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Title: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 06, 2014, 01:03:38 PM
This doctor should get a reward or the Nobel Peace Prize or something...

The woman exclaimed "Teach my husband to do that!".  So fess up - whose wife is this?

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/03/05/scientists-build-orgasm-machine-for-women/
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm.  The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord.  Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy,  a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.

Title: Re: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 06, 2014, 01:08:18 PM
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Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

Bullshit.  Everyone knows the only way to give a woman an orgasm is to penetrate the vagina with the penis while in the missionary position.  Exactly what are these "money obsessed scientists" thinking with even attempting this?  Once you give a woman the orgasm, a child pops out 9 months later.  Have they really thought about the consequences of this even if it does "work" as they claim?
Title: Re: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 06, 2014, 01:32:19 PM
They should replace the woman's uvula with the button that activates this thing.  BJ's for all!

Title: Re: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: wesfau2 on March 06, 2014, 01:54:16 PM
I picture this doctor as a total bro-dude.  Woman starts reacting to his O-machine and his response: "What's up?"
Title: Re: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 06, 2014, 02:28:10 PM
I picture this doctor as a total bro-dude.  Woman starts reacting to his O-machine and his response: "What's up?"

Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist.

I refuse to use the "Like" button on the X, but this would be one button I would totally love.  I'd need carpal tunnel surgery.

Title: Re: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: CCTAU on March 06, 2014, 02:38:24 PM
Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist.

I refuse to use the "Like" button on the X, but this would be one button I would totally love.  I'd need carpal tunnel surgery.

I could see any woman having this procedure as needing multiple remotes!
Title: Re: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: DnATL on March 06, 2014, 07:15:35 PM
So the button is implanted in the buttocks?  Gives new meaning to "tap that ass"
Title: Re: What's the opposite of malpractice?
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2014, 10:31:20 PM
I knew someone that was in the original test group.  Every time she sat down, she'd piss her pants and forget who she was for 20 minutes.