everybody is all upset because Marshall got a ticket?
So every kid on the team that gets pulled over and cited for speeding will now be punished?
Was it smart? No. But was it an arrest? No!
I agree that it was not the smartest thing he has ever done, and it was in fact just a citation. But if he did have the marijuana as claimed by the officer then what are the chances that he would have a positive drug screen? If he did have a positive drug screening, then what would he be looking at from the NCAA?
http://blog.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/2012/03/ncaa_drug-testing_policies_sus.html (http://blog.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/2012/03/ncaa_drug-testing_policies_sus.html)
"The NCAA takes a two-pronged approach, conducting year-round, random drug testing at member institutions throughout the country and supplementing that with random drug testing at all national championships in Division I and II sports. Primarily aimed at detecting usage of performance-enhancing drugs and masking agents — but also able to detect street drugs — violating athletes receive a one-year suspension upon verification of the test results, Mary Wilfert, the NCAA’s associate director of health and safety, said Tuesday."
Also
https://www.ncaa.org/sites/default/files/6.%20DRUG%20POLICIES_6%2018-13.pdf (https://www.ncaa.org/sites/default/files/6.%20DRUG%20POLICIES_6%2018-13.pdf)
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The fair is in town so the teacher planned a field trip for the class on Friday. On the Wednesday before, the teacher caught little Johnny trying to feel up Mary Jane behind the big oak tree on the playground. She sent little Johnny to the principal's office. The principal decided as punishment, he would call little Johnny's parents about the incident and not let little Johnny go to the fair with his classmates.
Is there an "unlike" button for shit like this?
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Read smooth_operator's post in an Early Cuyler voice. Even funnier.
You are entitled to your opinion, sir. But I would say that you wouldn't know funny if it jumped up and bit you in your ass. smooth_operator's material doesn't approach the wit that I naturally exude.
Don't get me wrong. Your post didn't piss me off. I don't give a fuck what you think about my material as compared to smooth_operator. I know that my catalog can stand on its on and as I said, it doesn't bother me at all what you think. It doesn't piss me off. Fuck it. I carry a .38.
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The 2014 version, its the teacher who is feeling up little Johnny.
And the teacher is a dude. Iffin were being genuine 2014.
Murica!
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You are entitled to your opinion, sir. But I would say that you wouldn't know funny if it jumped up and bit you in your ass. smooth_operator's material doesn't approach the wit that I naturally exude.
Don't get me wrong. Your post didn't piss me off. I don't give a fuck what you think about my material as compared to smooth_operator. I know that my catalog can stand on its on and as I said, it doesn't bother me at all what you think. It doesn't piss me off. Fuck it. I carry a .38.
The Mitch Hedberg thing didn't work. :(
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The Mitch Hedberg thing didn't work. :(
Queer.
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The Mitch Hedberg thing didn't work. :(
suNAP!!!
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Is there an "unlike" button for shit like this?
The day started out so good. I had a good night's sleep. I had a good BM. Don't make Snags choke a bitch.
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The day started out so good. I had a good night's sleep. I had a good BM. Don't make Snags choke a bitch.
You most certainly do have a good Body Mass. You muscled up freak, you.
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You most certainly do have a good Body Mass. You muscled up freak, you.
Gotta' go do my WOD
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Anyway, he didn't get to go to the ESPYs due to his punishment, like I originally stated.