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Title: Alabama Softball
Post by: Kaos on May 23, 2014, 12:07:56 AM
Turned on SportsCenter and instead found Alabama playing Nebraska in softball. 

Never seen an uglier group of cows masquerading as "women" in my life as there are on the Alabama roster.  90% of them look like pudgy pie-faced, stump-legged dwarves.  The ones that aren't dwarfish and bloated have hillbilly mountain-boy faces. Jesus Hoozah, these are some ugly ass girls. 

They're a pack of buffalo hogs. 
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: The Prowler on May 23, 2014, 02:08:12 AM
They use the same steroids as the football team.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Kaos on May 23, 2014, 09:41:44 AM
Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 

(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/131/1314126.jpg)

About average for this waddling wad of meat bags. 
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Saniflush on May 23, 2014, 10:03:27 AM
Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 

(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/131/1314126.jpg)

About average for this waddling wad of meat bags.

All I know is that dyke can play!
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: CCTAU on May 23, 2014, 10:35:16 AM
I think there is one chick (daughter of an ex NFL player) that looks normal.

They don't pick them for their beauty. And they are not much fun to watch.

When I think of women's softball, I like to think they all look like Jennie Finch.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 23, 2014, 11:44:31 AM
Kaos, Imus and Charles Barkley need to start a morning radio show together. "We Hate Fat Chicks in the Morning".
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: DnATL on May 23, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
The secret to their success is that they arrive at the plate with a 2-0 count
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: The Six on May 23, 2014, 01:55:15 PM
If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Saniflush on May 23, 2014, 02:26:17 PM
If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.

Only if they had tomatoes.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2014, 02:34:52 PM
I know 2-3 years back, the Woo Piggies took the pics of our Tiger Paws and had a field day with them.  Actually pretty funny stuff.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Godfather on May 23, 2014, 03:00:08 PM
I know 2-3 years back, the Woo Piggies took the pics of our Tiger Paws and had a field day with them.  Actually pretty funny stuff.
Funny like ha ha? How was it funny? Did it amuse you?
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2014, 04:05:30 PM
Funny like ha ha? How was it funny? Did it amuse you?

Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2014, 04:11:51 PM
 It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Kaos on May 23, 2014, 04:26:10 PM
If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.

If my daughter looked like a dead water buffalo that laid in the searing heat of the savannah for three days, or if she looked like there had been an eighth dwarf, Skeezy, who got busy with a comatose Snow White or if she looked like the banjo boy from Deliverance had mated with Sissy Spacek, then I'd just have to suffer whatever abuse somebody decided to dish. 

I'll seek counseling when you seek a penis
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2014, 04:35:04 PM
If my daughter looked like a dead water buffalo that laid in the searing heat of the savannah for three days, or if she looked like there had been an eighth dwarf, Skeezy, who got busy with a comatose Snow White or if she looked like the banjo boy from Deliverance had mated with Sissy Spacek, then I'd just have to suffer whatever abuse somebody decided to dish. 

I'll seek counseling when you seek a penis

I'm fine with you just buying a monitor and shipping it to me.  I'll PM my address.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 23, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/131/1314126.jpg)
I bet she wears the kind of underwear that has a dick hole in the front.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: The Prowler on May 23, 2014, 10:42:30 PM
Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 

(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/131/1314126.jpg)

About average for this waddling wad of meat bags.

(http://cdn.grumpycats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Grumpy-Cat-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: chityeah on May 23, 2014, 11:02:10 PM
Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 

(http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/131/1314126.jpg)

About average for this waddling wad of meat bags.
  She'd do me.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: RWS on May 25, 2014, 02:18:42 PM
If she could gain about another 100 pounds, she would be Prowler's type of woman.
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: The Prowler on May 25, 2014, 03:56:49 PM
If she could gain about another 100 pounds, she would be Prowler's type of woman.
And?
Title: Re: Alabama Softball
Post by: DnATL on May 25, 2014, 07:42:44 PM
If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.
If my daughter looked like a dead water buffalo that laid in the searing heat of the savannah for three days, or if she looked like there had been an eighth dwarf, Skeezy, who got busy with a comatose Snow White or if she looked like the banjo boy from Deliverance had mated with Sissy Spacek, then I'd just have to suffer whatever abuse somebody decided to dish. 

I'll seek counseling when you seek a penis
I think the ridicule is more for the "Tide" aspect, than just the "Roll"s alone