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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on April 29, 2014, 09:02:19 PM

Title: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Kaos on April 29, 2014, 09:02:19 PM: http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/13-ways-to-keep-your-husband-happy.php (http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/13-ways-to-keep-your-husband-happy.php)

A couple of weeks back, I wrote into the mailbag asking if I was the only wife giving her husband a weekly blowjob. Most people thought I was a blowjob deprived husband writing in hopes of his wife seeing it and somehow getting on board with the idea. Some commenters thought I was not real and another asked how big the diamond would have to be for me to leave my husband and marry him. Well, I got news for you, diamonds are not my thing, my husband is. If a girl insists on having a big diamond, that should be the first clue to get out while you still can. Anyway, I assure you I am real, and I have been married for 16 years and been with my husband for 20 years. I keep him happy from what I can tell, and now I will share 13 of the ways I do that.
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 29, 2014, 11:21:54 PM: Da fuk?
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: The Prowler on April 30, 2014, 01:52:40 AM: That is one extremely lucky man...hopefully his wife's 13 steps won't fall on deaf ears and women will get back to the kitchen and bedroom more often, instead of bitching about everything.
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 06:22:45 AM: We are truly pretty simple creatures.

Now make with the head.
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: wesfau2 on April 30, 2014, 09:27:25 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 06:22:45 AM
We are truly pretty simple creatures.

Now make with the head.

Suck his dick.
Play with his balls.
Make him a sandwich.
Don't talk so much.

-D. Chappelle
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 09:35:46 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 29, 2014, 11:21:54 PM
Da fuk?

That wasn't you?

I am disappoint
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 09:43:40 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 09:35:46 AM
That wasn't you?

I am disappoint

I pretty much figured it was Wench up until the keep score part, she definitely keeps score.
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 09:50:36 AM: I thought only VV used the slogan, "Spitters are quitters".
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 09:53:29 AM: #14 Butt Secks
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 10:50:08 AM: I have to find a way to accidentally email this to the wife...
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 10:53:16 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 10:50:08 AM
I have to find a way to accidentally email this to the wife...

I'll give it to her after I have finished giving it to her.
Title: Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
Post by: AWK on April 30, 2014, 10:59:06 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 10:53:16 AM
I'll give it to her after I have finished giving it to her.
Rack City bitch.