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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Vandy Vol on April 25, 2014, 11:12:42 AM

Title: Keen Car
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 25, 2014, 11:12:42 AM

I bet you guys want one:

(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/2722-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/2919-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/3127-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/2621-620x.jpg)



But that's not all.  This car was an absolute junker that was restored mostly by using expanding foam.  Of course, this means that you definitely don't want to hit anything, but it's resourceful nonetheless.


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/2171-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/597-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/768-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/965-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/11106-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/1842-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/2331-620x.jpg)


(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/2524-620x.jpg)



There are more pictures at http://news.distractify.com/people/amazing/sports-car/?v=1 (http://news.distractify.com/people/amazing/sports-car/?v=1) , but the above is pretty much most of it.

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 25, 2014, 11:25:44 AM

Keen fur coat as well...

I'd love to see how this car handles 50+mph winds on the road.

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: Godfather on April 25, 2014, 11:44:34 AM

This is what would happen if you hit anything

(http://img2-1.timeinc.net/toh/i/g/10/products/03-ten-uses-packing-peanuts/00-reuse-peanuts.jpg)

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: Godfather on April 25, 2014, 11:46:55 AM

I also thoroughly enjoyed the crystal doorknobs used as shifters.

(http://www.directdoorhardware.com/assets/images/emtek/door_knobs/oldtownclear_rose8_us15a.jpg)

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 25, 2014, 11:55:24 AM

I thrust with too much force to be able to copulate in a foam car. And I don't buy cars I can't sling penis in or on.

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 25, 2014, 11:58:36 AM

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 25, 2014, 11:55:24 AM

And I don't buy cars I can't sling penis in

So you have to make sure they have large tailpipes?  Common problem for you people.

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: Godfather on April 25, 2014, 12:06:42 PM

So he jazzes up the entire inside...goes leather with the buttons, crystal doorknob shifters, and fancy silver button dash, but buys the cheapest steering wheel ever?  WTF, it looks like it is from a 1995 Taurus with the airbag removed.

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 25, 2014, 12:13:03 PM

Quote from: Godfather on April 25, 2014, 12:06:42 PM

So he jazzes up the entire inside...goes leather with the buttons, crystal doorknob shifters, and fancy silver button dash, but buys the cheapest steering wheel ever?  WTF, it looks like it is from a 1995 Taurus with the airbag removed.

Hey buddy, you got a problem with 95 Tauruses with the air bag removed?

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 25, 2014, 12:37:06 PM

I don't like the grill

Title: Re: Keen Car
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 25, 2014, 12:54:59 PM

You want KEEN!!!!!!!! You can't handle KEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!