Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 09:41:44 AM

Title: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 09:41:44 AM
Got a text this morning with a picture a student took of what some fine individual wrote on a bathroom wall at Haley Center.  No, it wasn't VV looking for a stiff cock and a good time.  It basically said on April 16th, he would unleash a rampage of biblical proportions across this tiny campus. From what I've read, this was written a few weeks ago and the police were notified, so they've been aware.  One of my buddies has a daughter up there and he said they cancelled classes today.

It may be credible but more than likely not.  But you have to take this stuff very serious in today's environment.  People seem to think the solution to their problems or the way to get notoriety is to take a gun and blow as many innocent people away as they can.  I'll never understand that but that's the world we live in.   
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2014, 10:08:02 AM
Is Updyke still in jail?
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 10:28:20 AM
Is Updyke still in jail?

After viewing all those "Isolated incidents" and the number of turds headed to jail, I imagine he's just got too much Bama in him.
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Saniflush on April 16, 2014, 10:37:13 AM
They may attack the liberal arts buildings but I bet they will stay away from the ag buildings.

#CountryBoyCanSurvive
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Godfather on April 16, 2014, 10:51:25 AM
They may attack the liberal arts buildings but I bet they will stay away from the ag buildings.

#CountryBoyCanSurvive

That was when we were there, now they are all unwashed hippies like nook.
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 16, 2014, 11:00:22 AM
Is Updyke still in jail?


If the spelling was correct you can rule out any turd fan.
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 16, 2014, 11:10:04 AM
I would check and see which courses in Haley Center had a major test today.  There's your suspect pool...
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 11:41:22 AM
I would check and see which courses in Haley Center had a major test today.  There's your suspect pool...

Class, your 25 page term paper is due on April 16th.  Nothing short of a terrorist attack will excuse you from turning them in.
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Godfather on April 16, 2014, 02:05:48 PM
Class, your 25 page term paper is due on April 16th.  Nothing short of a terrorist attack will excuse you from turning them in.
Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Saniflush on April 16, 2014, 02:08:37 PM
Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.

Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound?
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Godfather on April 16, 2014, 02:09:48 PM
Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound?
Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.
Title: Re: AU Shuts It Down
Post by: Saniflush on April 16, 2014, 02:13:11 PM
Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.

It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture.