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Title: Athlon can suck it
Post by: Kaos on May 09, 2014, 12:49:22 PM
FSU 1
Bama 2

Auburn 6

If Notre dame had the same starters returning that we do they'd be number one until they lose five games. Same with Oklahoma. Or even the turds. They don't have a QB. Their offense has a pitiful OL and the defense lost some key players. And they're 2. Yep.

Got to prove it again
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 12:57:11 PM
The #6 for us doesn't surprise me but Bama being automatically put up there is....oh what the hell.  It's business as usual.  I've seen them #1 in another poll.

I understand our ranking.  No problem with it.  We have a killer schedule this year with adding a trip to KSU, replacing a shitty UT with a top 10 USCe and our last two games against UGA and UAT on the road.  Plus, I think the rest of the country still thinks we "got lucky" last year.  Hell, we did to an extent but you don't win championships without some luck. 
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2014, 03:14:47 PM
It's business as usual. Quite frankly, because I like being like Frank, I could not care much less. How does it matter? We take care of our business and let the chips fall. We do what we're capable of and we can play for it all again next year, quite possibly in a rematch.
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: AUChizad on May 09, 2014, 03:24:35 PM
It's a little less troublesome considering 4 teams get in and the head-to-heads should, for the most part, sort out at least a top 4.

But it's still an unfair advantage that "because they're Alabama" is enough of an excuse for a team in complete re-build mode with a 3* backup transfer QB to justify Number Fucking 2 in the country.

Meanwhile we truly are in the rare returning & reloading year, and we get bumped down four spots from where we ended last year? Irrational. Swap us and Bama and that list makes sense and is based on SOME logic besides "Well, but Saban."
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2014, 03:29:09 PM
It's a little less troublesome considering 4 teams get in and the head-to-heads should, for the most part, sort out at least a top 4.

But it's still an unfair advantage that "because they're Alabama" is enough of an excuse for a team in complete re-build mode with a 3* backup transfer QB to justify Number fudgeing 2 in the country.

Meanwhile we truly are in the rare returning & reloading year, and we get bumped down four spots from where we ended last year? Irrational. Swap us and Bama and that list makes sense and is based on SOME logic besides "Well, but Saban."
My question is, why is anyone even talking about it? Are we really even surprised? I doubt it. I just won't buy their stupid mullet wrapper. There isn't any justification for it, other than they know that maybe it will sell more mags.
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 03:46:02 PM
My question is, why is anyone even talking about it? Are we really even surprised? I doubt it. I just won't buy their stupid mullet wrapper. There isn't any justification for it, other than they know that maybe it will sell more mags.

Because we're bored and GF won't let us post porn.
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2014, 03:52:45 PM
Because we're bored and GF won't let us post porn.
What's odd is that he asked me to email him naked pics of myself but I can't post them on here. They're all flaccid pics of course but it's some of my better shots that I would love to share.
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: Saniflush on May 09, 2014, 03:56:15 PM
What's odd is that he asked me to email him naked pics of myself but I can't post them on here. They're all flaccid pics of course but it's some of my better shots that I would love to share.

That's hawt!

(http://www.asmyjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/amj_gramma.jpg)
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2014, 04:14:05 PM
That's hawt!

(http://www.asmyjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/amj_gramma.jpg)
The scale is actually pretty accurate in this depiction.
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 04:30:11 PM
The scale is actually pretty accurate in this depiction.

You've got a tumor looking knot sticking out the side of your man junk?
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2014, 04:31:00 PM
You've got a tumor looking knot sticking out the side of your man junk?
You definitely would know.
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 04:34:37 PM
You definitely would know.

That thing hurts too.  You need to get down to the clinic and get that thing lopped off.
Title: Re: Athlon can suck it
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2014, 07:38:16 PM
You've got a tumor looking knot sticking out the side of your man junk?
Like me, his dick is so big that it has its own dick - and his dick's dick is bigger than your dick.