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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on February 27, 2014, 08:26:17 AM

Title: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Saniflush on February 27, 2014, 08:26:17 AM: Comedian Tim Wilson

Funny guy if you never heard him.

http://youtu.be/F6e5w-cMPUw (http://youtu.be/F6e5w-cMPUw)

http://youtu.be/G4xg6WeB8_A (http://youtu.be/G4xg6WeB8_A)
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 27, 2014, 09:21:13 AM: He was funny for a white man.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 27, 2014, 09:25:37 AM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 27, 2014, 09:21:13 AM
He was funny for a white man.

Could he jump?
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: CCTAU on February 27, 2014, 10:04:49 AM: I saw him years ago at the Funny Bone here in Atlanta. Funny guy.

You cannot post a he's dead thread without posting how he died.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: ssgaufan on February 27, 2014, 10:18:21 AM: Heart attack
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 27, 2014, 10:22:14 AM: Quote from: ssgaufan on February 27, 2014, 10:18:21 AM
Heart attack

Damn and only 52.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Saniflush on February 27, 2014, 10:38:00 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on February 27, 2014, 10:04:49 AM
You cannot post a he's dead thread without posting how he died.

Heart quit beating.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2014, 11:54:53 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 27, 2014, 10:38:00 AM
Heart quit beating.

Almost always fatal
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 27, 2014, 12:30:57 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
Almost always fatal

60% of the time, it works every time.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 27, 2014, 01:42:02 PM: I heard him doing a bit where he was just giving some young guy in an audience hell about coming to a comedy show by himself, asking him why he didn't have a woman, telling him to get a Marvin Gaye album to pick up "an older woman with a job and credit", then asking him if he had any Lyndon B. Johnson albums. The kid had no idea who Lyndon Johnson was but said he would look for his CD's. One of the funniest things I ever heard.

Ramis and Wilson died in the same week. The world is getting less and less funny.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Kaos on February 27, 2014, 05:49:08 PM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 27, 2014, 01:42:02 PM

Ramis and Wilson died in the same week. The world is getting less and less funny.

Thank God I'm still here. But I am feeling a little weird lately.

Oh wait. I said God. Since I've been to a public building before and I use the Post Office to mail letters, I've probably violated Jefferson's clear intent for the First Amendment as evidenced by the diagram (Hugo Black said it was a pentagram) he drew on a linen napkin in the White Horse Tavern in Newport RI in 1822. Said napkin had been in use in the tavern since it opened in 1673 until a visiting historian noticed the faded drawing in 1924 and certified that it was, in fact, a doodling by Jefferson.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 27, 2014, 08:06:03 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 27, 2014, 10:38:00 AM
Heart quit beating.
This was the first thing that popped in my mind.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Saniflush on February 28, 2014, 06:43:53 AM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 27, 2014, 08:06:03 PM
This was the first thing that popped in my mind.

It's because we are men of the ocean.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Godfather on February 28, 2014, 09:36:46 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 28, 2014, 06:43:53 AM
It's because we are men of the ocean.
So you both enjoy it in the butt then.
Title: Re: Tim Wilson dead
Post by: Saniflush on February 28, 2014, 10:05:52 AM: Quote from: Godfather on February 28, 2014, 09:36:46 AM
So you both enjoy it in the butt then.

Well he will motorboat'em.