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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on March 29, 2014, 02:45:08 AM
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Douchebag McTatthole pops the question to Katwhore Bugerslut.
Five different stories on al.com about it.
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'Will you marry my penith?"
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Smells like bitter, old hate in this thread. Let it go.
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What is this al.com you speaketh of?
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My guess as to how their relationship started:
BurgerSlut's Agent: [on phone to McTatt's agent] "Hello Mr. McTatt's agent. I think I've got a plan that can help us both out. See I've got this decent looking chick for a client. The problem is there's nothing to really distinguish her from any other slut that will suck a dick for an opportunity to audition. We both know Anthony Junior ain't gonna amount to squat in the league. But he is getting a bunch of national press now. I just need you to get AJ to say he's dating my client and I'll take care of the rest. Your client will be guaranteed a job in radio in Alabama after this. Maybe even a decent shot at a regional TV network job. How about it?"
McTatt's agent: "OK sounds good. I can't let AJ know he sucks just quiet yet. Send me a pic of your client and I'll see if I can get him on board."
McTatt's Agent: [after showing McTatt some BurgerSlut pictures] "AJ is on board. He says this girl is even hotter than his mother."
BurgerSlut's Agent: [presses button to switch phone line to secretary] "Cindy, order a case of Chivas and have it delivered to Mr. Musburger. "
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Soo...who is the biggest loser in this deal?
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From the bookfaces...
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Soo...who is the biggest loser in this deal?
Humanity, if they have offspring.
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Soo...who is the biggest loser in this deal?
Humanity, if they have offspring.
Us for having to read about it.