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Title: New College Football League in India
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 07, 2014, 10:08:56 PM
http://www.efli.com/season2/news-and-media/item/216-efli_announces_university_teams_and_uniform_preview (http://www.efli.com/season2/news-and-media/item/216-efli_announces_university_teams_and_uniform_preview)

I think I'll root for the Lovely Profesional University Tigers.  War Damn Lovely Profesional University Tigers!
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2014, 10:16:19 PM
What division are the Bangalore Convenience Store Clerks in?
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: AUJarhead on May 07, 2014, 10:19:53 PM
What division are the Bangalore Convenience Store Clerks in?

Are they the rivals of the Hyderabad Cab Drivers?
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Saniflush on May 08, 2014, 06:57:50 AM
From the "we got too damn much money" category.

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Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 08, 2014, 08:52:22 AM
Can't wait to see the cheers they come up with for Lakshmi Narain College of Technology.
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 08, 2014, 11:45:08 AM
Dem locker rooms gonna be smellin mighty bad.  :haha: :haha:
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: djsimp on May 08, 2014, 12:21:19 PM
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Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: djsimp on May 08, 2014, 12:23:18 PM
Live scrimmage

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Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: AUownsU on May 08, 2014, 12:48:25 PM
Wonder how eligibility works over there and if they have any foreign exchange programs? Even at 35 I know I could flat out dominate over there, become a national sports hero, and be adored by all the young Indian coeds.
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: CCTAU on May 08, 2014, 12:49:43 PM
And after the game we will all meet at the DQ for a $5 buck lunch.
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 08, 2014, 02:42:11 PM
A place Jake can turn pro. (back up)
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: AUChizad on May 08, 2014, 03:49:44 PM
Everyone has shit your pants speed (or maybe it's the vindaloo curry).
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 08, 2014, 07:19:40 PM
Wonder how eligibility works over there and if they have any foreign exchange programs? Even at 35 I know I could flat out dominate over there, become a national sports hero, and be adored by all the young Indian coeds.
Pretty simple rules, I would imagine.

If you haven't been eaten by a tiger or died (or left seriously and permanently disfigured) by a herd of angry elephants that ransacked your village in the middle of the night, you're eligible to play.
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2014, 12:57:13 AM
Pretty simple rules, I would imagine.

If you haven't been eaten by a tiger or died (or left seriously and permanently disfigured) by a herd of angry elephants that ransacked your village in the middle of the night, you're eligible to play.

Plus you gets timeouts whenever a cow wanders onto the field. Unless the cow is actually your reincarnated grandmother, in which case it's a ten yard penalty and loss of down.
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: DnATL on May 09, 2014, 07:46:16 AM
Plus you gets timeouts whenever a cow wanders onto the field. Unless the cow is actually your reincarnated grandmother, in which case it's a ten yard penalty and loss of down.
No time outs to take tea?
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2014, 02:53:30 PM
No time outs to take tea?

Tea is served promptly at 4:00.  That's the halftime show.
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: CCTAU on May 09, 2014, 03:03:49 PM
An education is an education. Where do I send my boy's video!
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Saniflush on May 09, 2014, 03:10:10 PM
An education is an education. Where do I send my boy's video!

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Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: CCTAU on May 09, 2014, 06:36:05 PM
What? No DQ!

Damn scratch off dots...
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2014, 07:19:32 PM
(http://static.onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/7_11.jpg)
Or here
Title: Re: New College Football League in India
Post by: chityeah on May 09, 2014, 11:12:38 PM
(http://static.onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/7_11.jpg)
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