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Title: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 12:45:37 PM
Hey, if you don't like em'....I have a solution.  from the foxynewz.kum

Authorities say a northeast Florida woman who didn't like her neighbors had their mobile home demolished.

According to an arrest report, Ana Maria Moreta Folch of St. Augustine told a heavy equipment operator that she owned the trailer and wanted it and its septic tank destroyed.

The Florida Times-Union reports that St. Johns County Sheriff's deputies were called when the trailer's real owner arrived Monday and found the demolition underway.

The arrest report says Moreta Folch wanted the trailer bulldozed because she thought its occupants were unsavory and she suspected they had broken into her car.

According to the police report obtained by FoxNews.com,  Moreta Folch admitted to police that she did not own the property and allegedly said she did the neighborhood a favor by removing the mobile home.

Thomas Masters, the person who was hired to destroy the home, told authorities that Moreta Folch provided a key to the property. He said she hired him to demolish the mobile home and haul it away.

Moreta Folch was charged with criminal mischief, a third-degree felony. She was released Wednesday on $10,000 bail. Jail records did not show whether she had an attorney.
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Saniflush on May 09, 2014, 01:34:36 PM
Yes.  This woman appears wholly qualified to determine unsavoriness!

(http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/met_AnaMoretaFolch050814.jpg)
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2014, 02:41:47 PM
You know you thought this immediately too...
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
Yes.  This woman appears wholly qualified to determine unsavoriness!

(http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/met_AnaMoretaFolch050814.jpg)
But, would you hit it?
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 03:37:50 PM
But, would you hit it?

With a baseball bat
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Saniflush on May 09, 2014, 03:45:07 PM
But, would you hit it?

With fire....Two times.
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2014, 04:08:29 PM
With fire....Two times.
Kill it....kill it
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 04:11:32 PM
But, would you hit it?

With a bag full of quarters
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2014, 04:25:04 PM
But, would you hit it?
Not even with Snaggles dick.
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2014, 04:36:50 PM
Well, she looks like she'd be up for getting nasty with it. Droopy women need love too. I bet she'd let you take it from behind. I'd start down at her ankles and come all the way up to her knees to start licking them titties.
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2014, 04:37:54 PM
Not even with Snaggles dick.

As I walked towards her, I unzipped my pants, letting my massive member spring forth knocking over a desk lamp.  Okay, a bottle of white out.
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2014, 10:00:28 PM
As I walked towards her, I unzipped my pants, letting my massive member spring forth knocking over a desk lamp.  Okay, a bottle of white out.

Dude. Leave the smut writing to the experts.
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: DnATL on May 10, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Not even with Snaggles dick.
Poor Snaggle, last time his balls slapped against a chin was when his wife hit an Oriental with her purse
Title: Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 10, 2014, 12:00:29 PM
Poor Snaggle, last time his balls slapped against a chin was when his wife hit an Oriental with her purse
  :kimclap: