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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on May 23, 2014, 09:40:38 AM
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Can't be real...can it?
Even if this is purely fictitious, it's comedy gold.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel (http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel)
(http://htmlimg3.scribdassets.com/i321fkbsw3t0a3u/images/1-6be80f3a7e.jpg)
(http://htmlimg2.scribdassets.com/i321fkbsw3t0a3u/images/2-6fbe872b07.jpg)
(http://htmlimg2.scribdassets.com/i321fkbsw3t0a3u/images/3-4f3f3b5784.jpg)
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Samantha Schacher is Co-Host on 'Dr Drew On Call' on HLN.
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Jurdureon Clowney has a nine inch penis?
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By the way, this is who filed the suit.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1836923/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1836923/)
(http://www.samanthaschacher.com/Samantha_Schacher/BIO_files/Sam_2013_HEADSHOT.jpg)
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/-rMAq5babd-M/TGm4dD99xoI/AAAAAAAAABQ/qGD1MuTAjog/Tara4503.jpg)
(http://www.laweekly.com/imager/pieces-of-ass-the-fonda-theatre/b/slideshow/2730739/ccd0/8686331.0.jpg)
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Her "address" is CNN studios in Atlanta.
The original dupe who put this out should have done half a second of research.
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BREAKING: Johnny Manziel sued for sexual harassment; plaintiff seeks $25 million http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel (http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel) …
He needs to be ridiculed unmercifully.
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That address is also the address for the CNN center where HLN is part of the Turner Broadcasting Network. So if it is a joke it is pretty elaborate and well thought out.
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Her "address" is CNN studios in Atlanta.
The original dupe who put this out should have done half a second of research.
Darren Heitner ✔ @DarrenHeitner
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BREAKING: Johnny Manziel sued for sexual harassment; plaintiff seeks $25 million http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel (http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel) …
He needs to be ridiculed unmercifully.
Yeah CNN center owned by Turner Broadcasting, also owner of the HLN network which is were the girl works for, as co host with Dr. Drew.
So I would say the opposite actually.
Sounds to me more like a jilted ex who got pissed at Johnny and wanted to embarrass him.
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I know one thing, putting "a hotdog bun between his penis" had to hurt like hell!
I mean how do you get that much bread up your dick hole?
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It has been confirmed that the lawsuit is real and was filed in federal court.
Obviously, the allegations are hilariously made up. It seems unlikely that Samantha Schacher actually filed the suit.
Lawyers, do you have to confirm you are who you say you are to file a suit?
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I know one thing, putting "a hotdog bun between his penis" had to hurt like hell!
I mean how do you get that much bread up your dick hole?
Google meatotomy.
Or don't.
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Google meatotomy.
Or don't.
Good God, man. How would you know this?
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Lawyers, do you have to confirm you are who you say you are to file a suit?
Yes, it has always been my experience in federal proceedings that the plaintiff must take a DNA test and bring a photo I.d.
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Good God, man. How would you know this?
College, man. Experimental times.
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That shit is funny...
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Good God, man. How would you know this?
Don't act like you didn't.
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College, man. Experimental times.
You experimented by sucking one of these?
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You experimented by sucking one of these?
Gross, man. No.
By splitting my dick nearly in half starting at the pee-hole and hollowing it out so that another man can put his penis inside mine like a snake eating another snake.
Don't be a sicko.
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I know one thing, putting "a hotdog bun between his penis" had to hurt like hell!
I mean how do you get that much bread up your dick hole?
"Nick, The Dick"!
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@SamSchacher
It's 100% a hoax people, the serial filer's name is Jonathan Lee Riches: http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports (http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports) …
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On a separate note this was on TMZ's site ... :classic:
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@SamSchacher
It's 100% a hoax people, the serial filer's name is Jonathan Lee Riches: http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports (http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports) …
Who cares. Still funny.
If I saw a pic of you on your knees slobbing VV, I would laugh at that too.
Who cares is its not re.....hmmm. Never mind.
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Obligatory "doesn't matter, had sex"