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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2014, 12:24:22 PM
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V-Day is Friday. What you got planned for your sweetie? Dinner? Flowers? Chocolates? KY Warming Gel?
You've got about 48 hours. Better get on it.
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V-Day is Friday. What you got planned for your sweetie? Dinner? Flowers? Chocolates? KY Warming Gel?
You've got about 48 hours. Better get on it.
I'm having sex with your wife.
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I'm having sex with your wife.
Thank God someone is.
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Amateur night at restaurants 2nd only to new years eve, more likely to get bad service and overcharged.
I'll pick up a nice piece of fish to grill, bottle of wine, blue pill and let the evening go where it goes. Unless Buzz shows up. :facepalm:
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I used to try and throw you guys some hints that were beyond the blah blah same old same old, but I found the lack of appreciation disturbing.
So good luck with the flowers and candy and lingerie route. AGAIN. And wonder why it doesn't get you laid. AGAIN.
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Amateur night at restaurants 2nd only to new years eve, more likely to get bad service and overcharged.
I'll pick up a nice piece of fish to grill, bottle of wine, blue pill and let the evening go where it goes. Unless Buzz shows up. :facepalm:
The Corndog and I celebrate Feb 12th each year as I Love You Day. I hate V-Day with a white hot passion. Systemized extortion and unreasonable expectations on both parties.
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The Corndog and I celebrate Feb 12th each year as I Love You Day. I hate V-Day with a white hot passion. Systemized extortion and unreasonable expectations on both parties.
Stick it to the man.
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Wife and I are going to the Waffle House (her choice - loves it every year) and then to see a romantic tale of man trying to relate to his family after a tragedy - Robocop.
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I am taking my girlfriend out for dinner and dancing. Buying the wife a new vacuum cleaner.
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I'll be spending the day trying to score Michael Sam's digits.
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The Corndog and I celebrate Feb 12th each year as I Love You Day. I hate V-Day with a white hot passion. Systemized extortion and unreasonable expectations on both parties.
It's like I love you all over again.
Well put.
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VD Day is everyday in the AWK household.
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VD Day is everyday in the AWK household.
VD Day? You've got a STD?
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Whatever I get must be in triplicate
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Whatever I get must be in triplicate
You want some TPS reports?
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Whatever I get must be in triplicate
I didn't know you are Mormon.
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I didn't know you are Mormon.
Yea, he likes a lot of other folks wife's.
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1 hour of counseling. It's cheaper.
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I'm rubbing my dick down with chocolate and seeing where it takes me.
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I'm rubbing my richard down with chocolate and seeing where it takes me.
With as many recently exposed cocksuckers that are on here? Be careful. You may not get what you had planned.
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I'm rubbing my dick down with chocolate and seeing where it takes me.
I figured you'd be sharing some fudge with Shane.
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VD Day? You've got a STD?
I see you caught my witty joke...and I've been hearing 50 is the new 40.
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VD Day? You've got a STD?
It's the gift that keeps on giving...the whole year through.
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It's like I love you all over again.
Well put.
GH, would you not be my Valentine? <3
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GH, would you not be my Valentine? <3
Sure. Wanna go to the Waffle House? We may see The Six there. And maybe Gus.
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Fuck this damn made up holiday.
I have not and will not be a party to it.
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If any of you have waited until the last minute, there is some "lifting and cleansing" cream in the make up section of Wal Marts that I've found that seems nice. As the name implies, it supposedly lifts and cleans.
It's rather costly, so I figure I'll recommend the wife apply it mainly on her ass. You may want to be specific about where you want your significant other to apply.
I.E. for many of you: "apply to richard" or some of you: "put on titties". This will address your main area of concern and save money. Then, get ready for a wild and sexy ride.
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Fuck this damn made up holiday.
I have not and will not be a party to it.
and I was gonna give you face
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and I was gonna give you face
That's in a week......bitch.
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Longhorn's for lunch. Very nice.
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Snagette made the suggestion of staying home and grilling steaks. Now we're talking about my kind of romantic evening.
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Snagette made the suggestion of staying home and grilling steaks. Now we're talking about my kind of romantic evening.
She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.
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She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.
Oh great. Canker sores.
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Oh great. Canker sores.
Drip drip drip
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Drip drip drip
Like a Good Humor on the 4th of July
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I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
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I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
Then you awoke in your bunker, and your tinfoil underwear was covered in some sticky substance.....shhh you hear that, I think the government is right outside. Quick turn off your computer.
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I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
I know how to play the skin flute.
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I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
'Murrica!
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She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.
Maybe she has the hongries for more than an appetizer!
:rimshot:
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For Cupid Day, I think I gave my wife another baby.
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