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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2014, 02:40:21 PM

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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2014, 02:40:21 PM
a kid asks his dad one day:

Kid:  Dad, do you know who Michael Oher is?

Dad:  Yeah son, he's a black guy who now plays tight end for the Tennessee Titans

Kid:  Offensive line.

Dad:  Okay, he's an African American guy who plays tight end for the Titans.


 :rimshot:  Thanks, I'll be here all week.

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Post by: Saniflush on March 17, 2014, 02:45:01 PM
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 17, 2014, 02:49:36 PM
I must admit, I've enjoyed this past week around here very much.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2014, 03:01:39 PM
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.

It was Royal Caribbean and don't be an butthole.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2014, 03:01:57 PM
I must admit, I've enjoyed this past week around here very much.

You're being an butthole too.
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 17, 2014, 03:17:18 PM
I enjoyed that joke when I heard it on Modern Family three years ago. 
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Post by: AWK on March 17, 2014, 03:41:53 PM
The joke is telling it, not the actual punch line.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 17, 2014, 08:03:39 PM
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.
Folks have jumped over the side for less.
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Post by: DnATL on March 17, 2014, 08:30:01 PM
Man you should sue Carnival if you had to listen to that kind of entertainment all week.
In his defense, the other on-board entertainment was a burlesque show, and he already saw that years ago
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Post by: dallaswareagle on March 18, 2014, 08:23:45 AM
In his defense, the other on-board entertainment was a burlesque show, and he already saw in that years ago


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Post by: DnATL on March 18, 2014, 10:25:18 PM
In his defense, the other on-board entertainment was a burlesque show, and he already saw in that years ago
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Man, what's wrong with you?  His daughter dances on that boat
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Post by: dallaswareagle on March 19, 2014, 08:19:41 AM
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Man, what's wrong with you?  His daughter dances on that boat


Father/daughter routine.
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Post by: AUChizad on March 19, 2014, 10:23:37 AM

Father/daughter routine.
The Aristocrats!
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 19, 2014, 11:38:32 AM
The Aristocrats!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5SmmMY8NyU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5SmmMY8NyU#)