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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2014, 01:35:10 PM

Title: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2014, 01:35:10 PM
Actually, that's what Gov. Robert Bentley will be saying this weekend at Talladega.  Our Head Corch will be driving the pace car to start the race.  Tune in folks and watch Gus go left...straight....left....straight....left...
Title: Re: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on April 29, 2014, 02:02:46 PM
Actually, that's what Gov. Robert Bentley will be saying this weekend at Talladega.  Our Head Corch will be driving the pace car to start the race.  Tune in folks and watch Gus go left...straight....left....straight....left...

Most likely will be the fastest Pace Car of all time
Title: Re: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2014, 02:19:13 PM
Most like will be the fastest Pace Car of all time

He shouldn't be able to go that fast.  Doesn't he know asphalt deteriorates?  He's only going to cause more wrecks than usual.  Thug POS.  I bet he killed Earnhardt. 
Title: Re: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 29, 2014, 02:59:19 PM
He should drive right along the inside stripe line the whole way.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 29, 2014, 08:39:32 PM
Most likely will be the fastest Pace Car of all time
The first pace car in the history of motorsports to win the pole position.

Hopefully none of the cars get injured because of this.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
Post by: djsimp on April 30, 2014, 07:57:52 AM
I bet I know how much time is left on the clock once he gets the checkered flag.