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Title: If all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2014, 12:40:00 AM

Happy early birthday to our resident Turd (who is really one of us). Given the length of the isolated incidents thread, you prolly have to dress like you do to blend in with the scofflaws so you'll have reason to beat them soundly with your big stick.

Every year on Christmas and your birthday, I think "This is it!  This year, this year will be the one where Token comes out of the closet... And crosses over to the good side."

I'll never give up on you, Token. I have felt the good in you. One day, darlin, one day.

In the meantime, happy birthday, sweetheart!!!

Title: Re: If all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
Post by: Saniflush on March 04, 2014, 07:02:30 AM

Happy birthday....Fucktard.

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Post by: CCTAU on March 04, 2014, 08:55:46 AM

Hope you can hear me under all of that birthday wetness. Happy birthday...

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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 04, 2014, 09:24:49 AM

Put a little brutality on someone to brighten your day.  Happy Happy

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Post by: Godfather on March 04, 2014, 09:42:23 AM

Happy Happy Old Man!

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Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2014, 10:17:31 AM

Here's hoping you get to beat the fuck out of a paint huffer today.

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Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 04, 2014, 10:20:51 AM

Happy birfday, copper, fuzz, lice, pig or whatever the most derogatory current term for law enforcement is.

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Post by: AUTiger1 on March 04, 2014, 10:27:25 AM

Happy Birthday Fucker!

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Post by: dallaswareagle on March 04, 2014, 11:06:05 AM

Go ahead and get funky:

(http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr14/themishkin/GIFs/cop-dance-animated-gif.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/themishkin/media/GIFs/cop-dance-animated-gif.gif.html)

Title: Re: If all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
Post by: Token on March 04, 2014, 12:14:29 PM

Thanks a lot peeps. Now I'm going back to drinking.

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Post by: The Six on March 04, 2014, 12:24:52 PM

Happy Slappy Birthday

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Post by: wesfau2 on March 04, 2014, 12:26:11 PM

Fuck off, bammer.

And have a happy birthday, too, I guess.

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Post by: djsimp on March 04, 2014, 12:42:27 PM

Happy Birthday yo.

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Post by: ssgaufan on March 04, 2014, 12:47:48 PM

Happy Birthday!  Now go give somebody a mustache ride!

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Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2014, 01:21:02 PM

Quote from: Token on March 04, 2014, 12:14:29 PM

Thanks a lot peeps. Now I'm going back to drinking.

On the job, I hope.

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Post by: The Six on March 04, 2014, 01:51:12 PM

Nick asks that you do not taser any more of his 5 stars. It's hard enough to recruit with Auburn cheating and all.

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Post by: AWK on March 04, 2014, 02:48:14 PM

Happy Day of Birth shit

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Post by: Vandy Vol on March 04, 2014, 05:39:47 PM

I hope you get to use your night stick today.  Take that as you may.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a73087c4dc750fc1b559368633a3934a/tumblr_mpix0oDUvI1qkmxtno1_400.jpg)

Title: Re: If all the cops looked like him there'd be no crime at all.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2014, 08:33:57 PM

Happy birthday, copper!