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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Kaos on March 10, 2014, 10:50:50 AM

Title: Lindsay Lowwwhan
Post by: Kaos on March 10, 2014, 10:50:50 AM
Saw about ten minutes of her self-involved, completely oblivious to reality act on Jimmy Fallon the other night. 

She used to be somewhat cute.  Now she looks what you'd get if Carrot-Top mated with a nearsighted squirrel and that progeny got punched repeatedly in the face by Sylvester Stallone.

She looked bad, she sounded stupid.  She serves no purpose on this planet other and uses up air others might need one day.

Hideous
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Title: Re: Lindsay Lowwwhan
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 10, 2014, 11:11:35 AM
She's getting paid a million dollars to write a book about how she fucked up everything in her life.  Pretty much all she has to do is transfer her diary entries from rehab to a word document.  Actually, all she has to do is hand her diary from rehab to a real writer who will turn it into a book. 

A million dollars. 
Title: Re: Lindsay Lowwwhan
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 10, 2014, 11:33:53 AM
She's getting paid a million dollars to write a book about how she fucked up everything in her life.  Pretty much all she has to do is transfer her diary entries from rehab to a word document.  Actually, all she has to do is hand her diary from rehab to a real writer who will turn it into a book. 

A million dollars.

The sad part is that it will make $50 million
Title: Re: Lindsay Lowwwhan
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 10, 2014, 12:36:07 PM
I'd still break her hip bone.
Title: Re: Lindsay Lowwwhan
Post by: Kaos on March 10, 2014, 01:18:28 PM
I'd still break her hip bone.

I would too. With a sledgehammer. Then I'd hit her in the face.