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Title: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 14, 2014, 10:20:19 AM
Happy belated birthday (yesterday) to my absolute favorite Hollywood Marine.

Love my Jarhead!!!

Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2014, 10:22:16 AM
Happy birthday you disgusting puke.
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 14, 2014, 10:24:54 AM
Why did I not know this?  Who told you to use the balm?

Happy Birthday from your asshole friend
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 14, 2014, 10:38:05 AM
Happy birthday.  :bar:
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Godfather on April 14, 2014, 10:44:07 AM
(http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/gay-marines-kissing-february-28-homecoming-2012.jpg)

God bless you boy, Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: wesfau2 on April 14, 2014, 10:53:29 AM
Hope you got some...and that the penicillin will promptly kill it.
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 14, 2014, 10:57:47 AM
Happy Birthday you unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit!
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 14, 2014, 11:14:18 AM
(http://williamlopez1984.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/keano-reaves1.jpg)



There is no birthday.
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: CCTAU on April 14, 2014, 11:36:30 AM
Well. It was a Sunday and eerbody knows the X is sleeping it off on Sunday.

Happy late birthday.
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 14, 2014, 11:47:24 AM
M-Muscles
A-Are
R-required
I-Intelligence
N-Not
E-Essential   
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: AUJarhead on April 14, 2014, 12:38:56 PM
M-My
A-Ass
R-Rides
I-In
N-Navy
E-Equipment

Also:

U- yoU
S - Suckers
M - Miss
C - Christmas

and

U - yoU
S - Signed the
M - Motherfuckin'
C - Contract

Thanks, guys.
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Godfather on April 14, 2014, 12:51:04 PM
Can't spell Marine without

REAM
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2014, 12:54:12 PM
Can't spell Marine without

REAM

You don't spell so good.
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Godfather on April 14, 2014, 01:13:42 PM
You don't spell so good.
What you talking bout?

ream
rēm
verb
verb: ream; 3rd person present: reams; past tense: reamed; past participle: reamed; gerund or present participle: reaming
1.
widen (a bore or hole) with a special tool.
widen a bore or hole in (a gun or other metal object) with a special tool.
clear out or remove (material) from something.
vulgar slang
have anal intercourse with (someone).

You are wrong...Momma is right!
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Saniflush on April 14, 2014, 01:17:36 PM
What you talking bout?

ream
rēm
verb
verb: ream; 3rd person present: reams; past tense: reamed; past participle: reamed; gerund or present participle: reaming
1.
widen (a bore or hole) with a special tool.
widen a bore or hole in (a gun or other metal object) with a special tool.
clear out or remove (material) from something.
vulgar slang
have anal intercourse with (someone).

You are wrong...Momma is right!

all dem teef and no toofbrush
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2014, 07:07:26 PM
Happy birthday, fucker. Now drop and give me 25.
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: oldautiger on April 14, 2014, 07:59:54 PM
Happy Birthday you old devil dog you
Title: Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2014, 02:26:15 AM
Happy Birthday Hottie!