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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on July 02, 2014, 05:49:44 AM

Title: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Saniflush on July 02, 2014, 05:49:44 AM
Before Compuserve and AOL were obsolete.

Before Chizad was downloading miniature horse porn illegally.

Before Tiger Wench had been bred the first time.

Before anyone cared about sleepless nights in the wiregrass.

Before Jumbo got his boobs.

Before all of this and much more there was AUDJ who traversed the world of sketchy internet friendom with Weskie and myself.  Grew up in the gump and rocked the airwaves there for a while. Also tried to impregnate a floor at the Travel Lodge in Opelika if memory serves.
Everyone please welcome him and treat him like he's been here for years....You know, like shit.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: wesfau2 on July 02, 2014, 08:35:14 AM
The man...

The myth...

The legend.

Jeezus, what a blast from the past.  Shit has gotten fancier since the Geek's Brain, but the sentiments remain coarse as ever.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 02, 2014, 11:10:16 AM
Any friend of you two... is just another fucking asshole for me to put up with. Like this place needs more of those.

Fabulous.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: GH2001 on July 02, 2014, 11:12:39 AM
Also tried to impregnate a floor at the Travel Lodge in Opelika if memory serves.

Sounds like a pretty upstanding fella.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2014, 12:35:21 PM
Great intro but so far the act suxx.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: djsimp on July 02, 2014, 12:47:44 PM
Two questions:

1) Does AUdj have 17 kids?

2) Do we get free house party music?
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 01:19:57 PM
Good grief....way to build me up way too much.  How the hell am I supposed to live up to this hype?

I can neither confirm not deny ever staying at a travel lodge....much less violating the floor.  I guarantee if I did....it was the best 1 1/2 minute that floor has EVER had.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 01:20:52 PM
Two questions:

1) Does AUdj have 17 kids?

2) Do we get free house party music?

1)  Not that I know of

2)  I've retired, but I'll be happy to bust out the vinyl from time to time if needed
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 01:22:04 PM
The man...

The myth...

The legend.

Jeezus, what a blast from the past.  Shit has gotten fancier since the Geek's Brain, but the sentiments remain coarse as ever.

This is pretty fancy.  Where did 2003 go?
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 02, 2014, 01:22:52 PM
Good grief....way to build me up way too much.  How the hell am I supposed to live up to this hype?

I can neither confirm not deny ever staying at a travel lodge....much less violating the floor.  I guarantee if I did....it was the best 1 1/2 minute that floor has EVER had.
There was a smattering of applause. I think you should immediately start some Gap Band before they turn on you. Welcome! :bar:
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 01:25:27 PM
Any friend of you two... is just another fucking asshole for me to put up with. Like this place needs more of those.

Fabulous.

At least I know now these guys haven't changed a bit
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 01:26:23 PM
There was a smattering of applause. I think you should immediately start some Gap Band before they turn on you. Welcome! :bar:

Thank you, I'll take anything I can get!
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 02, 2014, 01:28:00 PM
Welcome and shit.  Don't you dare try and take JBKJ's place here either.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 01:45:19 PM
Welcome and shit.  Don't you dare try and take JBKJ's place here either.

Thank you.  Evidently, according to Wes and Sani, as long as JBKJ isn't the resident floor humper, they have nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AWK on July 02, 2014, 01:49:25 PM
What kind of a bumfuckshit town is this?
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Saniflush on July 02, 2014, 01:56:37 PM
Thank you.  Evidently, according to Wes and Sani, as long as JBKJ isn't the resident floor humper, they have nothing to worry about.

You should brush up on the high water mark.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0)
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 02, 2014, 02:08:26 PM
Welcome fucker!
Post often!
Prayers lifted!
You and your dog need to report to Jumbo stat!

I think that about covers a greeting.  Did I miss anything?
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: djsimp on July 02, 2014, 02:10:44 PM
Welcome fucker!
Post often!
Prayers lifted!
You and your dog need to report to Jumbo stat!

I think that about covers a greeting.  Did I miss anything?

Jim?
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2014, 02:22:29 PM
Welcome dj.  Hope to see you at the X golf outing....wait....the SECCG tailga.....umm...hold on.....




post often
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 02, 2014, 02:57:22 PM
You should brush up on the high water mark.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0)

good times
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Saniflush on July 02, 2014, 03:03:08 PM
good times

Indeed.  I'm thinking we need to troll some site to get some more of their ilk over here over the next couple of months.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 02, 2014, 03:09:31 PM
good times

Token truly became one of us that day...
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: GH2001 on July 02, 2014, 04:11:14 PM

I can neither confirm not deny ever staying at a travel lodge....much less violating the floor.  I guarantee if I did....it was the best 1 1/2 minute that floor has EVER had.

I would confirm.

You'll fit in better here.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2014, 04:19:41 PM
good times
Bird knows
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 06:04:20 PM
You should brush up on the high water mark.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0)

This thread was a true work of art.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: AUdj on July 02, 2014, 06:06:02 PM
Thanks for the welome.  War Damn Eagle and have a great July 4th.  I'm heading down to sweet home Alabama for the weekend.  I have to get out of here often to keep my sanity and peep the talent that only southern women have.
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: The Prowler on July 02, 2014, 06:08:57 PM
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Welcome DJ
Title: Re: AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2014, 09:49:19 AM
A lot a fanfare, and I am yet to be impressed.  Entertain me... dance monkey....dance.