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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on April 14, 2014, 01:20:42 PM

Title: Beware Godfather...
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2014, 01:20:42 PM
Apparently there are bears roaming Florida and attacking people with staple guns.


http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/bear-attack-in-florida-leaves-woman-with-30-staples-in-head/ (http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/bear-attack-in-florida-leaves-woman-with-30-staples-in-head/)
Title: Re: Beware Godfather...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 14, 2014, 01:34:52 PM
I think that Florida staple gun laws are too lax.
Title: Re: Beware Godfather...
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2014, 01:41:41 PM
I think that Florida staple gun laws are too lax.

I bet it was an assault staple gun.
Title: Re: Beware Godfather...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 14, 2014, 01:47:07 PM
I bet it was an assault staple gun.
Most likely. There is no way that he had time to reload. This kind of attack is becoming more common because of these weapons. I don't get why people do not want to outlaw these guns.

These bears come into our neighborhoods and try to mooch off of honest working people. They don't work like illegal immigrants. Have you ever seen a bear on a roof or cutting grass? I didn't think so. I bet the staple gun was stolen.
Title: Re: Beware Godfather...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 14, 2014, 03:28:48 PM
OUTLAW BEARS NOW!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Beware Godfather...
Post by: DnATL on April 14, 2014, 06:49:57 PM
Was the bear wearing a hoodie?
Crazy ass cracker - probably followed that bear against the advice of the 911 dispatcher
Title: Re: Beware Godfather...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2014, 07:02:07 PM
He was just exercising his 2nd amendment right to bear arms. It's just that his bear arm was holding a stapler.